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2 years
What makes for an elite dribbler? What makes the difference between a Bukayo Saka and a Gabriel Martinelli as dribblers? I believe the most important component is what I like to call fixing. (A Dribbling Thread)
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What is this? 😭😭😭
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Virgil Van Dijk. You, sir, are retiring in history as the best defender my eyes have ever seen.
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Don't make a mistake about it. That was an Hall of Fame performance from Oleksander Zinchenko.
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There's no leftback left in the league that can contain Bukayo Saka. It is over. He is the best.
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Ballon d'Ors are about stories, not performances. And Erling Haaland has written the most boring script ever in the same year Lionel Messi, the Lionel Messi, wrote his greatest.
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Why Are Arsenal So Good? Part of it is 'the basketball rule.' Mikel Arteta and his team of young ballers are drawing inspiration from basketball to power themselves to an unprecedented title challenge against Pep Guardiola's Manchester City. A Mighty Thread 👇.
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Arsenal are, quite comfortably, the best team in the world.
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It is not just aura. It is the stuff of history. Declan Rice is aura and history in one body. England's future. Arsenal's present. And 105 million of the king's finest.
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100 wins. First managerial post. 1st in the Premier League. Youngest team in the league. This is what you call greatness. An all-timer manager in the making. Mikel Arteta, take a bow.
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@nonewthing
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Saka and Salah going machine for machine in this league
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Jürgen Klopp fought against a nation state and won. Never forget that. 💔.
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This is hilarious. 😂. Took the ball off him like a child.
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And that is why Declan Rice is going to retire an all-timer. He's just got it. That captain's aura. You can see it. Nights in Moscow, Munich and Manchester. 90+5 winners, 55-yard screamers, heroic tackles again and again to ring the drums of history. He's got it—Mr. Declan Rice.
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Erling Haaland accumulated 0.00(xG) against Arsenal this evening.
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I don't think Maguire has ever looked this memeable and funny in his errors. Look at him here. He looks like a blind old man in New York City trying to cross a street in rush hour all by himself.
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I don't know how people watched Lionel Messi ball for 15 years, playing like an impossible dream come true and decide that a hattrick against Tottenham is what's going to determine their GOAT. People need to rate their own intelligence more.
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This is a top of the shelf finish. Ordinary strikers do not move like this. Absolutely incredible, the confidence to do this. Wow!
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I don't know what you can say against it but this is the best CB on the planet. Everything about him just screams AURA. VVD's heir, no doubt.
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Here is Saka going past an entire team to open the score but because he's not light skinned or pacy, he doesn't move certain men on Twitter. 25 G/A last season to match Mané and Sane's best ever EPL seasons. 17 in 19 this season. 22 years of age. 22.
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You can't name 3 better wingers in the world. Vinicius Junior, Rafael Leao, Bukayo Saka. Those are the best 3 in the game.
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There's no way you are not special if this is your debut for Arsenal. Nketiah at 18.
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Pedri Gonzalez is the best central midfielder in the world. There are no arguments. All you need are 5 minutes.
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Do you now understand why Pep Guardiola, Thomas Tuchel and Mikel Arteta were all ready to drop 100 million for Declan Rice? Do you now understand how crazy effective he is? How he can dominate the best players in the world like it's nothing? Do you now understand?
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Bring him home, Mikel. Anchor that midfield for the next 10 years.
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I'm struggling to see why this is not the GOAT GK. He is an anomaly. No keeper should move like this. Gives me nearly the same feelings as watching Messi at times.
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93 minutes and he looks like he just went outside for some fresh air. You just know he's going to be the best in the world.
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Porto wanted to play... Arsenal wanted to win. That is all 👍🏼.
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AND IT IS HIMMM. THE MAN THAT WAS PROPHESIED TO WIN IT!!
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Villa's flat win today is PGMOL punishing Mikel Arteta, players, the Arsenal board of directors and trustees and the fans for daring to question the credibility of an old boys institution without any diversity, honesty or capacity to not narrate games. This is PGMOL's rebuttal.
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Arsenal didn't score 4 but don't get it wrong: that was a humiliation. Chelsea were outfought, outballed, outclassed, completely dominated and humiliated at Stamford Bridge in front of their home fans today. And one man built the team that did it. His name? Mikel Arteta.
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You watch tonight and you understand why the likes of Martinez, Konaté, Romero, top CBs in their own right, should never be compared to William Saliba. What he does at his age, how he's pushed this team to title contenders in a new league, how he plays.. Virgil Van Dijk's heir.
