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Can’t even shit yourself on public transport without some weirdo taking pics. Games gone
Rough night for rkid here passed out from the drink and shat himself hahaha
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God forbid a man have hobbies
Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs
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Working at some blokes gaff and he’s decided to lay on the bed watching us
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Footballers socials before social media management was a mad time 🤣🤣
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Is he sharing a gaff with Winnie the Pooh
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Bring back bullying. Was never the same man again after I got asked why I’ve got tits in the changing room
Children struggling with obesity should be evaluated and treated early and aggressively, including with medications for kids as young as 12 and surgery for those as young as 13, according to new guidelines released Monday.
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Hiding your bank details as if you’ve got anything for us to take 😂😂😂
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Getting in the bath after a cold day:
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On fire I reckon
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Her, Hitler and Lizzo in a room. 2 bullets. Where they going
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How many games is it going to take before Keane lamps him live on telly
Daniel Sturridge singing Usher on Super Sunday
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Been contacted by Temu to ask if this tweet was serious or not ahahah
Didn’t check the Temu small print
Just woken up in Guangzhou to this
£50 up though
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Did he live in Nuketown?
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Head built like the West Ham badge
Get in! 👊
You helped get us that win as Ben says ♥️
We’ll see you at Warrington next week!
#COYS
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#Saints150
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Oh no
🚨 | BREAKING: FBI cyber fraud detectives have released an efit of a man wanted in connection with multimillion dollar NFT fraud. The man is believed to be in his early forties and possibly lives in the UK.
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Winter fans only exist in summer. Never see em tweeting in January “absolutely soaked, got frostbite on my bollocks and it’s dark before I leave work 🔥”
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Convenient for when you concede late on and fancy jumping into traffic
One of the most unique football stands ever, at Atlético Madrid’s old stadium, The Vicente Calderón. It had a motorway running under the main stand.
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14 years since my parents fucked me over on world book day.
Went and sat down in assembly in a full millhouse outfit, painted yellow n everything to realise they’d got the wrong day
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Fuck me that’s like selling your car to buy petrol
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Imagine you told someone 3 years ago Serge Aurier, Jonjo Shelvey, lingard and Keylor Navas would be playing together
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The team:
🚨 Paul Scholes: “I think I saw enough in the team to excite me.”
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Can’t really blame the tour company. They offered an immersive titanic experience and delivered. Being dead at the bottom of the ocean
A rescue mission is currently under way to find a missing submersible with five people on board.
It lost contact near the wreck of the Titanic.
What do we know about the vessel and the crew on board?
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📷: PA
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Getting your ear chewed off when you’re sober makes your feel sorry for all your previous ear chewing victims
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Leave him alone
One person has been arrested every hour since the start of December for drink or drug driving, according to gardaí
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The R4 walked so the dodgy firestick could run 🐐
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Ye fella goes to rehab for TOTS
FIFA Point addiction is a real problem...
Below is how I stopped my own addiction a couple of years ago
Interested to hear about other people's stories
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This is a reminder that no bird is ever out of your league
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Looks like he’s about to do a shift down the Phoenix club
Trent Alexander-Arnold at the Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2024 Men’s Show in Milan today. 🇮🇹
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It’s already started
🚨 NEW: The government will pay thousands of pounds to TikTok stars to post videos urging migrants not to cross the Channel in small boats
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@thetimes
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An Indonesian oasis tribute band this has blown my head clean off🤣
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Bet he’s buzzin for his 104 days of summer vacation
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Only had to fill the pool with 500ml of water
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He’ll be on a podcast in 5 years saying he had the chance to replace Carlo Ancelotti but didn’t like paella
📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Forest Green Rovers have signed Troy Deeney as a Player-Coach.
🎙️ Deeney: “It’s really exciting to be here. It’s about the next 10 years, not the next 10 months. This is the start of a new journey and I’m really excited."
