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football recruitment as an investigation into truth & reality.

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@nonewthing
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Ousmane Diomandé has a lean and compact body type, but with a large, dynamic and extensible range of motion. He possesses extreme standing force and can extend that force to a big area without leaving a spot. This is the same physical profile that belongs to Eduardo Camavinga
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What is this? 😭😭😭
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This is level where Salah's talent ceases. This is the level of the gods.
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Wtf was that pass man.
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You will never believe.
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1 year
Kobbie Mainoo's England competition isn't Jude Bellingham, it's this guy.
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Shut up the Bernabeu breh.
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Virgil Van Dijk. You, sir, are retiring in history as the best defender my eyes have ever seen.
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Pedri controls tempo, Jude Bellingham decides matches.
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Don't make a mistake about it. That was an Hall of Fame performance from Oleksander Zinchenko.
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I never lied to you about football.
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1 year
Kobbie Mainoo's England competition isn't Jude Bellingham, it's this guy.
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Arsenal fans were right
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Van de Ven is the last man and he pulls back Sarr who looks to be in on goal. The free-kick is awarded but only a yellow given. #CPFC // #CRYTOT.
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Probably the most technically talented backline since Pep era Barca.
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2 years
There's no leftback left in the league that can contain Bukayo Saka. It is over. He is the best.
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PR ruins everything. And Foden PR has singlehandedly destroyed an England tournament.
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is this even real? what are these passing angles?.
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Still our biggest UCL win ever .
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8 months
Haaland has scored 50 like this, but we understand.
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City paying the refs as per👍🏼.
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Everyone has had to accommodate Foden in this team. —Kane playing without his signature runner.—Jude Bellingham forced to play LW.—Saka has been forced to play wingback . All for nothing. A tournament wasted on proving a 2nd-tier talent.
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List of managers who have achieved 89+ points in the history of the PL. Sir Alex Ferguson .Arsene Wenger .Pep Guardiola .Jurgen Klopp.Jose Mourinho .Mikel Arteta. Arteta is 41 years old.
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Race already over. WTF!.
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Mo Salah! This is the season we catch you!
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Ballon d'Ors are about stories, not performances. And Erling Haaland has written the most boring script ever in the same year Lionel Messi, the Lionel Messi, wrote his greatest.
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Select what works. Play what works. Not what is hyped by the media.
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Why Are Arsenal So Good?. Part of it is 'the basketball rule.'. Mikel Arteta and his team of young ballers are drawing inspiration from basketball to power themselves to an unprecedented title challenge against Pep Guardiola's Manchester City. A Mighty Thread 👇.
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Arsenal are, quite comfortably, the best team in the world.
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4 months
Isn't it remarkable, how every team on this list is applauded, except Arsenal?
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9 months
I guess we have to find a smaller legend for Saka to catch. Maybe Riyad Mahrez or something. Cause this one's an alien.
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The Egyptian King. Simply incredible.
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Barca are the biggest club in the world even though they have fewer trophies than Real Madrid because to think about football is to think about Barca.
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It is not just aura. It is the stuff of history. Declan Rice is aura and history in one body. England's future. Arsenal's present. And 105 million of the king's finest.
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Kane needs runners .Palmer needs to play inside.Foden needs God.Gordon needs to be fed in transition. Saka needs nothing. Just give him a block of wood to bounce the ball off.
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Boy, Saka is just miles better than all the other England attackers.
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Ronaldo is not bad. People just expect too much of him now at this age. He is simply nothing but a box CF now. Just feed him balls in the box and he'll score.
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100 wins. First managerial post. 1st in the Premier League. Youngest team in the league. This is what you call greatness. An all-timer manager in the making. Mikel Arteta, take a bow.
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Saka and Salah going machine for machine in this league
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Why is Liverpool such an unattractive destination for elite, in-demand players?. I thought it was all about the trophies you win?.
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Only 3 strikers in the league have been more productive than Kai Havertz since he moved to CF at Arsenal. Isak—37.Haaland—35.Watkins—30.Havertz—29. Never appreciated, never praised. Only his misses are highlighted.
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Jürgen Klopp fought against a nation state and won. Never forget that. 💔.
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This is hilarious. 😂. Took the ball off him like a child.
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And that is why Declan Rice is going to retire an all-timer. He's just got it. That captain's aura. You can see it. Nights in Moscow, Munich and Manchester. 90+5 winners, 55-yard screamers, heroic tackles again and again to ring the drums of history. He's got it—Mr. Declan Rice.
