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This is the most ‘no fucking way’ moment of my life watching football, I couldn’t believe it
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"Please don't go" 🙏
Jack Grealish begging Bernardo Silva to stay 😅
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De Gea mistake 8’
This is gonna be one of the biggest FA Cup final’s - all on the line.
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Someone told me Kobbie was 5’8 man
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Remember when that comp of Gerrard slamming it into players cheekbones went around
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Literally how is this allowed
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Mate I’ve never heard an away end make a noise like that
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Make it Mctominay and I’m leaving football
Ten Hag is keeping his lips sealed about who will captain
#mufc
on Sunday 🤐
via
@SkySportsPL
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Fergy chose Moyes instead cuz he’s Scottish
Pep Guardiola - 5X Premier League Champion 👏
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Mainoo just dog walked Szbootycheeks and Graveyboat at 18 years of age
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Then riled the crowd up and we score a min later, KOBBBBBBBBIIEEEEEE
mainoo dictating the tempo of that second half, intercepting, and shielding our backline… the lad is EIGHTEEN
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There’s nothing he can do to match Fergy I’ll be so real, taking a team with low spending using the academy and creating a dynasty is better than anything he’s done
If Manchester City win their first UCL trophy, is it time to consider Pep Guardiola as the GOAT manager? 🤔🐐
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We’ll lose 3-0 instead of 8-0
🚨 NEW:
Evan Ferguson and Joel Veltman will miss next weekend's FA Cup semi-final against Manchester United through injury, Roberto De Zerbi has announced. [
@AndyNaylorBHAFC
]
#MUFC
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Still the worst decision of the season
Oh ok. These are penalties for some teams but not others. Got it.
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Insane timing
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Tomorrow it’ll come out that we employ a former ISIS member
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have apologised after inviting a convicted paedophile to an Old Trafford fixture last year
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Oi the interviewer jabbed that ‘who is to blame for that’ at him and he slipped it like prime fucking Mayweather
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RED CARD LOOOOOOOL on my mothers life this’ll happen again throughout the season and there’ll be 0 coverage
Referee and VARs who missed Andre Onana red card are stood down.
#TelegraphFootball
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Barely scrape past in the UCL then face a big rival at the weekend both at home 🫣
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He’d score 10 in 12 then 7 in the remaining 40 lol
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Can I just remind you of what Sancho did when he was kept out the side
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He did this then didn’t see sunlight for about 2 more years, what goes on at this club?
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Antony with one of the worst single sub performances I have ever seen IN MY ENITRE LIFE watching football, not even lying, while Amad sits there
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Innit mad how America don’t even care about football like that, and they have wayyyy better pitches than in England
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😭
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They’re actually in the ddg cycle, I prayed for times like this
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This is outside of all the mistakes. He’s genuinely just a pussy of a keeper
No professional keeper should be this easy to negate
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I just know Utd players were shook when someone passed it and moved into space
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I’m slowly coming to the realisation this squad is probably around bottom 5 for technicality in the league
Manchester United training before the Bayern Munich game.
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Since you asked Raya, Leno, Sá, Pickford, Alisson, Guaita, Meslier, Martinez, Ward, Fabianksi, Lloris (debatable), Ramsdale, Neto, Bazunu, Pope, Kepa, Henderson, Sanchez, Ederson, Travers, Mendy, Navas, Forster, Iversen, Steele, Areola
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700k, great stuff Manchester United
Can we all agree that Ethan Laird is the best full-back in the Championship?
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Rashford looking at his phone every week seeing his boy did some dumb shit again
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De Gea lost us West Ham Brentford Brighton single handedly
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Killed me how Pellistri came on yesterday and beat his man IMMEDIATELY
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HE BAGGED THE WINNER AFTER GETTING MISTREATED TOOK HIS TOP OFF AND GOT SENT OFF, WE WILL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
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Mainstreammmmmmmmm
Is David de Gea's kicking causing problems for Manchester United?
📲 Watch
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on
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We’re still gonna act likes he’s from Carrington you can’t stop us
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paid a compensation fee of £100,000 to Atletico Madrid for Alejandro Garnacho - scout Gerardo Guzman brought him to United’s attention. David Harrison, head of youth recruitment, liked what he saw and football director John Murtough sanctioned the move. [
@lauriewhitwell
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For me
I used to mindlessly back him too til he was 1v1 in space against Ruben Neves and turned around
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Oi who remembers the MELTDOWN in pre season when Lisandro made that tackle
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De Gea used to post anime 😭😭😭
📸 - Andre Onana on Instagram after his top class display for Cameroon!🦁💪🏾
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That fanbase hating Martinez more for tackling than Partey for raping a woman and getting away with it
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Who remembers Bruno vs West Ham 20/21 when he just came on and started slinging the ball about like target practice
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Our last game at Anfield under the Kloppenheimer reign was a cheeky 0-0
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It’s late in the year but this wins weirdest linkup for 2023
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‘But Szobozlai we need you to actually effect the game and help us win it!!!’
Szobzlai:
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Nahhh think RVP and Wazza were the last footballers I loved
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People can tweet what they want innit but imagine this being ur life
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We play tomorrow??
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What in the fuck have I just laid eyes on
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Deep it NO ONE has approached De Gea about signing and his contracts up in a month 😭😭😭
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6 and a RW still needed for the 13th window in a row
Muppetiers saying quite likely Casemiro goes to Saudi (not sure when). Amrabat probs won’t get signed permanently so we need a new
#6
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Shaw had Haaland in HELL that day 😭
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Literally how is this different to the Hojlund one vs Arsenal 😂😂😂😂😂
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Has not cracked 6 league goals in 4 seasons by the way mate
If baldy ships Martial in the summer, then i’ll never support the bald c*nt. First his treatment to Cristiano and now Martial
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I’ve literally never seen a striker of a ball like this
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When was the last time we had a bald player
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Opposite of last year 😭😭
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Honestly if we even lead at any point at Anfield I think I’ll scream the house down
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How the hell hasn’t Hojlund got a prem goal yet, had it in the net about 13 times
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