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Arsenal have basically bitched Liverpool in front of the world today. Reminiscent of City reeling Arsenal in last season. Just basically a show of all-round superiority.
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“It's a... desgracia.”
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People will tell you that it was a boring game. But that 2nd half was the highest level of football tactically and physically. Two of the most athletic teams in the world, the best defences in Europe, coached by the best tactical minds... what did you expect? A goalfest?
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Declan Rice aura-ed Liverpool at Anfield. Legendary moment.
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@nonewthing
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KAI HAVERTZZZZ!
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ARSENALLLLLL! A TEAM BUILT IN THE GLORIOUS IMAGE OF MIKEL ARTETA! EUROPE, ARE YOU WATCHING???
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William Saliba is a POTY contender.
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Arsenal are the best team in the country.
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This is the 20-year-old winger they are comparing to Bowen and Kuluveski.
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Enzo's pricing destroyed the CM/DM market. When it was Pogba for 86, it was at least Paul Labile Pogba. When it was Frenkie De Jong, we were talking about 80. When Aurelin Tchouameni was to move, he moved for 86. But Chelsea had to get their guy, yunno, and for what?
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Gabriel Jesus. What a player. Never lets the standards down. His work enables us to play where we have no right to. Leadership, work rate, quality and bravery. A revelation from the heavens.
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Kai Havertz is 24. UCL winner. Never injured. False 9 + targetman capacity. Runs in behind as well as Haaland & Nunez. Can play deeper. Comfortable receiving on either flank & between the lines. Absolute bastard at winning duels, fouls and setpieces. Clutch performer... Hmm
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Bukayo Saka has equalled Sadio Mane's and Leroy Sane's highest G/A seasons in the Premier League at 21 years of age. Next generation.
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Are Arsenal... the best team in the world?
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If that was Xhaka... I swear the FA would have banned his children from playing sports.
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And that is Bukayo Saka for you. You simply cannot fully control him 90 minutes. You do your best and pray it is enough for the day. Marc Cucurella thought he'd seen the best of him last two games at the Bridge. Bukayo assisted the decisive goal both times. It was not enough.
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Suarez was unquestionably, unquestionably, a much better striker than Benzema. Don't let Ballon d'Ors outside of the Messi-Ronaldo era deceive you. These two eclipsed a whole generation of great players.
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When we are 3-0 up by the 60th minute tomorrow >>>
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We played more through the middle today than in any other game of the season. No Partey, no Jesus, no Zinchenko, no Saka. But there was a certain No. 10 on the pitch. He came from the Arsenal and the Arsenal is in his blood. His name is Emile, Emile Smith-Rowe!
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Eddie Nketiah won us that game, BTW. A monster of a footballer. A special athlete. The thing between/behind the lines. Mr. Always There. Mr. Give -It-All. The Premier League's best second striker.
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And that's a goal and assist for Bukayo Saka in his Champions League debut. He was born for this level. Too easy for him.
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Bukayo Saka is a better right-winger than anyone not named Mohammed Salah in the league. It is time we all admit it.
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Why is no one talking about the fact that Thomas Partey has been the best holding midfielder in the league this year?
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MVP at Etihad and Anfield. Football's first 100M defender. 23 years old. O Monstro.
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Fans would think this is some sort of bad performance from Arsenal but European giants would be shaking their heads in fear. The pretty football will always be there for Arsenal but if this team, the youngest in the competition, can withstand over 200 minutes of extremely…
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Saka is utterly world class. There can be no doubt about it. This is a homegrown superstar entering into the higher realms of his own brilliant talent. You can smell, he can smell it—he is absolutely going to do it.
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Declan Rice...
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Still cannot get over the fact that we signed Declan Rice. I'd randomly remember it during the day and a big smile would come across my face.
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How did the referee know to blow a handball from here? Keep in mind that the referee knows that if a VAR review is inconclusive, the onfield decision is kept to. So, again, how did he see the situation so clearly as to blow for a foul that tilts the situation against Arsenal?
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The level that Bukayo Saka went to after this post was incredible. He was in a genuinely world class period, singlehandedly running Arsenal's attack and pushing us on in Europe. Raised his game to raise his team. Not many can do that at 19 years. I'm so happy we have him.
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Yesterday left me dazed. The mental level that this Arsenal team are performing at is incredible. This is supposed to be the youngest team in the league and they are battling like grizzled old veterans for it. A team is nothing but a reflection of its coach. Gracias, Mikel.
