Pheelzey
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He probably cries in the bathroom asking himself where it all went wrong not knowing some caused African Troll has been repping his picture for over 7 years.
2 days left of the transfer window and Anthony Martial still hasnโt found a new club ๐
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No Sufferings,No left 10s, No Wing Backs, no eh, no tactics, just vibes.
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Everyoneโs a gangsta till the real gangsta walks into the room
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I knew a time like this would come so for every like, Iโll tweet a negative record broken by Erik Ten Qaeda.
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Love and Light to Johnny Evans man. all Unc wanted was to come back & do his coaching badges only to find himself in a high press 3-4-3 system ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
This is a young manโs system, the older boys are suffering.
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Varane got his shoutout .De Gea got his shoutout. Weโre gonna act like this never happened?
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Imagine Ten Hag finishing 8th with Real Madrid and saying he made progress because he beat Barca in a Copa Del Rey Final Dawg. Florentino Perez wouldโve sent The Peaky Blinders after his entire family till thereโs no one left on the planet.
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They bood Zirkzee while the white guy hasnโt scored in 16 Games ๐๐๐๐๐.
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Yooo Fergie made boss calls with the Illuminati guys that aired Madrid last night ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Pogbaโs hair cuts and dancing was more of a problem to these people than a raging 100M alcoholic flop with 3 league goals.
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Rashford can pretend all he wants but deep down, heโs lost tons of love for this club.
"Seconds left. Becks whipped in a perfect corner. Teddy flicked it on. The rest is history" ๐ฃ @ManUtd
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The โViva Garnachoโ chants in his head was telling him to run from the wings & bullet it like 08 Cristiano so he could sit on the board & fold his arms like a demented retard.
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There was no way Luke Shaw was gonna miss a team bonding at a Chinese restaurant.
๐ด๐ฐ | #mufc's players were spotted having a team bonding meal at the Chinese restaurant Tattu in Manchester last night. [@SplashNews/@MailSport]
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Sir Alex was evolving, Generation After Generation & Era after Era for 26 YEARS but TheEuropean Lad who canโt bag a shit bird like BethTmufc is calling him overrated LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
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Mctominay being a key player to his first league title in his debut season after leaving United is going to cause unholy conversations.
๐จ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐๐๐ | Napoli 1-0 Como | McTominay. MCTOMINAY OPENS THE SCORING FOR NAPOLI AFTER ONLY 25 SECONDS !!!!!!!!!!!.
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Soooooo weโre just going to act like that Unc Caseโs performance didnโt happen?
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You saw Ten Hag Ball.You saw Alejandro Genocide Ball.You saw Onana in the Ucl.You saw Mazraoui at 10.You saw Dalot at Lwb.You saw Amad hold bench for Antony. Yet you were still able to make it to 2025 without taking your life.Happy New Year & i hope you eat The Best Of 2025.
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Bruno might end up as a Streets Will Never Forget Player cause he wasted his prime years Top 4ing & digging United out of Relegation ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Character assassination to a black man that went toe to toe with the govt in fighting child hunger. Meanwhile 100m white boy Grealish whoโs been arrested for drunk driving has been walking freely with one goal since October 2023 ๐ค.
Exclusive: Manchester United open to Marcus Rashford sale amid concerns over lifestyle. โ๏ธ @LukeEdwardsTele . #TelegraphFootball
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Amad finally got a good run of games under a serious coach & stopped posting Sunderland
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โWe donโt need Qatari money mate. we just need football people thatโll invest Man Utd Money in Man Utd la. Sir Jim bleeds United cause heโs a local lad. are you from Manchester pal? do one & support your local you spoonโ
DO SOMETHING @INEOS YOU CLOWNS.
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Man Fergie was TWO POINTS from winning 9 Premier League Titles in a row & he didnโt need 115 Charges & Allahโs money to do it ๐ญ. Please stick to screenshots & farming impressions with Trey you toxic robotic virgin.
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Amorim 14 points in 13 games but he showed Rashford whoโs boss
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WE HAD KOVAR AND TEN HAG SOLD HIM FOR THIS AUTISTIC DUD??๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Look at Mainoo dawg. they wanted me to back a 3-4-3 system over this superstar lmfaooooooooo.
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Do you have ANY Idea how This Season wouldโve looked like if we copped this Amorim broda in the summer & gave him the 250m we gave Ten Hag?๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ.
Man City (0.99) 1-2 (2.18) Man Utd.
