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United fan and website designer. Optimistic, always.

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@ryasenball
RYAN
3 months
@ikknowsball No way bro why can’t he show that composure and calm headedness infront of an open goal the the Stretford end.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@pheez25 Errrr we’re playing a 3-4-3 you weirdo what did you even mean with this tweet?😭. Literally everyone with a brain who isn’t attention seeking wants Mainoo IN this 3-4-3.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@BoozerArab It disgusts me. Social media has given these disgraces too much comfort in voicing these opinions they have by surrounding them with people who agree with them. Now they have too much confidence in their racism, because they can say it without people punching them.
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@ryasenball
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2 months
@ethanc1878 Jesus. What a player he was towards the end of his United career man.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@pheez25 Shut up you fucking weirdo hahaha target audience with your 5k followers.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@benenwiya Personally I do have a problem with people being against other people’s right to choose and live freely. I don’t think a single person should be against that.
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@ryasenball
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1 month
@0000001310jk They didn’t even have Online out for like the first month of the GTA 5 release. I imagine they’ll do the same here. It worked so well to get everyone immersed in the world before the carnage of online starts.
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@ryasenball
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3 months
@RegistaCall For someone that apparently watches all our games you sure are a little bitch for not understanding our problems.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@pheez25 Calm yourself down, don’t be such a mouthy twat mate.
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@ryasenball
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9 months
@utdeugene It’s a monster signing really. Theres no way he flops I’m so confident.
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@ryasenball
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3 months
@ifezko @htomufc She knows what it means to be there you clown.
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@ryasenball
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9 months
@CPFC_GEO Phahahaha I personally enjoy starts in major European finals more than 77 vs 78.
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3 months
@RegistaCall Not blameless, but opinion that he’s the problem is growing and it’s bad bad news for this fanbase if it can’t be patient.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@3illij4 Different media team. From a purely selfish point of view, it’s a little more irritating because they’re dragging things out, but it’s an objectively better marketing effort. Building the hype is much more profitable than giving everyone everything immediately.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
26 days
@waeltimber Meanwhile the Fergie boys all have 9, 11, 13 league titles from their actual careers on the pitch 😭.
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1 month
@UtdUsman Never seen Kobbie so un-composed as that celebration. Doing the celly for Zirkzee was great as well, so sad he couldn’t be a part of it tonight, maybe we wouldn’t have had to go the distance if he was fit😂.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@OneMoreBrian @reallyraleighb @elonmusk No, because he did one. You can’t sue someone because they just pointed out what you did on international television.
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3 months
@juza_23 Nah this is fair if they came and asked for a photo and signature as well😭😭😭 that’s ridiculous.
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@ryasenball
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3 months
@Jones88bones @bigpurp99 @danmufc11 @AcademyScoop He’s taken over an Everton team that’s fit for his approach to football, Stephen. Stop weaponizing fake stupidity to try and win arguments online. Amorim literally wanted to wait until the summer to avoid the current discourse/part of the process but was told now or never.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@samjstirling 9 million watching traitors 3 nights a week is crazy good.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@gregcambridge04 @BoozerArab There’s always freedom of speech. You’re free to say whatever you’re like, but you’re not free from the consequences of getting your head kicked in for being a horrid racist unless you do it online behind a keyboard.
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4 months
@AmorimEra_ I mean putting Zirkzee like this is very silly lol.
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3 months
@UtdRakan @RegistaCall Is it because Everton’s squad is well equipped to pull off Moyes’ approach to the game, but United’s isn’t for Amorims? . (Spoiler: it is).
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6 months
@tonanesthetic Don’t be a gimp.
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2 months
@yehblitzed He absolutely belongs in this system if he can get properly fit again. You can’t help but feel that the bad luck has to run out at some point innit.
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5 months
@Moh39i Was stood up waving my cushion around.
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@ryasenball
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9 months
@saif_t97 How can going trophyless for so long (and never convincingly looking like winning one, bar the UEL which we bottled in the final, no sugarcoating) be the clearest sign of progress?.
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@ryasenball
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7 months
@DarcySutherlan4 “I will want a manager to be sacked on his first day on the job because he acknowledges success might not be instant.”. Look hard, man. At yourself.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
4 months
@Ic3Evaa Ugarte slander when the entire team bar Amad Onana and Zirkzee reeked.
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@ryasenball
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8 months
@teerose28th If you hate him already it’s because you’ve been desperate to since you heard some tacticos tell you he won’t work here. He’s done literally zero to warrant any sort of negative or even positive emotion yet.
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RYAN
1 month
@TheCarlMUFC @UtdNadd @IanM1st Sorry man you can’t just say it’s the coach when we are literally seeing our attackers mis-kicking shot, fluffing chances, failing to connect with the ball and dribbling to the touch line.
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3 months
@TheparadoxicalG @Jones88bones @bigpurp99 @danmufc11 @AcademyScoop Nope, it’s literally just a weak, garbage, not-actually-thought-out argument. It’s used by people who don’t have patience, who just want instant results and who are willing to IGNORE logic to create the picture of the situation that they want.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@UtdRamii You’re trying too hard for a banger tweet you need to rest.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@LoeveTristan @Jdjsjs13822143 Weak response tbh.