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Lionel Messi won the World Cup and people expect the Ballon d'Or to go to a Norwegian striker. Please, be sane. It's Lionel Messi.
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Oluwabukayomi, you're a star ✨
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Arsenal have beaten Manchester City twice now in two straight competitive games. Havertz and Rice have been integral to those wins. City killers.
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That pat on the back after breaking his legs is killing me.
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I can tell why Saka was underrated by many. He's a technical minimalist: doesn't add fluff, not very explosive. He plays as his personality: grounded, quiet, but sure. You almost don't notice he's there but he is always handing his papers in on time and getting straight As.
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Gabriel Jesus in the Champions League is a monster. Saka, little genius. Martinelli is a space eater. Arsenal's front 3 is built for Champions League nights.
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Only Arsenal can play this well for this long and still have people struggling to admit they're the best team in the league.
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That's the Aubameyang I know from his last Arsenal season.
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This is Arsenal Football Club, the home of culture.
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Pep Guardiola wanted Jude Bellingham and Declan Rice. What a sick, sick manager 😭😭😭. While you all were there wondering if Jude was good enough and if Declan Rice could pass, this bald man already knew the future. This is his secret genius.
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Fabio Vieira scared me today. And he played for my team. Just looked like a complete monster on the pitch among everyone. You felt something was going to happen every time he touched the ball. Aura of a shark. Time to start.
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Everyone is just gonna ignore how Kai Havertz came on and absolutely dominated Thiago and Colwill in the air?
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This is Arsenal's coach on Ben White. If I said this on Twitter (dw, I already said it), you'd all accuse me of bias.
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I just saw Rice fire a line breaker then instantly win two tackles in two different directions under 5 seconds.
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These two guys...
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They are picking apart Chelsea's UCL core and their fans are having a laugh about it. Direct competitors each taking a starter from your team in the same window... and you think you are winning. God. What a fanbase.
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The reason we look creatively worse is because we are experimenting, with ideas of integrating Havertz (around the box) and bypassing the 2nd phase (straight from buildup to final 3rd). These ideas are meant to make us a better, more versatile team with many ways of playing. 🧵
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😂. Lisandro Martinez absolutely has more meme potential than Maguire. His form in errors is so funny.
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This is literally Henry, no?
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I am extremely lucky and grateful to have caught Arteta's Arsenal rebuild. I learnt a lot of football watching his team. He basically wrote a curriculum on how to build a Manchester City from scratch and no one paid attention.
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Apart from that Southampton goal, this was the most carthatic moment of the season for Arsenal.
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There is only one monster. There is only one Rice.
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Everyone that has complained about what Arsenal and Arteta are trying to do this season tactically now look like fools.
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How many strikers in the world do this?
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Pedri has such beautiful legs. They are hypnotic, rubbery, extensible and so proportionately balanced. Like a pair of soggy Spaghetti strands.
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Imagine Salah against that highline... He would have finished that match with only his socks on after 16 celebrations
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Arsenal's two 1-nil losses this season have been entirely determined at away grounds by the whistle of an old boys association. I think Arsenal will be alright.
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Dawg, top players across Europe must be watching this team and texting their agents 45 minutes in.
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One of the best channel and isolation defenders in the game. Basically responsible for locking down Arsenal's left hand side in transition. Garden wall CB. No way through the sides.
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Which holding midfielder in history has ever moved like this?
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People talk about Aaron Ramsdale like he's some shit goalkeeper. Well, he's just dropped a MOTM performance in a Derby match against three of Europe's best finishers. And he is leading Arsenal to a title at 24 years of age. 24.
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It was in this moment that Deschamps knew Saliba was the man for France. Look at how he was sizing him up. Couldn't believe his eyes. A 6'4 kid giant.
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Nobody among our rivals give any credit to Benjamin White, yet they are quick to mock him because of Rashford's annual banger. Manchester City and Liverpool. They pretend they never see him look like the player he is.
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Arsenal gave No. 14 to an academy graduate and you people were not scared. 😭
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As you can see, I have become time itself.
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My best prediction is that Liverpool lose by a 2+ goal margin.
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Gabriel Maghalaes has got to be the most dominant centreback in the oppo box in Europe.
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“Call my name and I shall respond. The days will rise and the nights shall fall, but I shall not leave my post. I shall stand and stand into the centuries be.”
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City's best season so far since the Centurions and Tottenham's best ever start in history and both are 5 and 8 points behind Arsenal respectively, with Arsenal playing one less game than Tottenham. Arsenal are also the youngest team in the league. Incredible. Just incredible.
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