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Watching Luke Shaw play football is like drinking cold water at 3 am.
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Bruno made that emotional speech and is currently doing the talking on the pitch. you nggas are going to respect this guy by force.
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Has this whore ever reported a pre season game for any other club??.
๐ด Erik ten Hag after Man United defeat in first friendly game vs Rosenborg: โThe result is not secondaryโ. โOur performance as a team is by far not good enough. This is not the standard of top footballโ. โWe are Man Utd, we should perform betterโ.
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We were supposed to sign Ronaldinho in 2003 but ended up getting CR7. We missed out on Sancho in 2020 but got Amad that same year.
Amad Diallo is the first Man United player to create 6+ chances and have 100% shot accuracy in a PL game this decade.
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Bro they were lying Rashford lost his pace just because Alejandro Genocide kept singing Viva Garnacho in his head ffs.
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BRO HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE TO CONCEDE 11 PENALTIES HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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They tend to forget Ten Hag gave him a blank Cheque to sort his life out in the mountains & he never repaid that gesture on the pitch. Heโs easily bowing out like this despite pleas from Teammates to end the drama & thereโre people who think heโs the victim.
๐กโซ๏ธ Jadon Sanchoโs travel to Marbella to join BVB camp is being prepared โ as final details are being discussed with Man United. Itโs about final steps of the negotiation but fee will be around โฌ4m between loan & salary coverage. Sancho, waiting for green light to travel โ๏ธ
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Broda killed everybody in 6 days ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Cats are amazed The GodFather of the game was ahead of the curve when no one saw it coming & weโre letting โThe European Ladโ who canโt get Astrid Wettโs attention disrespect his legacy.
A reporter asked Sir Alex Ferguson which team impressed him the most on the opening weekend of the Premier League season. His response might shock some, including myself ๐คฏ. #avfc | #utv | #vtid .
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Yoro is going to move mountains man. he had THAT performance while playing with two lesbians . get him some real men in there.
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Kobbie Mainoo is exactly what Company Bosses require from undergraduates when they require 18 years of experience while theyโre just 18.
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Ten Hag seeing Ruud display the attacking patterns he never suggested in the staff meetings
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Bruno doesnโt adjust to any system,The System adjusts to Bruno. You guys just to have firm it and move on.
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They were saying we should sell Bruno for some โSystemโ broski he OWNS This Club ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Retire the agenda, kill the hate and tell yourselves the hard truth. This is The Best Signing in the post Sir Alex Era.
Dear Unitedโฆ .
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Iโm sorry man I refuse to believe this guy left his role as a Head Coach just to be Ten Hagโs Assistant. Thereโs more to this storyline and you best not miss out New Episodes on Next Seasonโs Keeping Up With Manchester United.
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Somebody please get Garnacho off that pitch before i strap dynamites around my chest and run towards that stadium.
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Just because you hate Ten Hag doesnโt mean you have to blindly support the nonsense Sancho did at this club.
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Outsmarted Qatar, went to a state owned rival club & took their Chief Football Operator. now heโs going to another State owned club to take their sporting director . Jimmy is basically reminding The Middle East he hasnโt forgotten how to colonize.
๐จ Dan Ashworth has already said yes to Manchester United. He's prepared to accept their proposal as it's considered big opportunity & project. Understand Man United are intentioned to negotiate and pay compensation to Newcastle; they absolutely want Ashworth now, not in 2025.
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18yo Mainoo gave you the Fa Cup in his first professional season & you people are willing to turn on him over an alleged 180k contract. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.
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Laughed because Guy played CB for 40 mins with one leg & rodents here say he isnโt captain material cause he โwhines and complainsโ . Truth is, does he over do it sometimes? Yes. as a rival fan would i be irritated? Absolutely. As a Utd Fan should i be complaining? Absolutely Not.
A wholesome moment between the MUTV reporter & Bruno Fernandes at the end after he praises him which makes Bruno emotional.โค๏ธ๐ฅบ.
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The way Martial turned back finished me
Rashford gets his second. A pretty good free-kick to be fair. ๐ต 1-2 ๐ด [73'] #CHEMUN.
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Kobbie gonna get the love and rightfully so but we gotta give props to that Kambwala bro. first start in a Derby and he didnโt fold. get Lindelof outta there man.
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One of the nicest and professional guys there is. people really hated him to the point he had to apologize for SMILING. thatโs something thatโll never sit right with me.
