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Honestly,
If United don’t bring him back, a vocal minority will be angry for a week and get over it quickly
If United DO bring him back, they will upset a much larger portion of global fans for a much longer period and completely damage their reputation for a long time to come
🚨 | BREAKING:
#mufc
have delayed confirming Mason Greenwood’s future at the club as they want to consult all key stakeholders, including all members of the women’s team. [BBC]
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For so long, these Man United 'legend' pundits were going on and on about backing managers over players (Solskjær, Pogba, Jose as examples), yet there is FINALLY a manager worth trusting and some of them have completed changed their tune due to Ronaldo.
Bunch of hypocrites.
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The fact that Amad scored 6 goals and registered 4 assists for United's U23s in just 5 games (450 minutes) is hilarious.
That's 2 goal contributions per 90, for some quick maths.
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It feels like that, in the endless pursuit of interactions, Man United aggregators have forgotten one key thing — that they must act as a filter.
It’s not about posting EVERYTHING related to the club, but also about helping filter out between what is authentic and reliable, and
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪! Manchester United are weighing up a move for Atletico Madrid's Jan Oblak, if they decide to show André Onana the exit door after his poor start to life at Old Trafford.
(Source: Fichajes)
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Guys, Amad has not been called up to the Ivory Coast squad for AFCON – Sky have just been incredibly lazy and not checked.
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I genuinely see no positive in bringing Greenwood back.
He was a quality prospect 18 months ago who hasn’t kicked a professional ball in 18 months.
He didn’t make “a mistake”, he literally beat his partner, attempted to r*p* her, and threatened to kill her – I don’t care about
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Antony grew up in a favela on the outskirts of Sao Paulo called Inferninho, which translates as 'Little Hell'.
He voluntarily demoted himself to Sao Paulo's U20s to hone his skills, and has now signed for
#mufc
for £85m.
'The making of Antony' 👇
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When United signed Raphael Varane and Casemiro, everyone said, "Real Madrid only sell when they want to, it's a red flag..."
... And now they are two of the best players in the league 👇
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I will never understand why journalists who support United leak the line-ups.
I can tell you now that a lot of outlets (including UtdDistrict) have been contacted by people in the club that Solskjær & his staff have requested that leaks be plugged, and these people have refused.
#MUFC
starting lineup vs Leicester:
De Gea, Williams, Bailly, Tuanzebe, Telles, Matic, van de Beek, Mata, Amad, Greenwood, Elanga
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Not words I ever thought I’d need to type
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I'm sorry, but why are you phrasing this tweet as if Sky do people a favour with their Premier League broadcasting?
They charge people hundreds of quid a year for it, slap adverts everywhere and create insane amounts of drama at detriment to players and clubs.
Shameful angle.
❌ Despite Sky paying billions to cover the Premier League, Erik ten Hag refused to take any questions from a Sky Sports reporter today 👀
#TelegraphFootball
#mufc
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Tyrell Malacia has turned out to be an absolute bargain of a signing.
My pick for MOTM against City 🔥
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No player has been involved in more goals against the Premier League 'big six' for
#mufc
since his debut.
I took a look at his record against each side and picked out each of my favourite Rashford goals against them 👇
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It’s almost like he had a five-week injury and has been playing in a deeper role off the bench…
Needless attack from a worldwide broadcasting company yet again, how predictable can these guys get 🥱
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Michael Oliver himself has admitted that he is not allowed to officiate fixtures involving teams surrounding Newcastle towards the end of the season, so why has he been picked to officiate United’s game vs Everton??
Baffling decision.
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That’s probably the best game of football i’ve watched all season.
United went toe to toe with one of the best sides in Europe & came out the better team. Ten Hag is brilliant.
My full match report 👇
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A report this evening came out that Amrabat will join Man United; but I think this is a bit premature… As claimed by
@AlfredoPedulla
, Amrabat has chosen to join United, rather than any deal having been agreed between the two clubs.
What’s been said 👇
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I think last night was the turning point –
#mufc
should be classed as one of the best teams in Europe.
From Antony’s left foot to that shocking refereeing, here are five things we learned from another beautiful night at Old Trafford 👇
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Noam Emeran didn’t just play with maturity against Leeds, he spoke with maturity after the game too.
Will be interesting to see how he develops across pre-season and beyond 🇫🇷
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From Casemiro to Shaw to Antony, there were many sub-plots unravelling against Everton.
Here are my 'five things learned' from
#mufc
's match last night 👇
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With Alejandro Garnacho almost certainly getting a new squad number this season, I decided to take a look at his realistic options…
AG17 is my personal favourite
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Personally, I think the goal not counting is the correct decision in the end.
BUT:
With different camera angles showing different results, is this not a perfect example of where, as there is not overwhelming conclusive evidence that an error has been made, should they not have
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One thing I absolutely loved from yesterday's win was Licha's reaction to both Rashford's goal and the final result
Quickly becoming one of my favourite players
@UtdDistrict
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He started the season a little slow but this kid is now on FIRE
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I remember being in my garden for weeks after trying to recreate that skill move
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Watching Ralf Rangnick's presser this morning was like a breath of fresh air. It felt so... intellectual.
