Hilary Banks
@soniamariesays
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The hot wood chopping dude on TikTok just taught me a great analogy about how women and men have to approach the world differently in terms of safety and...
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“why arent clothes made as well anymore” “why am i scared to ask my boss for PTO” “how is rent so high” “why wont Biden do the right thing” “why doesnt my degree matter” what if I told you these all have the same very depressing very real answer
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I forgot I took a screenshot of this response this morning
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I literally just said he was hot and made a good analogy. Dassit.
If you want to roll your eyes at women excited by "base-level empathy," your feelings are directed in the wrong place. Be mad that things are still so bleak that this is something people could get excited about.
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Marla Gibbs and Hal Williams went to Lenny Kravitz's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony as tribute to his mom and now I'm sobbing 😭
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Prince Charles: *marries a teenager with unresolved trauma*
Princess Diana: *acts like a teenager with unresolved trauma*
Prince Charles:
#TheCrown
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I saw a Tik Tok recently where someone theorized Boomers & older were exposed to so much lead throughout their lives that it eroded the parts of their brain linked to emotional regulation, impulse control, and empathy and it's completely reframed the way I look them.
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@etherealdeen
@MCMVIII
Her: "you don't expect people die from a flood in Germany..."
Me: true, I guess I don't know much about their terrain and bodies of wa—
Her: "... maybe in poorer countries"
Me:
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@lyra_dhelmar
Especially when they meet other men's ideas of conventional masculinity/attractiveness
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@JoshJay990
Well now that we have the car/motorcycle analogy, we can apply it to other uses!
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Finally watched Saltburn and this (while not being my review) was my takeaway
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We as a society don't make a big enough deal of how hot Dev Patel is
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@444__sunshine
Him and the boxer chef who's so hot I didn't realize he was vegan for over a year of following LMAO
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First of all, bitch...
If IHOP has a million fans, I’m one of them. If IHOP had a hundred fans, I’m one of them. If IHOP has one fan, it’s me. If IHOP has no fans, it’s because I’ve left this Earth. If the world is against IHOP, I am against the world.
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Omg I'm in an elevator with group of kids & moms, one little girl asks why it smells like fish. Another girl goes "IT'S MY MOM, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE WORKS OUT" 😳😳😳
Jesus be a contraceptive!!!
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When
@mychal3ts
simply said the words "read books," my son RAN over to the nearest book and opened it immediately.
Mychal's power!!! 💕
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Me: I wish we had more couple friends
Me watching
#WhiteLotus
and realizing I'm Aubrey Plaza's character:
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Camilla: She will always defeat me in the court of public opinion.
Me/My Mom/Everyone on Earth:
#TheCrown
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If you try and say you weren't attempting choreo from one of Ciara's videos when you were home alone, you're a filthy liar.
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I normally like her content but damn... every single time??
There’s this whole corner of parenting TikTok that is against playing with your kids and it bums me out, man
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When are we gonna be able to retweet whole exchanges because this response to a woman jumping into the Hudson River has me in actual tears 😭😭😭
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People: "Is
#UsMovie
scary?"
Me: "Nah, not really."
My husband: *jokingly does Lupita's tethered voice*
Me:
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Literally the origins of me not liking/trusting Olivia Wilde
I'm rewatching The OC and we absolutely need to talk about Alex's hair.
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@WhoopiGlowberg
I've been saying for a while that the kids I know who said and did racist/misogynistic/etc. shit didn't always "learn it at home"
They had parents who just let them do whatever and didn't check them or go out of their way to say that behavior was wrong.
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@AZoeNBrooklyn
He's one of my go-to examples of non-toxic masculinity existing. CEO of Men's Business!
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When we lost AIM, we lost boundaries. Away message culture needs to come back.
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If Italians need someone to celebrate that badly, may I suggest actual Italian hero, James Gandolfini?
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I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON HE WAS SUDDENLY SO INTERESTED IN AN NSYNC REUNION!!!
that noodle-headed fuck....
Britney Spears reveals she and Justin Timberlake agreed to get an abortion after she got pregnant with his baby, due to him not “being happy” about it:
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@razorgxrl
I would say this guy kinda gets it tbh 🫣
(admittedly, I'm very into arms and backwards hats)
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Fun fact: Will and Harry walked along Diana's funeral procession because They™ knew it would be the only way people didn't boo Charles the whole time.
They™ basically used the boys as human shields.
#OprahMeghanHarry
#TheCrown
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For everyone saying "there was also a theory about crime decreasing after we took lead out of stuff":
If you look at theft, assault, murder: those are all often crimes committed when people lose control of their emotions and act on impulse/without empathy, right?
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I don't even know where to fucking start with this...
How fucking crass could you possibly be?
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Lauren: "This experiment allowed me to date outside my race without me knowing."
Me at home knowing she heard his voice and that he told her he was from Maine:
#LoveIsBlind
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@jackremmington
Me to my husband: You gotta hear how weirdly this lady says "microwave."
Husband: What, does she say it like "meekro wahvé" or something?
Me: ...how did you know?
H: I WAS KIDDING, DOES SHE REALLY??????
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@maryposa0728
Idk about alladat lol I'm hoping that it breaks through to some men because he's a messenger they're more likely to listen to.
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Mark: I don't understand how once we left the pods, Jessica was no longer interested in me.
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Also Mark:
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@kellyclarkson
Identity Theft - singing an artist's song better than they did regularly on her show
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You're never gonna guess who this is about lol
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Diana to Charles: You're the most handsome, clever man in every room!
My mom and me:
#TheCrown
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I love the "sweetie, we've talked about this" tone
Also, "a while ago"
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For as long as I've been on Twitter, SparkNotes has consistently been one of the best things about this site.
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Twitter and TikTok realizing they're the only functioning social platforms:
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My favorite part of this gaining momentum is that I don't have to worry about Prince Charles stan accounts in my mentions bc they don't exist 🤣🤣🤣
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@NefariousNautil
@WhoopiGlowberg
they see animals as equal to/better than humans so... yea kinda lol
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This bitch said "I feel like I should've written a note or something"
A note??????
#PumpRules
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And then she realized all the adults were stifling laughter in the elevator, she kept repeating it in a sing songy voice "my mommy smells like fiiiiish!!!!" omg I was holding back tears
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Millennials and above: remember how the narrative at the time around her return in this movie was "she's OLD 👵🏻🤢🤮 but some how STILL HOT 🤔🥵😵💫?!?"
Turns out she was fucking ***40***, YOU GUYS!!!!!
demi moore in charlie’s angels: full throttle (2003)
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@ABC
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
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This is what my 8w ultrasound looked like so... no?
This is what a "clump of cells" looks like 8 weeks after fertilization.
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God I'm so happy for them. They seem to have really helped and healed each other. It's a beautiful thing.
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to fiancee Brenda Song during his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony:
“You’re not only the best woman I’ve ever known, you’re the best person I’ve ever known. You’ve given me just all my purpose, you’ve given me family and after the birth of our two…
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I just don't get why you'd say "I say no every single time" when you *do* play with them in other ways and pretend play makes (or at least made) up half-hour intervals in your day?
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@venusingatorade
@theravenmonroe
@FootballGirlAna
@TheBaddestMitch
I heard he left her bc she was a tr*mp supporter sweatergawd
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I'm watching my uncle's funeral over Facebook Live right now, in case you needed a reminder that the pandemic sucks.
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Of all the things I was prepared to see in this list, none of them were this picture:
🕚 It must be orgasm o'clock because these sex toys are on major sale for Prime Day
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Y'all just don't like adult women who look like adults
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