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Roll up! Roll up! The Week that was! Get your Week that was!
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We'll give up on the monarchy when:
Jews eat pork.
Hindus eat beef.
The leader of China is a Japanese immigrant.
Muslims appoint female priests in hotpants.
And Africa's favourite music is Country & Western.
Because if our traditions don't matter anymore, neither should theirs.
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@jordanbpeterson
@YouTube
Jordo, you're a millionaire, with all the benefits that entails.
Most of us are not.
We don't want to expose our lives to the malicious forces out there who'd seek to destroy us, given half a chance.
You don't seem to care about that, Mr Millionaire.
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@Rainmaker1973
That's if we believe Chinese claims.
But I think we have plenty of reason to doubt such a ship would be practical.
For one, the area of sail compared to the size of the hull. Could such a thing feasibly tack into the wind?
Next, how sound would that thing be structurally in a…
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@ApsanaBegumMP
You're a victim of discrimination and institutionalised islamophobia?
Yet you somehow got into parliament??? 😏
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@not__vee
The irony is that the more innocent the spirit of the time was, the more sexy the entertainment was.
Now that we're in a more cynical era, everything is much more buttoned up.
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@ClaudiaWebbe
We are not Palestinians.
We don't gang rape women, then shoot them in the genitals and set the place on fire.
Nor do we celebrate such events with dancing in the streets.
Well, those of us with a smidgeon of decency don't anyhow.
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@buttonslives
So, feminists.
Why not go where you're needed?
Afghanistan needs changing.
Go on... 😏
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@ApsanaBegumMP
Are you spending as much time asking for Hamas to return the hostages as you are asking Israel for a ceasefire? 🤔
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Godspeed, Ian Lavender.
One hell of a show, you stupid boy. 🧐
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Is that the flag of China in the accusing camp? 😂
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@atrupar
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness.
😏
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@not__vee
Well, let's have some neo-classical porn then, courtesy of Antonio Canova.
The Three Graces. 😏
Truth is, feminists hate men celebrating their desire for women.
It's pathological.
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@JoshLekach
Well, Britain is the home of liberty.
This also can be the liberty to do things of which you don't approve. I know. It must be a shock.
Mind, opposing attractive young ladies wearing party dresses for going partying is an odd hill to seek to die on.
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@AkanKwaku
Stood up to and defeated the Nazis - the real ones - thereby saving much of the world from dire catastrophe.
And you, Kwaku?
What have you done?
You really sure you're the better man here? 😏
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@Undoomed
Wow. We don't know the context?
That's a new one on me.
Yup, as you say, how could there be a context that would in any way render this comprehensible?
Once you can't condemn baby murdering without the accusation of judgmentalism you're really in a weird world.
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@70s80s90sKids
Duelling swords for hamsters.
Male hamster are known for their extensive code of honour. 🧐
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@zarahsultana
@tribunemagazine
You can't threaten parliaments and expect people to think kindly of you.
Parliament was threatened.
Certain MPs now need police protection.
That's not Islamophobia.
That's fact.
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@MPSCamden
Why not put this constable on the case?
Well, once you've confirmed the correct pronouns and the - much more important - non crime hate incidents, especially those on twitter, are all dealt with.
Happy New Year.
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Dear Woke,
When Muslims conquered the lands that are now Palestine and Israel in the early 7th century, did they COLONISE it? 🤔
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@not__vee
The denial of the reality of beauty is a profound thing.
In the case of sexual beauty it is not just the left which afraid of it.
There seems to be some sort of spoilsport gene. The endless scolds who hate certain aspects of humanity.
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@StormySturgeon
Are we equally upset about bagpipes, tartan and kilts?
Or do those links to the past not upset your 21st century sensibilities?
I mean, the old fashioned saltire could be a barcode, right?
And the Scottish kirk and old Gaelic, who needs them?
After all, it's 21st century...
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"Black people can't be racist."
So, when Idi Amin forced Asians to leave Uganda, what was that?
Or did you American progressives just not know that ever happened, when you developed your hifalutin theories? 🧐
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A very, very long prison sentence should await this person.
If appropriate, deportation thereafter.
We have entered the bloody Twilight Zone here.
Only severity will get us out of this.
Masked Palestinian activist completly DESTROYS historic British painting by slashing it with a knife and spray painting it.
The activist from the Palestine Action group ruined the Lord Balfour painting in Trinity College, University of Cambridge using a box cutter Stanley knife…
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@paulmasonnews
@SadiqKhan
Is that the same capital in which violent Muslims so terrorised Labour MPs, they caused a vote to collapse in the Commons in order to avoid the wrath of said extremists?
Where was that tolerance you hail that day?
p.s. Where was it with Salman Rushdie and ever since?
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Oh, the poor Americans...
Trying to come to terms with the fact that there are some things out there which predate their history.
And that other civilisations will not volunteer to abandon their traditions to put them at ease. 😁
Easter's holy Week in Asturias, Spain, calls many popular demonstrations in many towns and villages.