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Argentina has a white supremacy complex. Anyone who's interacted with their fans on here would know. Uninhibited racism.
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Erling Haaland accumulated 0.00(xG) against Arsenal this evening.
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I don't think Maguire has ever looked this memeable and funny in his errors. Look at him here. He looks like a blind old man in New York City trying to cross a street in rush hour all by himself.
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Arsenal just scored 15 goals in one week and rival fans are running Stoke City propaganda. .
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I don't know how people watched Lionel Messi ball for 15 years, playing like an impossible dream come true and decide that a hattrick against Tottenham is what's going to determine their GOAT. People need to rate their own intelligence more.
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This is a top of the shelf finish. Ordinary strikers do not move like this. Absolutely incredible, the confidence to do this. Wow!.
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I don't know what you can say against it but this is the best CB on the planet. Everything about him just screams AURA. VVD's heir, no doubt.
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Here is Saka going past an entire team to open the score but because he's not light skinned or pacy, he doesn't move certain men on Twitter. 25 G/A last season to match Mané and Sane's best ever EPL seasons. 17 in 19 this season. 22 years of age. 22.
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You can't name 3 better wingers in the world. Vinicius Junior, Rafael Leao, Bukayo Saka. Those are the best 3 in the game.
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What Arteta is doing with Mikel Merino. If it was Pep Guardiola, they would be writing articles about him changing football.
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There's no way you are not special if this is your debut for Arsenal. Nketiah at 18.
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Football won tonight ❤️❤️❤️.
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Pedri Gonzalez is the best central midfielder in the world. There are no arguments. All you need are 5 minutes.
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Those freekicks were so beautiful bro. They felt like arrows from God. Divine creations into the heart of evil.
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PSV beat Liverpool and Juventus this season. They have not lost at home in the UCL for 3 straight years now. Until Arsenal came visiting.
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Mainoo slander hit-piece halfway through the match, Saka put up as the poster boy for England's loss. Remember how they treated Raheem Sterling, too. The hate lives on.
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Arsenal would have done this at the Etihad. But PGMOL wanted Liverpool to win the title.
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Do you now understand why Pep Guardiola, Thomas Tuchel and Mikel Arteta were all ready to drop 100 million for Declan Rice?. Do you now understand how crazy effective he is? How he can dominate the best players in the world like it's nothing?. Do you now understand?
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Bring him home, Mikel. Anchor that midfield for the next 10 years.
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I'm struggling to see why this is not the GOAT GK. He is an anomaly. No keeper should move like this. Gives me nearly the same feelings as watching Messi at times.
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This is a cartoon player. The laws of the game do not apply to him at all.
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93 minutes and he looks like he just went outside for some fresh air. You just know he's going to be the best in the world.
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Villa's flat win today is PGMOL punishing Mikel Arteta, players, the Arsenal board of directors and trustees and the fans for daring to question the credibility of an old boys institution without any diversity, honesty or capacity to not narrate games. This is PGMOL's rebuttal.
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“League has fallen off.”. I promise you, between the pressure of rising prices, your grind, TikTok, etc, you have simply lost the ability to genuinely appreciate things as they happen.
@tha_CEO_
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PL 24/25 - August
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Porto wanted to play. Arsenal wanted to win. That is all 👍🏼.
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AND IT IS HIMMM. THE MAN THAT WAS PROPHESIED TO WIN IT!!
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Arsenal didn't score 4 but don't get it wrong: that was a humiliation. Chelsea were outfought, outballed, outclassed, completely dominated and humiliated at Stamford Bridge in front of their home fans today. And one man built the team that did it. His name? Mikel Arteta.
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You watch tonight and you understand why the likes of Martinez, Konaté, Romero, top CBs in their own right, should never be compared to William Saliba. What he does at his age, how he's pushed this team to title contenders in a new league, how he plays. Virgil Van Dijk's heir.
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Arsenal were going to seriously batter City if not for that red card. Referees had to come in 😂.
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I have never seen humiliation like this.
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@SamLee
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They're playing 'Humble' by Kendrick at FT.
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Arsenal have basically bitched Liverpool in front of the world today. Reminiscent of City reeling Arsenal in last season. Just basically a show of all-round superiority.
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“It's a. desgracia.”.
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Declan Rice aura-ed Liverpool at Anfield. Legendary moment.
