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@mrgracemugabe
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i’d love to eat a mexico bar and experience a taste of mexico….
The Mexican government introduces its new chocolate bar, priced at less than $1USD. An equivalent bar from a foreign multinational is about $6USD. Made of 50% cocoa, cane sugar, cocoa butter, powdered milk, vanilla. No refined sugar, no artificial flavourings or colouring
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*easily evades your trap*.
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i like in kingdom come 2 that they actually try explain why you don’t have your cool armour and skills from the first game. i also like wandering around saying hello to everyone like the biggest dipshit in the world.
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me: that’s cool. so there’s a massive land bridge right under egypt?.ptolemy: yep.me: so i’ll just sail down there and check it out shall i?.ptolemy sweating: y-yeah do that. you fuckin’ do that! i don’t care man! do whatever you want, im not the pharaoh of you!.
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i have decided to endorse zohran mamdani.
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they could be cursing you to get thinner and you try and eat and eat but it doesn’t matter and you just keep getting thinner.
Their Houthi flag literally say:.“Curse upon the Jews”. What is that if not a curse of death? And why would you curse the Jews if it has nothing to do with the Jews?. The level of gaslighting that westerners are just eating is on another level.
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sounds like a meal to die for! lol 😜.
#BREAKING: Erin Patterson has been found guilty of murder over the deadly mushroom lunch that killed three of her in-laws and poisoned a fourth. The jury unanimously convicted the Leongatha woman after 10 weeks of emotional evidence and deliberations. She now faces a life
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the department of lols has put in an order for seven million “fell for it again” awards and will be releasing a statement shortly.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: President Trump's Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a "client list” or was murdered, according to a memo detailing the findings obtained by Axios.
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*attacks your forces on multiple fronts*.
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casually working my way into the middle of a crowd of teen schoolkids all staring mutely at a seven car pileup with multiple fatalities: bro was aura farming 😂.
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you have to expect his ruthless fairness in a way
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can’t think of one, sorry.
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pov: you have a good heart and stare at my penis for 15 seconds so i can afford surgery to keep him spurting ❤️.
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RT @whitefeelimgs: Started watching the Fogle documentary but it started grossing me out so I shut it off. It’s deeply unsettling to think….
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there’s three of them?! i haven’t even found the first one yet
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do the krauts have a word for the feeling when you discover the person running the cute animal account you follow committed suicide?.
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me in early 2020: i think it’s pretty safe to say i will never see a big boy get on the roof. if it was going to happen i would have seen it by now.
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RT @sommecourt: If ever there is a Somme equivalent of Robert Capa's D-Day images it is these showing men of the Tyneside Irish Brigade mar….
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happy birthday to my many canadian friends, followers and as always, the sultry and exotic canadian women.
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