Anyway, here's 3 things we've learnt from what he said in the press conference!
Hint: One of them is about Ronaldo
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From Casemiro to Shaw to Garnacho, there was a lot to learn in last night's United win
Here are 5 things I learned from the game 👇
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Thought Marcel Sabitzer had his best game United yet tonight due to the type of role he was given by Ten Hag.
That was No.4 of my 5 talking points from the win 👇
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If another club wants to give him a chance to kick ball, fine. But I don’t want him at United.
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Even to the point where he's got his thumbs tucked in in both photos 😂
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Ralf Rangnick is a unique and incredibly guy. Researching and writing this article has got me so excited for what's ahead 🤩🤩
I wrote about his career so far here, as well as the story behind the birth of his famed 'gegenpress'.
Give it a read 👇
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This André Onana and Harry Maguire outrage is insane???
I started writing this as a piece on his quotes, but ended up ranting about it because I just do not get why everyone cares so much.
The media reaction needs to get a grip.
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A transfer article I wrote last month about the seven players Ten Hag is looking to offload this summer is something that my mind keeps coming back to… I feel that some of the players, particularly Lindelof & Wan-Bissaka deserve a second chance 👇
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Casemiro, Rashford & Shaw have all been nominated for United's December POTM award...
... but the winner is pretty obvious 😉🏴
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A piece on what I see to be a major underlying problem with VAR and a solution to solve it:
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The Spurs vs. Arsenal game got me thinking...
Tottenham need a keeper, and United need a striker 🔁👀
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This “news” about Shiekh Jassim’s supposed takeover from The Sun A MONTH old.
It’s from a report dated August 22nd saying the takeover will be completed in mid-October.
Just wanted to add some context as it’s being painted across the whole platform as if it’s new news.
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Marcus Rashford is just so exciting to watch at the moment, while Malacia was a weak point
My
#mufc
player ratings from yesterday's win 👇
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Erik ten Hag: “He will be available for Sunday's game.”
PLEASE can we all make sure to give Rasmus Højlund the one thing he needs: 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞.
Everyone around
#mufc
will benefit from it.
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I’m really excited to see Rasmus Højlund’s debut, but i’m even more scared about the spotlight he’s going to be under.
Wrote about the pressure etc that he’s going to be put under, and how
#mufc
should approach it 👇
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From team unity to Fred's progression to the Rashford/Ronaldo debate, there are plenty of talking points from last night.
Here are my 'five things learned' from
#mufc
2-0 Spurs 👇
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I noticed a new emerging pattern with Erik ten Hag’s substitutions last night that allow him to have an unprecedented impact.
Remember Solskjaer once saying managers don’t have big impacts on matches during the 90 minutes… Ten Hag is proving this wrong
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Despite the win, I thought United were by far the worse team today.
Casemiro’s hole is massive, while I feel it’s time for United to upgrade on Maguire.
Five things learned from the game 👇
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We may have confirmed ourselves as the third best in the land, but there is one major worry to take from today’s win vs Fulham.
Bring on Citehhh 🤩
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As per
@David_Ornstein
, United want to sign Sofyan Amrabat on loan.
As per reports in Italy, this may well be accepted.
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The report from Sky Sports last night that both Lisandro Martínez and Marcus Rashford are back in training has bene deleted – no idea what’s going there…
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Can we slow down for a second… I have a theory.
I think Sir Jim Ratcliffe has already proved this “just another Glazer” claim wrong with the specific demands surrounding his 25% stake… And I have good feeling.
Wrote about this here 👇
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After re-watching Marcus Rashford’s goal yesterday (multiple times), I did some more digging into it – spotted three awesome statistics in relation to the build-up of the goal.
Wrote about them here 👇
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Feel like one key point to take into account with regards to the Premier League’s 2023/24 fixture list is the games either side of the CL group stages.
I took a look at them for Man United here 👇
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@UtdDistrict
Diogo Costa if money wasn’t a problem, but if Onana means that we have an extra £20m to spend elsewhere, I’d say that’s the more sensible deal
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Not even going to bother aggregating this; so, so toxic and absolutely useless information (if it’s even true)
Some Uniter players are hesitant about playing the ball to Hojlund amid his struggling form
#mufc
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Ahead of today’s game against Leeds, Fred explained why United players have changed how they celebrate goals – and it signals the repairing of a fractured relationship between players and fans.
Latest for
@UtdDistrict
👇
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Watching Casemiro play is just 🤤
From Rashford to Casemiro to Varane, here is my match report from United's 3-0 victory 👇
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Have been thinking a lot about this recently: Bruno’s statistics are “worse”, but it hasn’t negatively affected
#mufc
in any way…
Both he and the club have evolved in the last six months, and everyone is better for it.
