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By 2030, I would like to have native-level fluency in these 6 languages: Spanish, Italian, German, Mandarin Chinese, Russian and Arabic. I understand Spanish and Italian, and my German is broken. I only know basic words in the last three. Fingers crossed this comes to fruition.🤞
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@manifestedmoney @everymovieplug You'd find out very quickly why they're locked up in there and not out on the streets.
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@FlyBoyBlac @queentingsx How could ANYONE have possibly come up with the term "baby batter"? 😂😭
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@speakmercedesj Ms. Mercedes after every tweet.
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@akusifatin @Sxma__El This cat is literally about to speak. 🤣
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@DailyLoud Proof that the cameraman is indestructible even in the event of a nuclear strike.
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@CursedFootball This isn't real, is it? An admin thought to tweet a result when the game hadn't ended? 😭
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@Aburada28 @Acedouglas1 From betting addict to beating addict. Your matter complex, Aje.
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@nypost Maybe just let her go?
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@raphousetv2 All I read was that he refused to be caught lacking and honestly I'm happy for him.
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@youngkija Yikes. Career over before it's even begun. If this is true, not one big club would touch these ones no matter how good their football is.
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@piersmorgan @MrHarryCole Freedom to infect everyone, you mean? With the entry of the Delta variant into play, I think an additional month is reasonable. What's with the rush anyway?
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@FrankKhalidUK Different leagues. Different intensity. Lukaku walked that league last season tells you all you need to know.
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@nypost Wild. Charge them as adults and give them 35 to life
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@JohnBennettBBC @FreddhyKoula Bruh even Covid itself would need a mask in that crowd. Congrats, Senegal.
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@MMouse44073558 @Joyce_Karam You got all this from looking at a 50 second video? Tell us more!
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@DefenceU You might as well ask for nuclear weapons at this point.
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@BBCBreaking The punishment doesn't fit the crime. Something is amiss here.
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@sabawit99 @chefdelow @ccyanz @Siraxj It's a whole grown ass, 30 year old adult woman. What's gross about that? If that's not your thing then look away. What's gross is you trying to dictate to others how to live their own damn lives. It's always the miserable single ladies that have sum to say. 🙄
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@SkySportsNews Game me a scare for a second.
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@ESPNFC If England had gone on to win the last World Cup, we would've been reminded about it every day for years and years to come so he's not wrong.
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@Beautay4 @juiicee_bx @vibes__N May we not hustle to be licenced as a pilot only to be called a security man. 😔
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@Maemunah___ I'm Christian, but I find this very blinkered and quite frankly disgraceful. How does her covering her hair all the time prevent her from doing her job? @Revolutionplus1 needs to come online and explain this decision because it smacks of religious intolerance to me.
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@chgunns @FabricBlack @Zuzzlepulver1 @NagarJitendra I'm sure swords aren't allowed either, only stick and stones.
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@idrisadey @akingbadegroup @kayodebakre8 This is one of the few times this expression really needed to be used.
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@TundeTASH Germany has an aging population and depends on migration to keep the economy going. Nice country, easy language to learn (If your first language is English), and good wages. You also get permanent residence relatively faster than some of these other big players. Good luck!
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@eniturn @GuyLikePromise @volqx @Dlaureate @pattyamakaa @AsiwajuLerry @pengmanmodel @DannyWalta @UgwunnaEjikem @UncleMohamz @shank_comics @Akortainment Very commendable, but those naira notes are germ repositories and should've been kept away from the spoons which are likely not going to be washed before use.
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@SkySportsNews I don't always agree with Keane has a point here. Saka shouldn't be taking such a decisive penalty. I don't know if he's ever taken one before at senior level. Responsibility rests squarely on Southgate's shoulders. Worst substitution in football history
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@FinchoEl @DailyLoud That man was screaming for his dad towards the end before the final fatal chomp on his head, same dad who was watching his son get devoured from the shore. He was screaming right until he was pulled under.
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@CNN Again, pro-Palestine doesn't equal antisemitism.
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@piersmorgan The former guy caused everything you're seeing today. He struck the deal with the Talibán.
