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Diet Coke kills your microbiome, Classic Coke kills your liver, Bolivian Coke kills your boredom.
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@skooookum
the one with lower charge gives its energy to the stronger one, thus improving chances of survival for the species
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@AlwaysInAmerica
This is an unnecessary hit piece. Only the service cars are fords because they need long range, reasonable price and good reliability.
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a fake email job is not all that desirable. you'll work 1h a day and be bored out of your mind for $150k a year. it's like premium unemployment
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@historyinmemes
so a house is around 2x the annual income? wtf is it now 20x? what changed?
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LVMH consolidated luxury to a point where we don't have luxury anymore. Last man standing is Hermès and a couple of diamond dealers against cookie-cutter commodity chic that is bankrupting the middle class and forcing wealthy people shop for vintage and employing a tailor
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boob size discourse is completely pointless. if he likes you, your boobs are perfect. full stop
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Nicotine is amazing. It’s one of the most perfect mood stabilizers and antidepressants known to man. Its brand is tarnished because all common delivery methods cause cancer, but maybe we should just add it to energy drinks
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It’s often shocking how little rizz hot girls have. Check the Tinder conversations of a hot friend. I bet the IRS is better at texting
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i don’t get the FIRE people. you retire at 40 and then what?
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@GarrettLake11
@historyinmemes
you make much more than the avg and them houses are much less than the avg
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@PeetingDisorder
@justanowlet
To manipulate people like that you need to establish a strong connection first.
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@itsurboyevan
Pornhub buying itself with a made up holding, is the financial equivalent of faking an orgasm while masturbating
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@DonellaVolkova
Two problems:
1) why is he overcommitting so quickly?
2) $800 is uncanny valley of espresso machines. It’s either sub 400 or >2k. He’s a show-off stay away
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I think stereotypes are dangerous, but I have yet to meet a man who has enough of this and is unhappy
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can't we just bundle up all the credit card debt and student loans and sell them in tranches to willing buyers at the current fair market price?
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About 90% of what you think are emotions are, in fact, blood sugar fluctuations
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how much bigger is the docusign workforce than officially reported?
1000 to one, 2000 to one… at least a billion people are working there right now
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god made weed so that people with bad ideas don’t have the energy to act on them
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@VCBrags
I don’t think you understand what our boy here just said. With $20 million you are practically homeless. With $0 you at least have a shot at making some serious dough. Like $20 million
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When your MD thinks you’re gay, they give you one of these rainbow keyboards
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Deleted all dating apps. Doing it the old fashioned way now: working myself to death in eternal solitude while easing the crushing pain of existence with prime ribeyes and single malt scotch
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Why are hot girls with IQs over 130 so depressed? What’s going on in there?
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millennial men are undateable. if you're looking for a husband, you'll need to go after a boomer or a zoomer
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Meth is the most potent energy-boosting aid in the world, but only if used correctly. Here are ten tips for optimally using meth in your professional and social life. 👇👃
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@PeetingDisorder
I m sorry, I thought the comment was appropriate but I guess I did not understand the question in the first place.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ
Not true. My BF just drove up with an unmarked Van, dragged me in and drove to our new house. It was scary at first but now I am really happy.
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People who order a single coffee drink via DoorDash have lost control of their lives
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hotels could kill airbnb in one minute by adding kitchens to their suites
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men finally grow up when they make peace with the fact that all women are incredibly annoying
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The male version of friendzoning is turning you into an unpaid therapist
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@energybants
When it became clear that Germany can‘t become the most powerful nation anymore, they decided to become the most clownish nation instead
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It’s terrible that DocuSign is laying off 6% of its workforce. That is almost 40 million people. It will overwhelm the social system in ways not seen since the Great Depression
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Men can fall in love in one second and unloving takes years. For women it’s the exact opposite
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@UmarBzv
Not really a big deal. If you bought $800 of potatoes in 1976 it would be worth $200 billion now.
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Btw, I’m unfollowing anyone who shames this ftx chick for being ugly. There really is so much other material. It’s so classless and cheap and boring to dunk on a girl over her looks
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When a hot girl falls for an ugly dude everyone is pissed. She is pissed at herself, her friends are pissed, the other dudes are pissed, her mom is pissed, even people just passing by are pissed
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men are really afraid of having no hair when they should actually be afraid of having no money
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@anammostarac
It’s funny how people pretend a million is a major achievement. It’s like the real starting point
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@fasc1nate
This is the WeWork in Mogadishu. Adam Neumann sold it to the company fir $2 Billion in 2021
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instagram is depressed people pretending to be happy; twitter is happy people pretending to be depressed
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@fasc1nate
When you get in great shape in the summer, you can also experience a Major Dick Winter
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@bit_christ
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Lots of supercomp wagies have no idea about investing. Also being all-in on their employers stock is not uncommon
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i was just fired from boeing. i was in charge of ensuring hr does not kill the whistleblower over some loose bolts
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@PeetingDisorder
The best women talk simultaneously over each other and just briefly pause to nod
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I think I’m starting to understand the psychology of men; If you randomly send them any kind of heart or kissing emoji they will fall in love with you
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turning 30 is not the end of your life btw; it‘s actually the start
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How insecure do you have to be to be afraid of “double texting”. Shoot as it comes coward. I like my men to triple, even quintuple text. Show me that you like me. We are all going to die, so who cares?
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