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Meghan Murphy
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Men aren't women, tho @vijaya.
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Ok but if you eat primarily bread/sugar/processed food you’ll get fat whereas if you eat primarily meat/eggs you won’t.
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stepfanie tyler
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it's absolutely insane how many people don't understand how calories work it's actually blowing my fucking mind . no wonder we have an obesity epidemic WOW . "calories do matter BUT iT'S tHE tYPe oF fOOd YoU eAT". NO. any food in a caloric surplus will cause weight gain. any.
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Meghan Murphy
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All we get in Too Much is one, toxic fat girl who we are meant to pretend is attractive to a hot, nice man. The (perhaps not very nice) reality is that the only person who would date someone like that would also be toxic and prolly have very low self-esteem. .
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Meghan Murphy
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Sorry but the era of watching toxic grossos be awful and gross and then mysteriously bag a hot, nice boyfriend is over. There is no planet upon which this plot is appealing or makes sense. It didn't make sense in Girls but the writing was so good I guess I gave it a pass? Plus.
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Meghan Murphy
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Genuinely sad to report that Lena Dunham's new show is very bad.
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Meghan Murphy
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Canadians can't afford to buy groceries but keep voting for the progressive parties who caused the inflation that has ensured they "can't live anymore"
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Meghan Murphy
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I just love her
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Meghan Murphy
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Listen to my full conversation with @nuriyahk now @thesamedrugs_:
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Meghan Murphy
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“The entire ideology of Islam is built on Arab imperialism.”
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Meghan Murphy
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Being a progressive means being delusional but feeling morally superior for it
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
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Practically what it *means* to be a progressive is to take credit for every innovation and new idea which, in retrospect, is popular and high-status, while blaming one’s opponents for every once-progressive flop. And rightists, for their part, often happily cooperate in this!.
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Meghan Murphy
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Duh. The reality is we are all relegated to a lifetime of torture in love. Enjoy the ride 😃🌈
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Maryam
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Just realized emotionally unavailable men bring out my clingy side and clingy men bring out my avoidant side. Now whattt? Lol.
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Meghan Murphy
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RT @thesamedrugs_: If you’re using OnlyFans that feeling of shame is probably justified….
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Meghan Murphy
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These guys have only ever heard of one book
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Peter Todd Williams
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@MeghanEMurphy Guess you never heard of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” Meghan?.
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Meghan Murphy
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RT @wokal_distance: I don't think the left realizes the degree to which giving puberty blockers and sex-changes to kids who wanted to chang….
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Meghan Murphy
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The amount of teenage internet nerds who believe women are constantly reading "erotic novels" and "smut" is nuts. This is not what most normal women do with their time?
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uzuibhunu
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@MeghanEMurphy No, it came from erotic novels, it made its way into porn when the porn women who jerk off to this material demand their male costars choke them. No man thinks "choking a woman, that gets me turned on".
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Meghan Murphy
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The other reason there is and will never be a "Joe Rogan of the left" is because the left isn't interested in the truth and Rogan is.
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Meghan Murphy
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Everyone is laughing at you, Canada
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David Whitehead
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“Hey Dave how are things going on in Canada right now?”. Canada:
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Meghan Murphy
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All the older ladies
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Meghan Murphy
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There is no "Joe Rogan of the left" because it's no longer cool to be on the left. Progressives are cringe now, they just refuse to accept the new reality
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Gibson Johns
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Everyone always talking about we need to find the Joe Rogan of the left when they're right here!
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Meghan Murphy
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Work was literally a main meeting place for men and women before so much of life went online and metoo happened.
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Meghan Murphy
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This trend came from porn, obviously.
@TheDimitriT
Dimitri
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Sexual choking has become mainstream, and it's pretty clear it's driven more by women’s desire to be choked than by men’s desire to choke.
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