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@FGRFC_Official
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He’s so Scouse I thought he was speaking Arabic for a second
Steven Gerrard well underway in training out in Saudi Arabia! Communication might be a problem for a while… 😅🇸🇦
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Your bird has a beer when watching Star Wars, calls herself Only wan peroni
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Looks shite no wonder they eat mud instead
ethiopian is the best food because it looks like this
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Gotta be up there
Instagram launched 13 years ago today. What's your favorite moment from the app?
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Nigerians got themselves a second Christmas
📢 𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mason Greenwood nuevo futbolista azulón
Welcome
@masongreenwood
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#VamosGeta
#GreenwoodAzulon
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Media training goes out the window the second he opens Instagram everyday
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Most the young people you think are doing well are financed up to their bollocks n hate their lives
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Don’t know about you lot but I’m buzzing to hear Kane pronounce Mönchengladbach
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🚨 | NEW: People who attend private schools are twice as likely to vote for the Tories compared to people who attend state schools
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Blokes got beef with his own tongue
Absolutely fuming.
WHY IS MASON GREENWOOD STILL NOT PLAYING???
What’s this Man Utd v Spurs lineup?!
Get him back on the pitch
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How I kick ball after 6 pints at a BBQ
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That is mad why is no one talking about this
19 games unbeaten in Ligue 1 for Will Still's Stade de Reims.
Here are some interesting facts about Will Still:
🔹 Youngest manager in the top 5 European Leagues
🔹Doesn’t have a professional coaching license
🔹Reims has to pay €25,000 every game until he gets one
🔹Learned…
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Get it? Cause he’s doing a double chin and cross eyed face 😂😂😂you sir have won the internet for today 🏆
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They need to start getting lie detectors on these podcasts I can’t be arsed
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I’m starting to hear it when they say men aren’t good people uno
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Can’t go from Tom Holland to Richard Hammond and try tell me he hasn’t aged
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That’s class mate, bet you feel so good about probably doubling this blokes insurance, potentially getting him sacked making it harder to feed his kids
I just got back the first conviction result for a taxi driver I caught on the phone under the new TfL rules. It feels, well, weighty and much more serious than other phone driving cases. TfL rules still seem a little on the harsh side to me. It went to court, fine £200, victim…
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Schofield brothers getting the band back together
Timothy Schofield, brother of TV presenter Phillip, jailed for 12 years for sexually abusing boy
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Whole fanbase reminds me of the fifa crowds
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No way you’re renewing your ST after being sent into the recovery position by speccy potter
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French Snapchat’s gonna be firing fat bald da’s out of canons and dangling them from the Eiffel Tower
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People that are arsed about xG need to worry more about xS (expected shags) cause it’s fucking 0.00
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Oo look at me I’ve got someone who loves and cares for me on valentines. Actually pathetic mate just grow up
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That’s grim. I think it’s time we dig a bit deeper and cancel him
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Might have to finally fold n get YouTube premium.
The ads are longer than the videos these days
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Charles Bronson has made his escape it seems
Dips for 130KG + machine
This was very light to be honest. Just testing the waters
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That time of year where every bird looks like they’re going to bring on Chamakh for a late equaliser
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Legendary video
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“Who’d you support?”
“Ekin Su mate”
i’m no molly mae stan but seeing boys take the piss out of girls being happy about her pregnancy announcement are the same boys who cry when their football team loses
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How many blokes reckon they could play in the women’s world cup final
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My 3 year old son just said to me “Daddy why must there be war? Why can’t everyone just be happy and love eachother?” All the animals at sea life stood up and cheered. Love him❤️
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There’s actually fiat 500 birds on here who would eat molly mae’s placenta
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I’m single on Valentine’s Day and my dad is dead someone send me money xx
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Ice spice chromosome test live on PPV would do silly numbers
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This is Ronaldo back to United for people who shag pigs
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Ask ya wife
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Nah this is gonna be rough. Imagine joining a lobby and you shit yourself then fall down the stairs. Nightmare
GTA 6 characters will age the longer users play the game according to rumors going around! ‼️
Is this a good idea!?🤔
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Fucking ell I’ve just opened the fridge n he was sitting in the salad drawer he’s everywhere
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