Justin 'Monkey Hunter' Jones
@Blase_J
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He/Him/Dude • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your puny internet words cant hurt me. • My fee for a response back because you're triggered is $20.
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Worst tippers:
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• women under 40
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Best tippers:
• doctors and lawyers
• men and women over 40
• white gays and black lesbians
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when you in a drought and an ugly chick sends you a "You up?" text
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@conezzy18
@Lbuddy84
@AFlyBlackLeftie
@LOUD_besos
Lmaooo man that 3 second pause before he said DAMN was from the inner soul.
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@ThatsJustJosh_
Broke that bottle over buddy's noggin like they were in an old west saloon.
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@__BigO__
@aybitchsaybitch
It was illegal then when they got locked up for it. The speed limits have changed and folks have gotten tickets for the old speeds that are now legal. Do we ask refunds? Foh 🤡
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Black chick from 5th Harmony looking like an exquisite delicacy
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Feminista Jones parked her Nissan Murano illegally and walked into Applebee's to slander black men and God was like 'not so fast!'
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Rip a sleeve off a niggas suit and you will have an authentic pirate map.
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@NYSSupremeK
@MackDFinesse
@conezzy18
@Lbuddy84
@AFlyBlackLeftie
@LOUD_besos
Man I’m telling you. The spiciness in that damn DAMN was totally for Isaac and Isaac alone. Nigga was acting a lil too goofy and teach had two strikes on him.
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After the orgy in Atlanta niggas gonna be in the restroom like
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@solareally
@jiggyjayy2
She basically plagerized “Wish It. Want It. Do It.” By Brian Griffin.
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Man Burger King staff dont give a shit. They be arguing with one another for 8 straight hours. Thats their job.
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The real villain in Power Book 2 Ghost is really Diana Tejada. She divided the family, got Zeke & her Lorenzo outta here, fucked Effie's n*gga, figured out that Dwayne Dwayne was a wannabe Wakandan, and is the reason that Monet is in the hospital.
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@ayoteeshh
@VabloVicasso
oh okay. you gave that user a big explanation and it appeared that you were about to justify your reason further
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LMAOOOOO RT
@branfire
: When a customer gave you an attitude and their card just got declined
http://t.co/RV39JEuVs6
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@JadedFiona
@TrackModeDon
@NYSSupremeK
@MackDFinesse
@conezzy18
@Lbuddy84
@AFlyBlackLeftie
@LOUD_besos
Yeah Ike definitely got a smidge of CTE
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Shannon Sharpe if Ja Morant’s daddy hit him first.
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This gonna be Chrisean when she gets wind of this.
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Childbirth ain’t as painful as women cut it out to be. Especially if she has delivered more than one kid. ‘Childbirth is like having a building fall on you’ bitch a building ain’t ever fell on you.
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Nigga averages 9 and 11 RT
@NoHoesShady
: He the only dude who hype when the coach say do suicides
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@BratneyBih
Ya woman smoking with another man is like another woman cooking for your man and watching him eat.
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@ricotha0ne
Mr. Rogers, you racked UP 5 charges. Aint licensed to carry the tool in Texas? SMH, speeding thru a school zone, violating a promise to appear, failure to take care of financial responsibility. Instead of stunting on social media, sir, you need to take care of your biz.
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@PBSImpulse9
I had a barber that said he was throwing a ‘Pool Party extravaganza’ and he was gonna rent some dolphins. My fades were top tier.
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Brother Nature walking into deli talking smack and got a double knuckle sammich with extra sauce for his troubles.
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Lauren London kept two babies secret. She a professional baby momma.
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The Memphis Grizzlies through the eyes of Shannon Sharpe
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Liz Cambage after the scrimmage with the Nigerians
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@juniexjunie
White women are not as myopic when it comes to gold digging. They see the potential and invest during the broke stage.
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@HankorJefe
@drayamichele
This is good lets get her up off the streets.Let's make sure we make a grocery list of items that he son can throw in the air fryer so he'll be able to nourish himself.
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@DatGirl_ICEY
People are always gonna need an electrician and a plumber because all there will alway be a clogged toilet or a haywire wire somewhere that needs 'fixin. Thats security baby.
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Bill Cosby walking out jail on his haters like:
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@t_sadiity
1) Father’s Day is first on June 18th
2) Juneteenth is after that on June 19th.
3) Celebrate accordingly,
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@TheGoodLife_32
Imagine being late to your Doctors appointment one minute late and they make you reschedule. Your take is horrible my guy.
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@w8stegyal
@identifyingkeee
@Chinawinaaaa
@chynaalire_
If a roach was in a corner hiding it wouldn’t see tomorrow
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Schoder called Kyrie a nigga? Y’all ever heard Schoder speak? He’s basically sounds like a swagged out Arnold Schwarzenigger.
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The audacity RT
@dayum_hawtee
: Ayesha is beautiful, but I do agree she doesn't have sex appeal.
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@myteacherafreak
@_KingArii
Of course y'all can have normal lives, but asking people for money just to see you fornicate sounds like a circus sideshow, so I guess that how folks treat them that way.
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Sara Jay looks like a goalie but she knows her way around a dick.
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It is that niggas son RT
@Phil_Cosby_
: Ice Cube's son looks soo much like him, it's almost eerie.
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1) Regina Hall
2) Nia Long
3) Sanaa Latham
4) Regina King
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@DreaNicole_
@rebelle_fatale
I kinda feel like if you’re 30 plus and have a history of body augmentation that you should sit this conversation out
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Lol at Doja Cat claiming her blackness via South Africa. The country with the largest amount of white folks in it.
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