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Onana is setting Black People back 800 years with this performance.
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Guy called his Manager a liar, didnโt flinch while watching his Team struggle with injuries but sat his samoan fat ass on the couch & was losing games on Fifa at 3am. Makes it even more sweet considering they were waiting for him to prove everyone wrong in a camel league.
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How does Lindelof keep escaping these conversations?
One to leave this summer. Maguire or Varane?.
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Ten Qaeda had Mazraoui at 10 and brought on Amad with 10 mins to go because Antony got injured. on no circumstances should he still be alive.
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Maguire hate in 2024 is so so cringe. you guys donโt know ball man.
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โHeโs 29 whatโs he wonโ is a very disrespectful & lazy punditry when you put into consideration how heโs over pushed his body & wasted his prime years in a Circus Club. Not even Prime Roy Keane would win anything in this current Man United State.
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โElanga should go uniโ tweets. Racially abused for missing a pen. Not given a fair chance by the Manager. Loan move blocked for absolutely no reason . He has the right to dance as he likes he owes no one shit especially United Fans.
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Amorim, big bro please do what you have to do i donโt have much time. my dad is already pressuring me to get married.
๐จRuben Amorim: โI know the fans are frustrated but there is a lot to change. We are going to SUFFER for a long time. some of the players only had two days.โ
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I dare you to start a hate campaign against Chido to defend your client i fucking dare you @markgoldbridge.
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Casemiro lowkey being phased out as well & guys arenโt even noticing. this is Inehoes trying to get rid of the big earners, nothing about performances. Brooono better watch his back next season looooooooooool.
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Just clocked those 4 successful hate watches means Ten Hags gonna do the funniest thing on Sunday
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Just few weeks ago people were craving for good guys in football yet they mock the one guy that represents everything good in the sport. you lot change & chase good people away then wonder why the society you live in is so horrible and toxic.
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As if 007 in 2025 wasnโt corny enough, they thought they could do it to Unitedโs 12th Highest Goal Scorer Of All Time ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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Oi Amad scored one hell of a blockbuster winner to win us the derby after getting framed for leaking lineups. Garnachoโs head must be FLYING with so many slurs that would wake up Winston Churchill from the grave ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Rashford scored THIS Goal and the discourse on the tl was โhe shouldโve passed to Kaneโ
Who is the most hated current Man Utd player?.
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Europa League Winner. 2X Fa Cup Winner. 2X Carling Cup Winner. 138 Club Goals. Top 12 Goal Scorer in Many Utd History . First United Player since Van Perise to score 30+ Goals in a season . We had good fun. unto the next chapter @MarcusRashford
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Rash if you know the kinda wars I fight for you on here, you wouldnโt be embarrassing me like this.
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Manchester United stans are trying to pin this loss entirely on Mainoo. another black academy talent. deep down I know what you guys are.
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These are the same guys that called Ronaldo unprofessional when he went on strike btw.
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Rashford crashing it on his last game against the very same Club he scored against on his debut is the type of script writing thatโll crush Oppenheimer in The Box Office.
Marcus Rashford also available for selection on Sunday #mufc .
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@DuhTabria Harry Maguire has gained more popularity than Lebron James since moving to United.
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No sir he took them from 15th in League 1 & promoted them to The Championship & now topping The Table with a squad valued at 15m. Meanwhile some guy canโt properly progress play cause his 5 fโt centre back is injured.
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โIf Iโm Amorim, just joining Man Utd & I see my star player in New York wearing whatever he was wearing instead of being at Carrington training, I wouldnโt like it.โ .-Peter Schmeichel, Man Utd โLegendโ . Meanwhile, an Arsenal Legend on a Man Utd Academy Talent:.
๐จ๐ธ - Ian Wright on IG!
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Do you guys actually realize how much of a Terrorist Ten Qaeda was that he caged an Animal like Bruno?๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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You canโt sell Mctominay man. not saying he should be starting every week but this is a kind of Gunman you pull off for some specific tasks. Guys saying heโs nowhere what a Man Utd player should have no idea Tom Cleverly and Anderson played for this Club LOOOOOL.
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Glazers wouldโve borrowed 14m from The Italian Mafia to sack Ten Hag then pay back with the Ucl Money from next season. These Ineos brothers are fucking cowards LOOOOOOOOOOOL.
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Heโs that chick you canโt save whoโd rather stay in an abusive relationship than experience true love outside.
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