Josh
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Man Yooing, Gynaecologist at Salford Royal
Joined April 2013
Sorry to hear about this Tony, serves you right for buying a fucking Chicken at Christmas.
@AldiUK can you explain to me, why a chicken we purchased from your store @Aldi #thetford that clearly states Boxing Day as the use by date, is absolutely rancid? It’s turned green and the smell of ammonia has gone through the house.Merry Christmas! #ruinedchristmas
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But when I ask for Laura Woods’ knickers I get blocked😤 sexism at its finest.
Channelling my inner Laura Woods tonight. literally!. Thank you soooooooo much @laura_woodsy for the dress! I still cant believe it. You've made my year 😭😍❤️
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It’s 29 actually, Newcastle beat us last week because they waved flags around in the 88th minute.
Manchester United have now won 30 games in all competitions this season. More than any other team in Europe’s Top 5 Leagues. Relentless. 📈
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I’ve seen some awful cakes in my life but this one tops it off. Strawberry’s for blood clots ffs
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@fcunion_en You don’t have to listen to Eni Aluko talk a load of bollocks in Germany though do you.
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Great to see the disabled footballers attended the disability awards last night.
Rashford, Onana, Antony, Evans, Heaton, bayindir and Mount all surprised fans last night at the Manchester United disability awards. ❤️
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No wonder Beavo’s birds eyeing up other men when he’s chomping like that
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Shite like this is why nobody wants them winning things. They’re all just fucking weirdo’s.
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He’s going to get the shits when he realises he’s got a whole squad on the spectrum.
Sporting's record in the league this season: . 🏟 9 games.✅ 9 won .⚽ 30 goals scored.❌ 2 goals conceded. Ruben Amorim looks to be on his way to Man United 👀
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Give me 10 years of not winning anything over a fan base like this.
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City fans booing at full time tonight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 spoilt bastards don’t know what footballs really like.
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You’ve killed Italians, Bulgarians, Belgians and Brit’s. You grief monkey bastards your all on benefits. ALL ON BENEFITS.
Weve been to PSG and Napoli Belgrade and Germany where we were in the Allianz and Liverpool scored 3 porto barcelona who the fuck yer trying to kid cos were the mighty liverpool were going to Madrid GOING TO MADRID!
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Luke Shaw. Games played: 251.Games missed through injury: 273. Put him down.
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Awful awful tackle, should have at least snapped his ankle clean off, minimum.
Funny how Man Utd only want to talk about the Elliot foul and not this red card.
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Jesus
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Ukraine, I see the Stretford End arising, I see there’s trouble on the way.
Ukraine, you'll never walk alone.
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Hope there’s no tragedy chanting today! . Also hope Harvey Elliott gets a double leg breaker off McTominay and ends his footballing career, the little ugly rat bastard.
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Man gets food at lunch time.
Ronaldo just casually going in the subway opposite the flat I used to live in, madness
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6:30 in the morning, woke up thinking my fucking house was on fire
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I’ve seen em win 1 and an asterisk league in my 30 years on this planet. Don’t ever say United fans live in the past.
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2 Ronaldo Vs Newcastle tickets, in the Viva Ronaldo section. £1,000 each.
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A fucking anniversary for this 🤣🤣 they’ll have an anniversary for anything these weirdo’s.
Today marks one year since the chaotic and distressing scenes unfolded at last year’s Champions League final in Paris, when Liverpool played Real Madrid.
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Etihad emptying faster than Barry Bennell’s ballsack coaching the U15’s.
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@HalliwellJ19 Hi Jordan, Joshua here from The Sun. Please could you DM me with your story? Have you managed to steal a bus for the journey yet?.
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Thought this was disgusting policing, then I saw it was Celtic fans so it’s fantastic policing.
Once again, Celtic fans were subject to dangerous police practices at Sunday's match through the use of excessive force, police horses and steel pens. This is a pattern of behaviour that the club has done nothing to address despite increasing concerns of fans.
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Mental some are blaming Amorim because he ‘selects the team’. He’s got to choose between playing retards or spastics. Absolutely not on him.
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Ticket £40.Hotel in Bilbao £46 a night. Toppest of top reds get the top deals.
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@mg_1878 @Robbie10006655 @Thogden Proper clever that🙏 let’s just put an independent business out of pocket. You fucking whopper.
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Giddy as fuck for tomorrow, until Ronaldo scores and half the ground “SIIIUUUU’s” and I sell my season ticket because my ears have caught aids.
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Flights, ticket and bed for 3 nights available. £3,500 ono.
🚨 JUST IN: Diogo Dalot is making positive progress in his recovery and is aiming to return for the potential UEL final. #MUFC [@SullyTalkz]
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Imagine watching that moment through your mobile phone and not in person🥴.
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Got a load of Ralph Lauren polo’s in all sizes. £20 each. Not fake. DM me.
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@jonmikesav8 It was Barnsley fans you fucking plank. Stop trying to create division from the fans.
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Apart from here, here, here and here
Manchester City have got this huge banner ready for the game against Arsenal tonight. 😲
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Beginning of the end lads. Club absolutely hates fans. Put this on us in a mid week dead rubber against Sheffield United. Live QR codes, absolutely zero chance of helping a mate out now
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Can’t stand this little rat. Hope he does his ACL, comes back a year later and does another ACL.
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@terrencemc97 The scouse outfit choice is absolutely hilarious. Imagine actually going out the hour like that.
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You ain’t running anywhere ya fat meth.
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Serious bodies in that away end btw.
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My little lads 1st birthday. He’ll understand why I wasn’t at his party when he’s older.
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And here you can clearly see the difference between match going fans and eReds.
Man Utd captain Harry Maguire leaves the pitch after his crucial OWN GOAL against Sevilla 😬
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Absolutely not a chance Zirkzee is a professional footballer. Money laundering signing.
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I see ST holders with 0 credits are moaning about not being able to get a final ticket. Fantastic to see.
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Since Man United’s last away cup tie. - Covid wasn’t even invented .-Wayne Rooney was playing for Derby.-Kobe Bryant died.-Harvey Weinstein was a sex pest.-There’s been 246 school shootings in America.
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Ref’s just been collared in our hotel. Apparently it “Wasn’t his decision” to send Rashford off and said in the premier league it wouldn’t be a red. Yet he went over to the VAR screen?.
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Ole Gunman in a Schoolskjaer.
🇺🇲 It's Thanksgiving today!. The American holiday has inspired us to create an all-American XI. One to get you started. Dwight New Yorke . Get involved here 👉
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#PepOut. I’ve been supporting Man City since 2011. This is the worst city side in premier league history. Pep needs to go now!!!!.Lost the dressing room. Should have got Ruben Amorim before Man U got him!! #MCFCSPURS #MCITOT.
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Fuck the Glazers but I’ve just bought this from the club shop to draw on
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@Andycitizen75 @andy_hutton74 Hi Andy, Josh here from the Worlds Worst Tattoo’s @worsttattoos. Please could we use this fucking atrocious tattoo on our site for the world to laugh at?.
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Going to see how the missus takes calling the baby Lisandro when she gets home from work.
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Mad that we’ll go Paris and not get a thanks for the support but these lot are treated like royalty.
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Every single one clearly over the age of 40. child molesters.
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Great to see Dalot’s diabolical crosses finally pay off.
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Half time pint of Madri ❌.Half time pint of dark fruits ❌.Half time pint of Carling ❌.Half time pint of custard ✅
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Anyone want a spare next season? FV plus £3.15 (cost of burner phone split between 19 games)
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