Avilés has seven brotherhoods with their respective processional steps running through the streets of the town.
[📹sergiomenendez / serjolmen]
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@AvonandsomerRob
But why were they fleeing France,
@GaryLineker
?
Why did they - likely from Italy - flee into France?
What are the odds that most of them are in fact economic migrants falsely claiming asylum?
What are the chances that they know that as long as people like you always back them,…
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@KeneAkers
So, where's the course on the toxic behaviour of blacks?
Or would that be racist? 😏
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Notice anything?
It's not the West. 🧐
88% to 95% of plastic transported by body of waters and polluting the world's oceans comes from these 10 rivers
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@Acyn
In plain English, "If I lose this time around, I'm once again going to claim I was cheated."
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It's official.
They were here all along.
So, they're equally guilty for the slavery which they're always telling us so much about.
Checkmate. 🧐
‘Been Here From the Start’ - Song about how Black People have always been in Britain from the BBC Children’s Show ‘HORRIBLE HISTORIES’
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@thehistoryguy
Well, in fairness, he went for the 2% of the world that really counted.
His was likely an unequalled challenge to the powers of the world.
It's precisely because this chap was so phenomenal that beating him really was quite the achievement. 🧐
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You know, the Hamas leadership all have a certain look about them.
You can't unsee it, can you? 😁
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@KonstantinKisin
Precisely.
Their opinion hasn't changed.
The mask just came off.
But public opinion has shifted markedly as a result.
Because the public isn't prepared to tolerate this. Moreover, after terrorism and grooming gangs, this seems like the final straw.
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News just in: Blackbeard has just declared the Royal Navy pirates.
BREAKING: YEMEN DECLARES THE USA AND UK AS TERRORISTS
Yemen's Parliament has declared US and UK governments “Global Terrorists Networks.”
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Yes, I think I should face the consequences of what my ancestors did.
I think I ought to be greeted by applause wherever I go. 🧐
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Oh, how will we ever recover? 😏
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The conquistadors were the good guys. 🧐
Human Sacrifice Miniature, in The History of the Indies of New Spain (1579 CE), by Diego Duran (1537-1588 CE).
British Library
#archaeohistories
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@xxclusionary
Yes, The people doing this are just fine.
Ancient, fun winter traditions of central Europe.
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You are fucking kidding me?!?!?
This Year, Islamophobia Awareness Month comes at a troubling time for Muslims in Britain.
Labour, with
@Keir_Starmer
as Leader, is committed to working closely with all communities to ensure they have the security they need to feel safe.
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@JeremyVineOn5
@y_alibhai
@mikeparry8
@RobbieRinder
This woman said she'd leave the country if Boris Johnson became PM.
Boris came and went.
She's still here.
I don't want to hear anything from her unless it's from her place of exile.
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@jamesjhistory
Look, your man mimed a good song on My Fair Lady, but Sherlock Holmes belongs to Basil Rathbone and always will.
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Arrest them.
I don't care what their cause may be. This activist nonsense has to stop.
Not your street. Not your tarmac. Not your cars. Not yours to do with what you like.
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200.
Just fuck off. 🧐
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Yes, I won't forget.
How Britain did more than any other nation to end slavery.
And how colonialism is likely the reason your people can read the sign you're holding.
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We have it, ladies and gentlemen.
The greatest community note of all time. 🧐
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No.
Some of your ancestors sold some of your other ancestors.
We meanwhile were a seafaring trading nation and created the industrial revolution.
“These roads were built by my ancestors”, says this guy in UK. Do you agree?
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@Femi_Sorry
How's your handler these days, Femi?
He's Irish, right?
We all remember that sudden departure from an interview.
Any news on who that guy is and why he decides what happens in your interviews?
I mean, has he burnt out yet? 😁
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@liberaljanee
A circle is anything thought to be one.
A triangle is anything thought to be one.
2+2= anything believed to be the correct answer by anyone at any given time.
Ergo, nothing actually has a definition anymore.
Everything can be anything.
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If you have a problem with this, it should be something other than complaining about use of force or a denial of dignity.
At some point a decision to deport needs to mean something.
We should not take pleasure in it, but we should understand its necessity. 🧐
In Japan a Somali molested a number of women & girls. He is in the process of being deported & is refusing to go. He is unceremoniously bundled onto the plane.
No lefty lawyers in Japan, who made the video as a warning to other foreigners.
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Oh, yes.
Let's protect their identity.
So, no one recognises the little darlings. 😁
A video showing youths apparently wielding machetes in broad daylight in Nottingham city centre has emerged on social media.
Read more:
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Long live that cameraman! 🧐
Climate cultists thought they had sabotaged another beautiful event — then the cameraman had his revenge.
Wait for it 🎥 💥
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
This is complete nonsense.
I know for sure that I should have been born in Scarlett Johansson's body.
So, it's about time she delivers it to me... 🧐
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If diversity is our greatest strength, where are the results?
We're more diverse than ever.