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27 days
@Ic3Evaa Love Kobbie as much as anyone but it’s so irrelevant you don’t tailor everything to one academy product man.
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@ryasenball
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2 months
@Ic3Evaa 5 year deal on a good wage with a release clause equals only one thing between him and the club.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
1 month
@umirf1 To tweet, simply just as you would talk is exactly how to get people to feel connected with you and that’s why the accounts on here that waffle (like OddsonFPL has started doing) lose it.
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@ryasenball
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2 months
@joe_has_tweets @DavidbSwihart @MKBHD That tends to be what happens when the owner of a company does a Nazi salute in the modern western world man why are you defending that😭.
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@ryasenball
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1 month
@Bigkev1346 @AmorimEra_ Sorry random Newcastle fan concerning himself with business larger than him - don’t think you should be telling us who we can and can’t beat. I imagine 3 weeks ago your stance was “you aren’t beating Lyon” because you’re more anti-United than is good for your health.
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1 month
@utdbrxy How are we gonna top 114 120 and 121 though man surely there’s literally no possible way to go one better than that.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
4 months
@OneMoreBrian @reallyraleighb @elonmusk That’s literally not true. You’re misinforming (what a surprise.). 2 still photos don’t tell the story. But I bet the videos of the moments captured in those two photos tell very different stories. You just make yourself look stupid trying to deny it.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@isoquince Nah we need to make this happen man. Bruno leaving summer 2027, so we need Palmer in summer 2026 when we’re starting to look ready to challenge.
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@ryasenball
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1 month
@AryanNaik134 “All this to get knocked out” is absolutely insane. People are such fucking weasels man. Super sad you guys didn’t manage to pull off the insanity you might’ve done but I hope those moments were euphoric.
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@ryasenball
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8 months
@Ic3Evaa Bonkers how lucky it is that he actually got the ball and made no contact.
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@ryasenball
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10 months
@EFCShantBeMoved @ODonnellDale @chimney1878 You can want to move to a much bigger and better club and also have your hands tied because you’re respectful to your current club. They’re not mutually exclusive.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@10quincyy He’s bonkers, thought he’d be pretty solid but not fit. Hes been fully available and insanely good.
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19 days
@UtdFaithfuls You’re all a bunch of soft arses for this.
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2 months
@yehblitzed Hate watches are the last thing we’ve got left.
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9 months
@yehblitzed Absolutely bumbaclarted that ball ffs what a goal.
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2 months
@DznerV3 @UtdKeith_ Gives his all vs went to Piers Morgan and got his contract terminated tho.
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2 months
@sspencerukk Horrific take.
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4 months
@OfficialVizeh The people in the replies saying it isn’t one😭. Do it infront of your boss at work.
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4 months
@JordanOwl28 Pretending that any pint is ‘nice’ is toxic masculinity icl.
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2 months
@JoshMUFC951 Worst thing is he’s probably not even taking this with him, just put it together for a fucking picture.
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@ryasenball
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4 months
@TheFergusonWay Wait what Neom is the trillion dollar line city they’re building in the desert😭.
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@ryasenball
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5 months
@Liam_J20 Miss it with the bunting abuse wtf lad.
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1 month
@CCTransfers16 People getting their head lost because they think we’re just signing u21s for the next 5y are so funny man.
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16 days
@Jsize18 I didn’t actually know this tbf.
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5 months
@Gideoomatic This was the same year as Bale’s overhead kick in the actual UCL final as well….
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@ryasenball
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8 months
@__sargee MDL has been monstrous, man. Was so excited for this signing, so this is big vindication.
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@ryasenball
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10 months
@UTDHopeium @JackFawcett1704 Just shut up and rest you moron. If you think someone following an account that posts abuse means that person shares the same views then you’re simply very very very stupid. You’re just vying for attention from a big account and begging it.
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2 months
@ethanc1878 General consensus is surely that the outside is shit and inside is great.
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3 months
@runninthablock @jaycarnicomdap What makes you think these guys have the right to do this man😭. The public cannot and should not ever be enforcing the law because stuff like this happens.
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@ryasenball
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27 days
@nonewthing You don’t talk strictly football pal you talk shit half your time on here. It’s all about looking smart rather than proving your ability.
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1 month
@Jeester101 @0000001310jk Phoar fuck you’re right dude I’d actually forgotten how wild GTA Online was when it first came out. I still never managed to get into the unlimited money DNS servers.
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@ryasenball
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2 months
@3sDries1 Can’t possibly fathom how anyone has come to the conclusion he’s not good man. Per minute played he’s probably been our best player this season😭.
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@ryasenball
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2 months
@joe_has_tweets @DavidbSwihart @MKBHD You know the exact action he did, you’re not even denying he did it.
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23 days
@theburner17 Hardly watched him myself but I’m guessing you’ve watched more Wharton today than you’ve ever watched Ederson.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
2 months
@TyroneMc__ @Dylyano Aesthetics has nothing to do with how good a player is Tyrone please grow up. Over 8,000 followers and you’re talking about ‘aesthetics’ it means absolutely nothing.
