mr. rochester: i have a wife locked up in my attic me, on my 5th jane eyre adaptation watch: WHAT THE HELL

the raven at the window once upon a midnight dreary

my favorite part in persuasion is when captain wentworth is like "I hate those who are easily persuaded. look at this hazelnut. it's so strong and unyielding. unlike some people"

it's the first day of autumn

https://t.co/GcZCsQa6iB

mary bennet at the netherfield ball

mr. knightley operating on hater levels heretofore unseen

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked (odysseus is a really good listener)

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be shunned by the landed gentry for having ideas above my station

guys will be like "sorry i have a lot on my plate right now" and it's literally just staring at the green light across the bay

nick carraway: dr. tj eckleburg:

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

athena asking zeus if odysseus can go home yet

it’s that time of year again

https://t.co/eZJrXdYSVz

dracula: welcome to my house! enter freely and of your own will! jonathan harker:

the villagers: don't go to dracula's castle jonathan harker: sorry I didn't quite catch that the villagers: he's evil jonathan harker: that could mean anything the villagers: he will kill you jonathan harker: hmmm. anyway here I go

Let me know when The Cut publishes “The Case for Marrying an Older Man Whose First Wife Is Locked in the Attic”

hello sharks I'm asking for 20,000 francs and for box 5 to be left empty

Cassius convincing Brutus to help assassinate Julius Caesar