Susan Lassiter-Lyons
@susanlyons
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👩🏻💻 Financial Coach 👻 Full Stack Financial Ghostwriter 📈 Investor Since 1989 💰 $30m Raised for My Private Debt Fund 🏀 WNBA Superfan
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Worked with a financial publisher client for 7 mos writing daily investment ideas. 🤑 Here's how it went:
Ideas: 197
Winners: 156 (79.19%)
Losers: 42 (21.32%)
6-Month Performance Avg: +37.61%
Best Performing Idea: NKTX +544.19% (6 mos)
Worst Performing Idea: WW -60.51% (6 mos)
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@ShadayaKnight
Her kids are 15 and 9. Where exactly are these grandkids coming from? Weirdo.
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@FixYourLife
That’s basically the first thing we all said. My wife said “he’s definitely on Grindr.” 😂
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@rohindhar
At an Airbnb in Miami I had to tell the concierge I was the host's cousin. The host's name was Abdullah Bilal. I don't think he bought it. 😂
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@beyoncegarden
Next day? As soon as she got outta that tank, she quit, got her stuff, and went home immediately.
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@Drebae_
Accurate. It’s been 12 years since my niece was denied a restraining order and her stalker murdered her.
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@tiff4mahogany
Ooooh... I'd sue that landlord so hard, take the house, and sell it so fast he'd have to date the freak himself just to eat. At Chili's. 😂
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I grew up in Georgia, water-skied many times on Lake Lanier back in the '70's, and I was today years old when I learned it was literally built on a Black town that is now submerged in the lake. JFC. 😳🤦♀️
#lakelanier
#haunted
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@notcapnamerica
Ooh I know this one!! It’s because they didn’t start out that way. I have so many friends from HS who married their liberal, cool boyfriends and now most of them are MAGA. It’s weird.
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@MissRiRi33
Poor baby. To humiliate her privately is bad enough. This is next level cruelty.
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I was an out of town bridesmaid once. Was measured in Denver and, after arriving in Detroit for the wedding, the dress literally fell off me. Chaos ensued. I stood patiently for 4 hours of alterations. It's what you do. 🤷♀️
#Katemiddletonisabully
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@SpiritedSparr0w
Hospice nurses are literally angels. When my grandmother passed it took 11 days. The nurse said she could hear us and so we talked to her. When it got close, she told us we could tell her it was ok to go and she took off her compression socks and told me I could massage lotion
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@MylesEhrlich
@ClassicJpow
She could have showed up to the press conference and said that. Oh, wait… 🤡
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@esjayXX
Actual lesbians aren’t trolling online for attention asking strangers if we “pass.” We’re in real life at farmers markets with our wives and dogs.
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@benappel
@dcexaminer
I'm also ashamed at what Pride has become. It's embarrassing. The last Pride event I attended was about 20 years ago and even then it was co-opted by porn addicted men who get off on public displays of their fetish. I'm a lesbian and I don't "identify" with any of it.
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@KryssyLaReina
Men abandoning their partners and kids has been happening since the start of time. 🤷🏻♀️ At least there’s child support now. My mom had to raise me with zero financial support in 1965. And, speaking from experience, the kid isn’t missing much.
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@Vishi_Divine
I’d support that. I’d love to put the judge who denied my murdered niece’s TRO behind bars.
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@AnneICoombes
🤣🤣🤣 You belong in the men's or unisex because you are male. Why do you want access to the female-only spaces so badly when unisex is available? 🤔
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@NoLieWithBTC
@receiptmaven
Know who else used that software? Josh Duggar convicted child porn offender. Coincidence?
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@this_is_mallory
The finance teacher at that home school needs to be fired. Day trading isn’t passive income. Try a custodial Roth with solid dividend growth stocks. THAT’S passive income.
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@MeghanEMurphy
@MeliR143
Disagree. I never really paid attention until Folklore dropped during the pandemic. I was in a bad place and a song from that album literally kept me alive because it felt like she wrote it just for me. I went deep then and realized her brilliance as a lyricist is unmatched.
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@kyylien
Male fragility and self-loathing on display. Has nothing to do with you, Queen. 👸🏼🫶
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@verymoisturized
Disagree. I discovered shrooms last year at 57 and it’s been a game changer for my mental health. 🍄
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@fawfulfan
Seriously! I’ve never sung the anthem at an event ever. And I’m at events that play it at least 2x a week.
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@OliLondonTV
This is disappointing. The female athletes on this list should be ashamed of themselves. If the invasion of women’s sports by trans women happened 30 years ago NONE of the athletes here would be considered elite.
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@notcapnamerica
Not cool to do that to your parents on camera. Feels exploitative. My mom was cool with me coming out but she would have (rightfully) been pissed if I told her like this.
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@L__G__B
Lesbian here. We are women who are HOMOsexual. We don’t date men. We’re not attracted to men. We don’t want to be with men. If you’re a trans woman you are a man. PERIOD. Why is that so difficult to understand?
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@Kofie
I lettered in varsity track as a freshman and was a sprinter. I had to run the 400 (was a 440 back then) as a sub once. I ran straight from the finish to the bushes to puke. It’s brutal.
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@tweetjjtweet
Driving, lines, COVID, filthy usually uncomfortable seats, expensive snacks, and the cost of 2 tickets to one movie covers the cost of a month of streaming.
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@notcapnamerica
A$AP Rocky Net Worth: $20 million
Rihanna Net Worth: $1.4 billion
Vogue got it right. 🤷♀️
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@joncoopertweets
I feel like if you have wear a bib, you should not have access to a gun. 🤷🏻♀️
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@notcapnamerica
I’ve been there before. And my exact words: Not my business, dude. This is between you and her. I’m Switzerland.
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@HazelAppleyard_
Good for her for leaving! Finally a woman who’s not going to pretend and allow herself to be gaslighted for life.
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@KeithFlippen
@Martina
Dude. Let’s stack the numbers up. Trans women killed for being women vs women killed for being women. Not to mention the women killed by trans women. It’s not even close and never will be so take a seat with this fiction.
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@Logically_JC
Poor thing. I like people thinking this is a myth because I'm a lesbian and back in the day... let's just say some girls were surprised. And happy. I felt sorry for their future husbands. 😆😝
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@chrystalstone_
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