This is just a troll account, Im actually a Harvard Grad. If I baited you, reply to my comment with 'Thanks, Mike.' so I know you didn't fall for it lol.
I’m calling it now. He is nearing the end of his social experiment.
This was all just an internet act, and he’s actually a health expert. He knew exactly when was the breaking point, and he knows exactly how to drop weight fast.
It’s all gonna be one big documentary.
@InternetH0F
This is an incredibly easy question. I would bring a helicopter.
Once I bring the helicopter, I have infinite flights back and forth, to grab whatever I need. And each time I go back to the mainland, I would refuel.
It’s not rocket science.
@PicturesFoIder
This is Junko Furata. She was murdered in 1989 before going through grueling torture.
She was found dead encased in concrete. Very sad story, and the murderers were not properly punished.
@pokimanelol
I agree Pokimane. With that being said, I give everyone my full consent to sexualize me. In fact, here are my proportions:
-6'4".
-Double G Cup.
-56" Cheeks.
- 24" Biceps.
-A Beautiful Smile.
Here's an accurate image to use for reference.
Every gimmick account and their mothers are being paid to sell you s*x chocolate
So instead I’ll sell you the definition of a placebo effect: an improvement to your physical or mental state after taking a ‘dummy’ treatment
Youre being charged an overpriced placebo chocolate bar
@elonmusk
Elon Musk, this is incredibly inappropriate. There are children on this app. You should know this, you see the statistics. You have the data.
What if my 2 year old child was to see this? Twitter is supposed to be safe for my kid, and here you are disproving it.
Do better.
@Dexerto
Alright, that’s it.
Twitch, if you do not do something about the ever-growing nudity problem on your site, I’m going to get involved, and I’ll be real angry.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. You have 24 hours.
@Crazy4Material
While this is a breakthrough in cancer research, it’s not necessarily a cure. We are getting closer though.
However, if you need your cancer cured, call me. I’ll rip it out of you with my bare hands.
@OTerrifying
Works fine, probably just a few bugs
I did not come up with this, but the person who did is an NFT bro so I’m going to take their joke and get more likes from it.
@wildtiktokss
The answer is actually 9. When a number is raised up like that, that’s indicating it’s an exponent, which basically means the big number is multiplied by itself, a number of times equal to the little number.
In other words. 3 x 3 = 9.
@Dexerto
For anyone wondering, ublock origin is actively updating their extension to keep up with YouTube’s ever-changing anti adblock detection.
To make sure you’re up to date, go to extension, click ublock origin, click settings, click purge all caches, and click update now.
@adinross
There are more than 2 Gengars.
You have base Gengar, Shiny Gengar, Mega Gengar, shiny Mega Gengar, gigantamax Gengar, and shiny gigantamax Gengar. And that’s not including all of the fan made stuff.
@wildtiktokss
@sophieraiin
Corn name? That’s a strange way of calling yourself a farmer, but what’s the problem with him knowing about your life of agriculture?
Sorry, but I don’t think I can support
@operagxofficial
after this. I am disgusted.
It should have been me, not voicemod. It should have been ME! ME!!!!
Woke up to see an OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of Superfans Defending me.
This is why the Mike27356894 Superfan Nation is the GREATEST OUT THERE!
Can I get an AMEN?
@EverythingOOC
This is NOT REAL. DO NOT BELIEVE THIS.
Here is the unedited picture. It is an X, but not in the style of Twitters new logo.
Stay safe out there guys.
@crim_tweets_
Please get me off your account. You turned your accounts into a promotion page for your little boy and girl followers to see onlyfans models.
I want nothing to do with that, thanks.
@pokimanelol
That’s cool, Poki! I paid for my Fathers breakfast this morning. He asked for an Egg Sausage McMuffin, a Hashbrown, and a Large Diet Coke.
I always get him two hash browns though cause I know he doesn’t want to ask for too much. he always tells me how proud he is of me
@InternetH0F
That’s not useless, anything could happen. Just last year alone at the winter games, there were around 10 injuries both before the events, and during.
No one is safe from screwing up, as perfection can’t always be maintained. That’s why there’s a lifeguard.
@sssniperwolf
NO. NO. NO. SSSNIPERWOLF PLEASE I HAVE MONEY ON THE LINE FOR YOUR YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO!
Please I beg of you. Turn on the camera. Take the guitar out. Toxic gossip train part 2. Please!
@albert12798
The answer is D) 12:03 a.m.
First, you can cancel out A and C, because those times are closer to Noon than anything.
From there, it’s just a matter of finding out whether B or D is closer to 12:00 a.m
Which would be D.
@InternetH0F
I think the best solution here wouldn’t be to force the teacher to wear baggy clothes, but rather to teach our youth that staring isn’t okay, and that not everything needs to be sexualized.
@elonmusk
Yea, and you can thank me for that. Despite everything falling apart around us, I single-handedly have been keeping this app alive.
If you would like to show you gratitude, Mr.Musk, you can do so by personally thanking me. I’ll wait.
Alright superfans, LISTEN UP! 📣
The Mike Youtooz will be a REAL THING if the original tweet gets 69k likes.
💥DO YOUR PART. LIKE ♥️ AND RETWEET ♻️ THE ORIGINAL TWEET.💥 (the tweet captioned “There’s no way”).
LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
@Minecraft
That’s it. THAT, IS, IT. I am PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
I DEMAND YOU ADD THE PENGUIN AND CRAB THIS INSTANT.
MINECRAFT IS MY LIFE. REMOVING THE PENGUIN AND CRAB IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS MY PARENTS DIVORCING.
CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS CAREFULLY, MINECRAFT. NOVEMBER 18th, 2023.
@RespectfulMemes
For anyone wondering, this comic is edited. He’s actually mocking, and for some reason they added a girl instead of Toad.
Here’s the original image.
@F1NN5TER
F1NN5TER, I hate to break it to you but that is Chris Tyson, who is a close friend of Mr Beast, but not actually Mr Beast. I hope this helps clear up any confusion you might have over who’s the Beast.
@InternetH0F
Cicadas actually buzz to attract females, as well as protecting their home from birds.
And truth be told, your music will do nothing to them. Their hearing has evolved to the point that they can only hear the sound of their own species.
@EverythingOOC
THIS IS NOT REAL. DO NOT SPREAD THIS MISINFORMATION.
The only thing shutting down TF2 related were the servers for PS3 recently. There is no official announcement from Valve regarding this.
@wildtiktokss
Some simple math will instantly solve this for you.
Let’s use the United States as an example. There are 10 digits in a US phone number. Each digit can be 0-9. That means there are 10^10 possible number combinations, otherwise known as 10 billion.
US population is 300 million.
@incel_stories
I’ll have you know, Mr. “Incel moments and rants” (if that’s even your real name…) I have had dozens of DM’s from guys and girls alike telling me that my guide worked, and that they’re happily in a relationship.
Do you tell me, who’s the REAL Incel here??
@EverythingOOC
Good on that father. He taught his daughter a valuable lesson that she will never forget. Not a lot of Fathers can say they’d be willing to do that for their daughters.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk, this is genuinely a terrible idea.
My 11 year old son is addicted to video games, and we bought him a Tesla last year. Now I have to worry whether or not he’s playing video games on the highway while he’s driving to school.
You’re better than this, remove it.