We will still strive to ensure that people of all backgrounds can attend university, no matter if you are black, latino, asian or normal.

I forgot to post the gaslighting doc. For context for anyone who hasn't saw the last video, whenever I or a member of my staff brings a new girlfriend into the office to meet everyone, we always try to talk to them privately and tell them a bunch of shit that we absolutely made.

I like women. So yes.

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This is either blatant gaslighting or genuine stupidity but it's very difficult to tell with these types.

We are around the same age. She's just small as fuck. I'm libertarian, but not that kind of libertarian.

Took my girlfriend to the arcade because she had never been to one before. First we tried to play Mario Kart but the little short arses feet couldn't reach the pedals, so she played Tetris instead and what the fuck is this?

I enjoy a good prank, but I have never took it to the level of using a helicopter to fly hundreds of tires to the top of a volcano then setting them on fire to trick everyone into thinking they were all about to die in a Pompeii level inferno.

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No really she's just walking around the house holding a melon and won't give it back.

Literally hundreds of toys and what does my daughter choose to play with? . A melon.

I fucking love the gym but this weather makes it horrible.

Children that haven't hit puberty don't get sexual feelings, those thoughts don't even enter their head so teaching them such things is pointless. However I would be in favour of under 9s being taught how to recognise the signs of sexual grooming.

Let's play a game called "guess the video topic".

During the second Sino-Japanese war and The Rape of Nanking, two cheeky Japanese lieutenants decided to have a competition to see who was the better swordsman. So they had a race to see who could be the first to decapitate 100 Chinese civilians.

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Fuck this heatwave.

Do 80mph on the way home and have your dinner cooked by the time you get back.

Since I want to start covering shorter and dumber topics, here is a story about a gambler whose friend bet him $100,000 to get breast implants and keep them in for an entire year. He did it. Brian Zembic.

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