SamaEl
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How did she manage to make the cats to sit on the chairs like that LOOOL
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Are you actually revising or are you learning for the first time ?
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Me Me
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Going to marry a doctor so I can get discount on health care since NHS is finished
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There needs to be more women's only gym, 100% they're not comfortable around men.
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Don't be dumb and catch feelings in exam season or else you're going to be doing resits 😂
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Tip for university students: make friends with the year above who do your course
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Them: "Where are you ?"
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Me: “I'm 5 minutes away"
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Once you get comfortable dressing like a tramp there's no going back
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If I knew house prices were going to be this expensive I would've started working as soon I was born.
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Them: How's life going ?
Me:
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Gonna teach my daughters that there’s much more to life than male attention
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Really rare you meet a person and you just click, where you’re comfortable with them like you’ve known them your whole life
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Certain girls will wear this on their wedding day
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Dhaal is so peng, if you don’t like it it’s bc your mum can’t cook, sorry not sorry
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All you do is watch Netflix, waste time and complain that you don't revise
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Tech husband & stay at home wife >>>>
lawyer girlfriend and surgeon boyfriend is the best combo 🤏🏽
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When my little sister wears something new she comes into my room and shows it off and I'll be like WAAAAAAW PWEETY ✌🏽🥺🤧
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when u hear "they're stealing our jobs" as u walk past 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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This is an illness
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Are you actually going to the library to work or just waste time ?
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Her: Don't talk to me
Him: Ok
Her: Why are you being like this, don't you care ?
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Remember the days when we use to come back from school and watch Art Attack
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Anemic girls be like:
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Does he actually like you or does he move to anything that breathes ?
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Are you actually going to sleep early or waste your whole night on your phone ?
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"I bet you get loads of DMS"
My DMs:
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You man that need alcohol and drugs to have good time really don't know what a good time is
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Afternoon to all females that weigh less than 60kg, the rest of you go gym
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I've come to a conclusion that you have to be jobless to fall in love
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Losing interest in everything is a sign that you should start focusing on yourself
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So you've done no university work or went lecture this week and you're tired ?
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If he can't change for himself, what makes you think you can change him sis ?
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Transport for London
What’s one item you didn’t realize was expensive until you became adult? 👀
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Those assignments aren't going to finish themselves, so do yourself a favour and exit the app
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How guys chat to multiple girls at the same time
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I thought the chicken was a fat blob of mayo
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