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@Wizarab10 Bet365 called me back in 2017 to tell me they were banning me. Reason? I was losing too much and chasing my losses. Is it your money?? No joke, my balance was refunded and my account closed.
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@davidcorbett74 @RichieMcCormack The first coronavirus reconnaissance caught on tape.
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@amk262 @Itshosniye The French are responsible for designing some of the most barbaric torture tools in history.
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@Ogamaestro Difficult to take any of these lists seriously because I know Nigerians are typically lazy employees. For others, getting a job means it's time to work. For Nigerians, it's mission accomplished, time to put feet up.
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@beaniebranch @PinkYetiCup You need to be investigated 😭.
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@Peeceeofficial @MhideBanks @marcelnkpokiti @AfamDeluxo @DavidHundeyin Exactly what David was saying, a master in the art of doublespeak.
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@Letter_to_Jack @olafrika This guy's speed is deceptive. The amount of ground those long legs are covering makes it look like he isn't fast plus he is also conserving energy. Even antelope no do reach this one
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@BBCBreaking First they came after his premiership, now they've come after his life. This is what happens when you tell the US "NO".
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@nypost Reduce death row wait times.
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@shalomdfirst Carrying newborn babies. If it's younger than 6 months, please keep them away from me.
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@pr_darshan @InternetH0F He said nigga I don't care about your depressed ass, hop in let's go.
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@favogbuji I'm not surprised because this is an epidemic involving Igbo women. I believe him, but husbands should do more in the face of this terrible maltreatment of housemaids by their wives. Some are genuinely unaware, others just look away, docile, complicit. Igbo women DO BETTER!!! 🤮
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@NikTeezy I watched her run and she's something special. Plus she seems to be battling personal demons and these type are usually the more determined. Wish her luck because she'll need it against Fraser-Pryce.
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@piersmorgan Prince Andrew sweating buckets right about now.
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@CNN I don't know about you guys but these sentences are lenient AF.
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@sode_olusola Aren't you supposed to secure accomodation before you even travel?
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@KyivIndependent SpaceX isn't a charity organisation.
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@ZelenskyyUa You're a warmonger trying to rope every country possible into a war that might end us all. You're patently evil and a coward.
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@nypost Cut and dried self defense. Next
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@mtgreenee Are you going to refund all that donation money💰? You stood no chance.
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@goal People nominating Jorginho obviously do not know how the Balón D'or works. It's not enough to win trophies, you also need to be exceptional in the team, something which Jorginho clearly wasn't. Messi and Lewandoski in there. I don't know who the third is.
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@SkySportsNews Send a player home so he doesn't put you under pressure by playing well. Nice logic 👌
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@mixeduppasha @_domeniccc @TKOMGdotnet @huhsaywut @DMVFollowers Because holy cow?? The whole thing was so nonchalant, and the security guard who was supposedly maced was suddenly able to see after they'd left and gave "chase"?
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@IanWright0 @buchi_mana I think I speak for everyone when I say Wrighty is easily the most likeable football legend across clubs. I don't even support Arsenal.
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@TMZ Might sound discriminatory but it's ultimately the right decision. Spin it however you want but facts show that transgender athletes have a significant advantage.
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@Blackestsheep @Frediculous It's wild to me that this person died in 1996 on Mount Everest and has been frozen in place ever since. How does his family feel knowing he's just lying there...evergreen?
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@Brick_Suit I think I speak for a lot of people when I say we need Trump back in the White House. More swagger, less shuffling.
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@Lego_lova @dagurlJT The entitlement here is making me dizzy.
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@FallForMy @kyylareneee We can laugh all we want but this shit is low-key sad.
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@Jaahid17 @CFC__Makka Not just sponsors. Promotion to the EPL from the championship is worth at least £150m (at least pre-covid) from which the club can upgrade their facilities. The EPL is the richest league in the world for a reason.
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@Sigmamale6969 @Its_Jyggy @writtenbyirene You should be asking what she did to him 45 years ago.
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@nypost No one fully understands the virus yet.
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@damstarJ @prettyfknnuts What I read: Threats Threats More threats Final threat.