I discuss in more detail here 👇
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@UtdDistrict
Absolutely brilliant. Even though I expected a big shift after DDG left, I didn’t quite understand just how different it would be.
Love it.
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This is what
@utdreport
,
@ManUnitedZone_
, and
@utdxtra
did so well in the past and what
@UtdDistrict
try to do now, but it’s been so heavily diluted by the ridiculous number of interaction-based accounts that I feel like the authenticity and filter has been completely lost.
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Yesterday's fixture may have been a little flat, but the result was incredibly important.
From *that* Antony spin Garnacho's brilliance, here is '5 things learned' from last night's victory 👇
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When watching Rashford and Højlund together yesterday, there was something I could not get out of my head.
Rashford needs to make a big change, and make it quickly, in order to play with Højlund this season.
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Manchester United had at least one player in all four teams that got knocked out of the World Cup quarter-finals (9 in total).
Manchester United's best player in the tournament didn't make it to the final.
I discuss who played the best 👇
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There have been MULTIPLE instances where opposition teams have tweaked tactics in response to leaked United line-ups, and Solskjær's staff are furious about it because it literally means United are less likely to win.
If you support the club, what on earth are you doing...
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I think I went through the entire human range of emotions tonight with that win vs Villa
But I also managed to notice five things from the game, which I write about here 👇
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With two days left in the window, last night’s fixture showed that there’s one more profile that United need to sign before it shuts
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Fun Fact: Did you know that when Real Madrid were trying to sign Varane in 2011, he had to ask Zidane to call him back because he was studying for his exams? 😂
I did some research and wrote about who Varane is beyond his trophy collection, Read Here! 👇
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Alexis Sanchez has *finally* opened up on his move to United in 2018, claiming he doesn’t regret it.
Also revealed exactly what Jose Mourinho said to him to convince him to join the club
@UtdDistrict
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The Martinez - Saliba comparisons are a compliment to both players, by the way
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Probably my favourite article I've written for
@UtdDistrict
so far!
I took a look in to what happened on the 9th August 2003, the night Manchester United lost 3-1 to Sporting Lisbon, the night that gave us Cristiano Ronaldo.
Give it a read! 👇
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Took me slightly by surprise when I realised that only three of the
#mufc
players who featured in the 2017 Carabao Cup final were still in the squad.
Decided to take a look as to where the rest of players are now… forgot some of them even existed 😳
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I want to clarify about this tweet.
I've seen a lot of people calling it "clickbait" & blaming UtdDistrict for the news – that is not the case at all.
Manu Sainz is historically spot on w/ Ronaldo news due to Mendes ties, hence the post.
Read it here:
🗞 Cristiano Ronaldo was determined to fulfill the remaining year of his contract at
#mufc
, but now has doubts. With the arrivals of Haaland at Man City and Darwin Núñez at Liverpool, he fears that the distance between those clubs and United will grow greater. [
@Manu_Sainz
]
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That was an all-timer ending, but don’t get it twisted…
#mufc
were not good.
My five talking points from today’s win ⬇️
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Although last night’s result was hard to take, there are certainly some positives I think fans should look towards… the progress is clear to see
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It was good to see
#mufc
get back to winning ways last night.
From AWB to redemption, here are my five talking points from last night’s victory 👇
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Another window done ✅
Fantastic work from everyone involved in the United space, big shoutout to
@UtdPlug
,
@utdreport
,
@mufcMPB
,
@centredevils
,
@UnitedStandMUFC
,
@theutdjournal
,
@ManUnitedZone_
and more (sorry if i missed any)!
And of course to the brilliant
@UtdDistrict
❤️
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Had a go at predicting the five unknown
#mufc
shirt numbers… Been told that the club will announce them tomorrow ahead of the Arsenal game
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To clarify:
By “fine” I don’t mean it’s okay to do so – I just mean I am currently more focused on hoping United make the right decision, cut ties, and move forwards.
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To properly judge and rate a transfer window, you must consider four things:
• Who joined
• Who didn't join
• Who left
• Who didn't leave
Here is my (in depth) attempt at rating
#mufc
's 2022 summer window 👇
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Had a go at discussing three possible ways Erik ten Hag can replace Casemiro on Sunday: One conventional, one formation change, and one just completely whacky.
For
@UtdDistrict
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After calming down from that tragic ending to the game, I actually thought there were a couple of positives to take... had to delete my point about United going 2nd, though.
Five things learned from the Palace game:
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My very funny friend
@F_Edits
made quite a brilliant graphic analysing the correlations between how bald a manager is & what their Premier League win % is.
Very much made me laugh
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Donny van de Beek making his 50th appearance for United against Aston Villa took me by surprise – it doesn't feel like that many at all.
I took a look into the underlying numbers behind his appearances and why it kind of feels like he was set up to fail 👇
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A much-needed win, dominating performance, and Alejandro Garnacho being Alejandro Garnacho (in the best way possible).
My five things noticed from the 2-1 win over Chelsea ⬇️
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