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Cartoonist (for fun), Film Worker, Fake Astronaut, Former pro mascot, Photographer, Former Disney actor, wine maker, soon to be youtuber.... DMs are open.

passed out behind a Toys R Us
Joined January 2012
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@teddybearisms
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Just posting art samples...
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@teddybearisms
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To the marketing executive daring enough to green light this, my hats off to you.
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Japan....
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@borzoism @blueXenoz @420Borg @CerberusXt Just because you don't think trans genocide is real, doesn't mean you are correct. The many states trying to pass anti-trans healthcare bills WILL harm the trans community. They are trying to legislate tran folks out of existence. Which happens to be a form of genocide.
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In case you're wondering....
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@teddybearisms
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Weird how that works...
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Cops walks in, sprays, walks away. Walks in again, sprays, and walks away again. This is how you handle animals when they fight.
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100%
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I will now use this...
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That comment. Jeez, just fuck off.
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what?
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@teddybearisms
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I can't stop laughing at this.
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@teddybearisms
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Sadly, every year, at least 50 people starve to death trying to escape the invisible maze found at the base of the leaning tower of Pisa.
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@SauceElf @FightCentralTV 100% self defence. We need to stop pushing the concept in our society that women are immune to consequences. Many seem to believe it.
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This is true...
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@teddybearisms
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Just so people know...
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What the fuck is this?
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Holy shit...hahahahahha!
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@teddybearisms
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You wake up tomorrow resembling your Twitter icon...what's your reactions, and what do you do?
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When family asks about your Twitter account...
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Place it on your head and it will tell you what trailer park you will belong to....
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This will be my weapon of choice when the war begins...
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It's rare to witness them give birth in the wild like this.
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Chief Vitamin water surveying his domain.
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@SkyWilliams You won...
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I don't know what this is, but i want it.
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Who pissed off Buddha? Cause he's come'n for your ass.
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True.
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i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs
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Does anybody want to move to Ohio with me and start a high tower of sorcery?
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@teddybearisms
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Ladies, listen up!
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Look at this puppy. I think its a Dachshund.
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This is true...
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@WallStreetSilv @RotoRooter36 i don't think people realized how much the purposeful shut down of the oil industry has destroyed the logistics and production around food.
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I'm loading my trank gun with this stuff and coming for a lot of you...
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Look at this puppy...
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I don't know what kind of monkey cat this is, but i need him...
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This is doing the rounds, and holy shit. I died...
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Something I've learned about Twitter is that the longer you're here, the more likely it is that you'll learn of a user who has, entirely unbeknownst to you, been nursing an overwhelmingly powerful grudge against you for several years.
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Don't leave ur back door open while ur chilling in the woods.
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*deep breathing*
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My heart cant handle this...
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There is no backlash. This is the media trying to flex. This is what they do now.
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I don't know who drew this, but I love them....
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@Selias08 They do, of sorts, when thing get tight, they start searching, and sometimes you can watch a row of them following each other around, and swap shells in almost a hand me down ceremony.
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"Where do u work?" "The...Medical Building." "I don't believe you, what's the address?" "Ah...12345..." "Lies!"
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@jefpods Live past the age of 55?
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Its important to stay focused when you write books....
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@Billy_Blizzard7 If you dont like poverty, stop voting for left wingers.
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@Lubchansky Yes, it worked out great for Zoe Quin's X, anybody heard from him recently?
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@abortyourson How many cases are unreported if they are UNREPORTED?
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Me trying to get some loving from a white women...
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The Harry Potter remake is not what I thought it would be...
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The world is ending...this is the sign foretold...
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I'm just going to put this here...
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Get this child a book deal.
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I endorse this message.
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This is the kind of shit that will keep me single...
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Oh lawdy, he's try'n...
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@its_nikkikim @bigazzwave I don't, please explain it to me.
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I regret nothing.
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This is how art works.
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I think this game might be rigged...
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You can't stop the freedom.
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Muuuuury Kratmos!
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haha I hope the person this is about sees it.
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This didn't age very well.
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This is true.
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Just so people know...
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Somebody!! Quick!!!
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When you send a girl top notch memes, and all she sends you back is nudes...
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what?
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Ladies, we need to talk about responsibility....
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I called it. I said there would be a decent opening, then a drop.
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Good luck with that....
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@ErixaluArt So, he's suppose to hit on somebody that's he's not into otherwise your feeling will be hurt? Are you 3?
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I remeber my days at Chogborts.
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This is a justified opinion.
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@Chimbeeee a hermit crab in a clear shell.
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Do you feel that ladies? That's the feeling of me upping my game...
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@ShichitenHakkiC I feel like he would go around illegally helping people, whether they want it or not .
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*cough*
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@trashmanrising ok @elonmusk , what the hell is going on here??
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This happens at least once a year...
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Haha LOTR in the style of Wes Anderson. I wish this was kind of real. It would still be more respectful than Rings of Power.
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So, wait, a guy found a girl who looks like this....and wasn't happy, cheated on her, and was constantly looking in other places, despite looking like hob goblin himself. Are you fucken nuts?
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There are still some kids being raised as real men...
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What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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Fucken died.
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i wonder what percentage get this reference.
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This kid just took cosplay to a new level! Can you identify where this idea came from?
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Please stop this @Microsoft
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i would take children to see this....
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This is true.
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