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@ESPNFC The best North American football export (of all time) is Clint Dempsey. These guys can't lace his boots
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@TMZ What happens to the kids? That's all I'm interested in.
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@_AK47__ @OfficialDreSB @rico56st I think everyone's worst nightmare was realised here.
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@AmyL_IoM @jmally123 I don't think I've ever seen love expressed like this before. This person had such a pure soul.
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@IAPonomarenko Not the best tweet to put out on the day they literally ceded Severodonetsk.
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@kusssman I waited and waited for the funny part. The video is either not complete or I've probably lost my sense of humour.
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@SirSSostenes @weirdterrifying That tiger, as big as it was, managed to conceal itself in that grass till it was ready to pounce. Stealth mode 💯
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@Sentdex Python isn't a good beginner language. There is a reason academic institutions have stuck with the tried and tested OOP languages (C++/Java). Maybe it's now changing, I don't know. There is just so much Python hides from you. It's not enough to just have readable syntax!
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@piersmorgan So Djokovic was deported from Australia because they were concerned he was going to die mid tournament?
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@jayceeayellay @TheSaekoSNOW The voices behind the camera are too calm for this unfolding nightmare. I'd be screaming and hollering and throwing up.
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@goal @lewy_official @FCBayernEN He set the bar so high that people now think it's normal. They'll shout "farmer's league" but then he replicates it in the Champions League. He is ridiculous.
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@FootyRustling @AndryDipi92 This is shithousery to top all SHITHOUSERY 🤣😂. That being said, I wouldn't watch a game with that much of a delay.
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@catapluma No es que importe, pero tiene 22 años, no 48.
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@olayemi_123 This guy is looking helplessly at the world, and the world is looking right back at him. Someone saw this guy like this and thought it best to take a picture instead of helping him. Even animals don't behave like this. 💔
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@folasanwo This is very funny because I can relate. My 16-month-old nephew has been daring gravity since he started walking by climbing to ridiculous heights and I hope gravity doesn't accept the challenge. When you tell him to come down, he laughs. Okay o!
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@BBCBreaking For anyone wondering what this is about:
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Mixed feelings about yesterday's visit to Buckingham Palace. 10 mins after arriving, a member of staff, Lady SH, approached me, moved my hair to see my name badge. The conversation below took place. The rest of the event is a blur. Thanks @ManduReid & @SuzanneEJacob for support🙏🏾
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@BBCBreaking Nothing to see here, just more war profiteering.
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@BBCBreaking I was not expecting that at all. He was all but sentenced on social media. Good for him and hopefully he can get back to doing what he loves, playing football.
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@juleesssy @SaycheeseDGTL I'm honestly sick of these OF accounts that piggyback on stories like these with the most dumb replies to drive traffic to their whore trade. These people are the real losers of society.
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@NBAMemes Show me a bigger red flag than a woman refusing to or dithering over signing a prenup. 🚩🚩
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@ESPNFC I'm sure Ronaldo was not their designated penalty taker. I'm sick of all the hype
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@midchieffer "You're gonna hate me". You bet I am! BLOCKED. Avoiding stress while preserving mental health.
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@halncholy @haltercroptop @neptunesdivinee They probably got another phone. That's dedication.
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@mtgreenee Yikes. Marjorie Taylor Grift.
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@HarleyShah I condemn physical violence against women but people should learn to keep their hands to themselves. I don't even know what's happening here, but the fact that she's been yanked away by her hair by a fellow woman tells me she was up to no good. The man felt disrespected in public
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@KyivIndependent The same Bakhmut that was described as insignificant is now the cause of significant losses to retake. Not adding up.
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@mtgreenee It's now a crime in the eyes of Republicans to lose gracefully.
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@Druski2Funny You can only laugh like that when you've got lots of zeros in your bank account.
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@visegrad24 When these volunteers are captured or killed, we usually hear how they were only involved in distributing aid and helping with evacuations. Well, good luck. They'd be needing it.
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@DangbanaManager She deserved the slap. Very annoying something. I'm sure her brief, frog-voiced intro took away the element of surprise for the celebrant.
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