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@Muppetiers VAR should be reviewing that and applauding Fernandes for continuing but giving a penalty.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
6 months
Only Rashford gets this for taking time to holiday when he’s supposed to be on holiday😭.
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Had the opportunity to stay in Manchester and impress the new coach but nah go fly half way across the world to watch basketball game. Ridiculous decision.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
8 months
@UsmanIfc Whole United timeline has basically been “isn’t it funny how we’re just so used to Kobbie playing so well” . This isn’t his debut season anymore, he’s just a starting midfielder at the biggest club in the world now.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
3 months
@CantonaManc Racial undertones referring to him as ‘that goalkeeper’.
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3 months
@utd_Eman I’m sure ‘number one hundred and two’ is better than Kobbie Mainoo 🧐.
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2 months
@RubenWay_ He delivered
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4 months
@LiamA2025 Not a spurs fan trying to diminish our injuries last season😭😭.
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3 months
@Lisandrosprop 😭😭😭shittest win ever as well.
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3 months
@YAN1TED The irony of him saying the mainstream is dead😭😭.
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1 month
@TwoFourFours He’s criticising him for looking at a linesman. Which is about as offensive and MLS doing a celebration. Logic suggests you’d be sympathetic to Utd fans issues here, but for some reason you’re not?.
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2 months
@HoffBeadle The post is literally saying we should move him into the position he’s been best in (and the position Amad is actually better at than the player we were going to sign for the position.).
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@ryasenball
RYAN
7 months
@DarcySutherlan4 Success is never ever guaranteed. A manager arriving and just saying he’s going to win will look stupid, regardless. Drop the stupid expectations you’re proclaiming to try make yourself look knowledgeable. It IS a project and it IS a process.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
6 months
@Stef_FPL @benenwiya Believing it’s a sin to be gay is an outdated ideology and there’s no need for that line of thought today.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
2 months
@joe_has_tweets @DavidbSwihart @MKBHD You’re wrong. It WAS a Nazi salute and he literally did it. You wouldn’t do it infront of your boss and you know you wouldn’t. You also know WHY you wouldn’t. Stop the silliness, nobody’s going to think bad of you if you go “man I supported him but that was crazy and bad”.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
4 months
@OddsOnFPL Paddy what’s this all about mate? . It feels like every time we’re interested in signing someone you’ve not heard of, I see you acting like it’s impossible that anyone’s ever heard of these players?. Feels like you’re projecting frustration at your own lack of knowledge?.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
3 months
@niamhutd FA Cup social media manager is fully Fred the Red.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
30 days
I’ll never understand this phobia man . Just learn your car and actually learn to drive safely and confidently and you’ll be fine. Yes you can’t control other people but driving is literally freedom and you shouldn’t miss out on that because you’re just a nervous person.
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gabby
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not enough people with phobias of driving. like it's so crazy to drive, it's such an incredibly dangerous thing and your life is at the mercy of so many extenuating factors but the general public do it on a daily basis in an autopilot-like state.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
2 months
@Gideoomatic Keane called him out so he said alright 6 g/a in 4 days sound lads.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
5 months
@EBL2017 It’s nothing to do with the system, it’s the profiles of the full backs compared to what’s needed for the wing back roles that it’s damning of.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
2 months
@ChrisWheelerDM Uh oh they wrote the statement before the renders were actually released🤣. You can just say that you’re not happy with old Trafford being replaced. It’s a totally acceptable point of view, but you can’t lie and say it’s generic or soulless.
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@ryasenball
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17 days
@manxpie86 Look at you crying on the timeline about a Man United game.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
5 months
@svenxz_ @htomufc xG is the least nonsense stat probably in the entirety of modern football, some of you just don’t understand it.
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@ryasenball
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3 months
@saundzo You also don’t undermine a managers entire philosophy for the sake of one player we really love.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
10 months
@chimney1878 @EFCShantBeMoved @ODonnellDale Well, I just said, didn’t I? . He wants to remain respectful and not cause a problem for Everton which is always good, but if they accepted the bid he wanted the move, right? . He accepted personal terms with us, according to Romano (I believe).
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@ryasenball
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6 months
@RegistaCall Suck some balls g.
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30 days
@Erwin6_ You think we sold him because… he’d show up Ugarte in training?….
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@ryasenball
RYAN
4 months
@OddsOnFPL Not Amorim’s fault either. They should’ve had him in 9am the morning after that FA Cup Final but they couldn’t align. The one who wanted ten Hag to stay is now gone. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen again.
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@ryasenball
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25 days
@yehblitzed Hit it with the I**** A** Y** M**.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
4 months
@cagiago_ He’ll push Martinez over in a dual one time in the opening 20 minutes, then he’ll miss a 1v1 with Onana and have 0 shots on target all game.
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@ryasenball
RYAN
5 months
@marioo3s Got some big news for you: . You don’t have the experience, knowledge or respect to be taken seriously when saying something. Ruben Amorim does. He also literally did not say what you said. Why have you claimed Amorim said those things, when he literally did not?.
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@ryasenball
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5 months
@utdbrxy It’s fully a different vibe. I don’t think he’s done a single thing wrong yet man.
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