finally checking out The Bear and yall weren’t lying this shit is gasssss

yes I am aware of this one making the rounds as well. not as sorry for this one but still sorry

people have been digging up stuff from my past and I want to address this head on. yes, this is a real picture of me. I’m not going to make excuses, but I have not looked like this since and I don’t intend to in the future. I sincerely apologize and don’t blame anyone who

whatever 🔥

big year for shooting unsuspecting CEOs.

finally checking out Love Island and yall weren’t lying this shit is gasssss

fake 2pac wasn’t enough he had to go get the fake 6pac.

they were dead wrong on this one. men are for sure still having more sex with robots.

I threw that musty ass shirt away btw.

someday our descendants will squint trying to read my name in the history books, but the smudges of a thousand imitators will have rendered it illegible.

what is the new pope’s stance on thou shall not steal.

hype train!.

can’t believe these are our two choices for president

they’re should be an app that teaches you grammar.

I think we can all relate to katy perry. sometimes you just need a little space.

came a long way still can’t believe I made forbes.

oh yeah are you sure about that

even clairo tweeting about the luka trade.

comparison is the thief of joy. this comparison specifically.

with each passing day on the internet, I lose another piece of my soul… my only hope now is that my voice will live on in the words of those who have stolen it from me.

I like sean I think he will get cancelled for something really dumb.