Based Brando (redemption era)
@legit_scumbag
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Joined December 2017
Imagine you and ur wife dedicate your bodies to science and this is how they do y’all
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Holy fuck Māori people are so beast. she literally picked that chick up and ran with her lmfao
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She died two years ago around this month. She was so fucking funny. Sometimes I think if I could go back I really could have saved her but I know I have to accept she just didn’t wanna be here.
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Blud out here posted up looking non-binary as fuck.
I was exhausted after training all day! More training this week!
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Ur in her dms, I am eating five corn dogs for breakfast l
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They gunna create the coolest white person ever.
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This is the worst TikTok I’ve ever seen
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This is actually worse than being a homeless heroin addict.
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We do it so much we making art outta it. Behold the cocaine shrimp
it’s kinda insane how many people do or have done coke?????? like am i oblivious because wtf are y’all thinking ???????.
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White people have no drip.
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Lame ass party I woulda been with the greasers and the baddies.
Thread of what everyday life used to look like. 1. Teenagers at a party in Tulsa, Oklahoma, 1947.
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Indian TikTok spittin straight facts 🗣
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Yup I got no anger In my heart shoutout to sprouts for keeping me as long as they did with all my abscences and callouts. That was a good company to work for and at least I got some cool merch
Fuck I slept for only three hours but was thru 25 alarms and I’m Forsure about to head into work and get fired.
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I guess just to clarify here , she didn’t explicitly take her own life . She was a heroin addict , we both were . I met her while we were both clean and we started dating for a couple months. she ended up relapsing super hard . I tried to help her I paid her rent and moved in.
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This is worse than being a full blown homeless alcoholic tbh
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This kratom shit was the beginning of the end ha I wish I could go back in time and beat the fuck outta myself for ever touching that shit.
Beautiful day fucking day for some Kratom and a beard lineup by my new Moroccan barber
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This what ur Cheesecake Factory server doing in the bathroom while ur food is ready for the table.
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Bro is wearing a bandanna on his head
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More cocaine art just dropped yall here is the cocaine giraffe
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11 days clean from H ( I still feel like dogshit)
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Wow this the most advanced Down syndrome guy I ever seen
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There has never been a worse tweet than this
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Whole gc roasting me bc I wrote this new bio sincerely
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Stealing my exact tweet word for word is actually gayer than having sex with another man.
going grocery shopping with your wife while wearing a turtle neck, hair gel, and tonguing a toothpick is actually gаyer than having sеx with another man.
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Women what’s stopping you from getting these nails ?
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Getting into some culinary stuff on Insta!! Love this chicks recipes !!
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Just found out my ex who relapsed died yesterday . I'm so fucking sad rn man.
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She taught me me how to drive today lol
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@kirawontmiss Stealing my tweet word for word is actually gayer than having sex with another man
Walking around a grocery store with ur wife while wearing a tucked in turtle neck and tonguing a toothpick is actually gayer than having rough anal sex with another man as a bottom.
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Jesus fucking Christ bro I just had to bust my roommates door down to pry the air duster out of his gfs hands to get her to stop hitting it that was traumatic as fuck and she bit the fuck outta me.
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This is what white trash do lol. Not talk about class warfare.
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Reasons why I’m single
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I’ve been working here for two years and I always eat these little pieces of bread outta this box in the corner till last week … a server told me that box is for the pieces that fell onto the ground …
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My bro started making art with cocaine lol behold the cocaine gator tail
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@YSufferer Yeah no one can survive off 20k a year unless ur like twelve Venezuelans renting one house.
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My old Honduran fentanyl dealer updated his Facebook profile photo
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Eating one pound of ground taco meat with siracha and sour cream . This is man dinner
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*hitting on a fat girl* so you like food?.
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Actual footage of people who walk into the Cheesecake Factory and pay 40 bucks for a fettuccine Alfredo with chicken
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Damn this is blowing up kinda. If any ladies in Denver wanna hit the rock climbing gym with me I’m 6’2 hmu.
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Look at this new emoji and don’t laugh challenge
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How it feels to post about my 11 days clean from h as a grown ass 33 year old fuckup
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Walking around a grocery store with ur wife while wearing a tucked in turtle neck and tonguing a toothpick is actually gayer than having rough anal sex with another man as a bottom.
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100 likes and I will get this as my first tattoo
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Korean guy gave me two of these cigs wouldn’t take my dollar. Cool ass guy with a hard fit . Smoothest cig I’ve ever had lol
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This off the dome pickup line was a fuckin banger idc
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This is gaining a little traction and I just want to say that I was a foster kid myself I went into foster care at age 8… and you know what I needed ? Love , that’s what these kids need man love and a whole lot of it . Shouldn’t be hard to understand . This shit makes me sick.
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Crazy how every homeless person was once a baby with people who cared for it.
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If you slip up, that’s ok 90% of us do. Just get back on the right path. Find your PASSIONS. I don’t care if it’s cooking, snorkeling, dancing, making dumb twitter memes at 3 am(me) . choose something man. Fuck opiates, CHOOSE LIFE 🔥.
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This Celtic Iron Age helmet goes hard af
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A series of unfortunately large breasts.
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I can’t believe a stripper got sexualized wtf is wrong with this world Smh hate it here
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We met in sober living and then when she relapsed I wrote that pinned tweet for her, I moved into her apartment and paid her rent and I tried to do everything I could till I had to leave cuz she really wasn't about to change. And now she's fucking dead how incredibly sad that.
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If you look like this please dm me immediately
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Zendaya and Tom Holland combined weigh max ten pounds.
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You vs the guy she told u not to worry about
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This gotta be my favorite Jewish name bros name is literally a slur
Y’all got a favorite Jew?.
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She really was funny lmao I still think of this meme she made all the time
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Before this blows up , for context I don’t wanna generalize an entire group of people I just think this thing rlly looks like this thing lol u can’t deny they look similar as fuck
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When my situationship ghosts me for 12 hours.
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BE EASY. All the pain and emotion you’ve been blocking out with the drugs is gunna hit u all at once. You are going to hate yourself and be ashamed. Be proud of yourself. This W is within your grasp now King (or queen).
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I still have my flaggers liscence so I’ll just have to be up at 4 am to get sent out on flagger jobs from the day labor spot… Ill be good.
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Freaky Friday but it’s a black dude and a white dude switching bodies. White dude in the black guys body saying dude every three words. black dude in the white guys body saying the soft A and constantly getting beat up.
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She was so cool man im so fucked up rn I can't stop crying and watching this.
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