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People will tell you that it was a boring game. But that 2nd half was the highest level of football tactically and physically. Two of the most athletic teams in the world, the best defences in Europe, coached by the best tactical minds. what did you expect? A goalfest?.
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KAI HAVERTZZZZ!
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their father
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@LFCDrewski
𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙠𝙞
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Whatever you call these
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Kompany watching the level of the manager Bayern sacked on a whim and realizing inverting the fullbacks may not be enough
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We will never forget.
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ARSENALLLLLL! A TEAM BUILT IN THE GLORIOUS IMAGE OF MIKEL ARTETA!. EUROPE, ARE YOU WATCHING???
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William Saliba is a POTY contender.
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How Liverpool won the Premier League
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Arsenal are the best team in the country.
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This is the 20-year-old winger they are comparing to Bowen and Kuluveski.
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VVD's violent conduct this season with no cards. 1. Double stamps Havertz off the ball.2. Shoulder slams Gordon’s head.3. Plants his studs into Solanke’s calf.4. Throws elbow into Ouattara’s head.5. Now, another elbow into Richarlison. When will it stop?.
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Enzo's pricing destroyed the CM/DM market. When it was Pogba for 86, it was at least Paul Labile Pogba. When it was Frenkie De Jong, we were talking about 80. When Aurelin Tchouameni was to move, he moved for 86. But Chelsea had to get their guy, yunno, and for what?.
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Gabriel Jesus. What a player. Never lets the standards down. His work enables us to play where we have no right to. Leadership, work rate, quality and bravery. A revelation from the heavens.
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This is the difference between Liverpool and Arsenal as clubs. One is for artists, dreamers and romantics. Acts like it. The other belongs to the worst of the working class. Acts like it.
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It must be the referees. - Liverpool fans.
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On aggregate:. Liverpool (1.98) 1-1 (5.33) PSG.
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Bukayo Saka has equalled Sadio Mane's and Leroy Sane's highest G/A seasons in the Premier League at 21 years of age. Next generation.
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Kai Havertz is 24. UCL winner. Never injured. False 9 + targetman capacity. Runs in behind as well as Haaland & Nunez. Can play deeper. Comfortable receiving on either flank & between the lines. Absolute bastard at winning duels, fouls and setpieces. Clutch performer. Hmm.
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No refereeing conspiracies against Arsenal football club. Definitely not. Season after season after season. Ignore what happened in just two games so far. Ignore.
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“and”
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They were angry at Arsenal for drawing 2-2 with 10 men at the Etihad. They are now angry at Arsenal for winning 5-1 at home. The common denominator is Arsenal. They hate that we are good. And this is the last gimmick they have.
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Are Arsenal. the best team in the world?.
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If that was Xhaka. I swear the FA would have banned his children from playing sports.
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And that is Bukayo Saka for you. You simply cannot fully control him 90 minutes. You do your best and pray it is enough for the day. Marc Cucurella thought he'd seen the best of him last two games at the Bridge. Bukayo assisted the decisive goal both times. It was not enough.
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Suarez was unquestionably, unquestionably, a much better striker than Benzema. Don't let Ballon d'Ors outside of the Messi-Ronaldo era deceive you. These two eclipsed a whole generation of great players.
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They got what they wanted. Just like at Brighton. Please remember that Arsenal should have 15 points this season if not for officials forcibly intervening in games. That they only have 11 points is how Pep wins the league. Same scenarios last season at Newcastle and Villa.
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Those freekicks were so beautiful bro. They felt like arrows from God. Divine creations into the heart of evil.
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That demonic lowblock at the Bernabeu after a setpiece goal.
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Saka is the best player in the world right now.
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Phillip Lahm gave advice to ‘stop’ some of the best wingers in the world (Vinicius: ‘Push him wide’/Yamal: ‘Get him on his weak foot,’) but when it came to Saka, he folded his arm and dropped his head. ‘Just cut off his supply if you can.’. This is how they talked about Messi.
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Next game he wins, you hear Arteta comparisons.
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Aston Villa last 6 games:. 4 losses.2 draws.0 wins
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Kai Havertz gets on the pitch and immediately forces 2 goals. I said your haters will apologize!
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We played more through the middle today than in any other game of the season. No Partey, no Jesus, no Zinchenko, no Saka. But there was a certain No. 10 on the pitch. He came from the Arsenal and the Arsenal is in his blood. His name is Emile, Emile Smith-Rowe!
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When we are 3-0 up by the 60th minute tomorrow >>>.
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