Where's the art? The music? The entertainment and culture? The massive technological and scientific breakthroughs?
Where are the fruits of all this diversity? 🤔
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In 1950s a British passenger plane took a wrong turn taxiing at Berlin Airport.
An angry female German voice from the tower barked, 'Have you never been here before?'
The pilot responded, 'I have, dear. A few years ago. But I was 10,000 feet up and it was night.'
True story. 😏
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We should not forget this.
The mask was off that day.
We should not be gaslit into believing this never happened.
It did.
I took this video on October 8th outside the Israeli Embassy in London. The day after Hamas atrocities and before Israel had begun its campaign in Gaza. People celebrating terrorism in our capital. What took you so long Prime Minister?
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@GadSaad
I see an upside.
If they get $15 dollars an hour and they work for four hours, how much do they expect? 😁
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@cb_doge
They did.
'Gung Ho' (1986) is actually a really good film.
A Japanese company takes over an American town's local car plant. Mirth ensues.
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So, that part of the UK in which men wear skirts has made it easier officially to change gender? 🤔
@TailedFeature
@CountDankulaTV
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@RuthDavidsonPC
Talk of dog whistle is a deflection.
Whom were parliamentarians afraid of?
Which minority caused such terror among Labour MPs, they had to break the rules of the House in order to extricate themselves from the threatening situation?
Talk of Islamophobia is folly here.
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@JethroBoateng
Hey, aggressive loud person.
It still wasn't the continent's favourite music though, was it?
I suggest you wind it in a bit.
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On-screen chemistry needn't always be romantic...
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"Viking stereotypes?" 😁
Is this ever going to end? Are they ever going to care about money more than the message? Will the customers ever get that want?
Sure as hell doesn't look like it.
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@metpoliceuk
This is what happens when you signal to them that they can get away with almost anything during their pro-Hamas demonstrations celebrating the massacre of 7th October.
You're partly to blame for this.
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For those people claiming people now dying in Gaza is 'just as bad' as Jews being killed by Hamas.
No Israeli pilot is dropping bombs seeking to kill, mame, mutilate and rape the innocent.
Tellingly, Israel isn't celebrating the death of Gazan women.
The key difference is intent.
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Brilliant.
Britain remains the home of eccentrics, young and old.
Kirkcaldy teenager Callum Grubb loves the 1940s and has been saving for a classic car since he was 11 or 12.
The 19-year-old has recently bought an Austin 10 Cambridge from 1938 as his first car.
Read more ➡️
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@AnnaHorford
Dido Belle wasn't really an aristocrat. She was raised in an aristocratic household.
Vikings were blonde, blue eyed folks.
People know this.
Finding one or two examples in history only shows the exception that proves the rule.
History wasn't whitewashed. You're blackwashing it.
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People have had enough.
That one old man is much more representative of the majority in western society than people realise.
In the last month things have shifted tremendously.
The demonstrators don't realise they're rallying the nations of the west against them.
Exchange of views between a Swiss patriot and Muslim immigrants in Zurich.
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@KonstantinKisin
Yes, I've been periodically pointing this out for some time.
This "preventing of a breach of the peace" approach can be gamed by militant groups.
Their aggression will see the ones they wish to see shut up silenced - by police.
It's hugh time the police woke up to this.
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@DrProudman
The ancient royal lineage of a European country is white?
My, I wonder why that is?
Some people are so fixated on race, they lose all semblance of sense.
😁
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@SoundsDaz
There was a trial. Televised. The case was pretty clear. Plenty of witnesses and film evidence. Given that the surviving person who was shot admitted under cross examination that Rittenhouse only shot him once he pointed his gun at Rittenhouse, it was very clear. Not guilty.
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Yet another triumphant British victory.
The lady never stood a chance. 😁
One of my favourite types of video is "Americans underestimating British condiments"
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Look I know KFC's recipe for fried chicken is secret, but this is ridiculous.
This photo from 1979 shows a Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory employee opening the world's heaviest hinged door, which was 2.5 m (8 ft) thick, nearly 3.7 m (12 ft) wide, and weighed 44 tons (97,000 lbs)
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No.
Next!!!! 🧐
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@NickLaparra
@WajahatAli
'Konstantin, skin color has literally mattered since the beginning of fucking time.'
How do you know that?
Were you there?
Have you a historical record from the beginnings of time to prove this?
Or is this a wild assumption?
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@hebh_jamal
The Muslim world is massive.
You have plenty of countries to into which to choose to emigrate.
Why spend time in Germany if it's such a hardship?
Won't Saudi Arabia have you? Or Turkey? Iran? Indonesia?
If it's so terrible among the blue eyed people, just leave.
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@DelusionPosting
Just a second...
Primarily Muslim? Muslim???
Errr.... didn't that religion come about centuries after Christ? 😁
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This African dance is called Zaouli and I felt it was looking for a better soundtrack...
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@joncoopertweets
Errr... Some black people back in Africa made a lot of money selling all those slaves. 🧐
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