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Pensions actuary. All kinds of theatre in spare time. Empire Done in 60 Seconds competition finalist 6x. Current CODA Chairman.

Joined March 2009
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@HubPointless Ah, but what a great Titania (plus Hippolyta) Gwendoline Christie was.
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@EmmaSzewczak I should dress up as the Building Industry in the Upper Swansea Valley and Its Economic and Social Ramifications, C. 1750-1975, in honour of my mother's book.
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@joetidy I can remember reading about local authorities sending out letters to 104 year olds a few years ago, telling their "parents" that they were expected to start school that year.
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@SteveWa61944159 @Samba9Firmino But he still managed to bowl a maiden over.
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@SussexHenryVIII @UT_MAZ No one expects the Spanish speculation.
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@JShamp_724 @richardjpyne What, once a decade?.
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@fesshole Not clear if the fesser ended up with actual guy or old Tinder match guy, or they are all in a throuple.
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@cabalangjhuds @legendxdaily @MariahCarey "Please stand up, please stand up. ".
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@rjones1907 @MarinaHyde He was made an honorary Vice-Admiral on his 55th birthday, and was expecting to be made an honorary Admiral on his 60th, but the other stuff got in the way. I read the Daily Mail website, so you didn't have to.
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@ArmandDoma But what are they going to wear?
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@fesshole Sounds like he failed to bowl a maiden over.
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@matosman I think the interchange between the Piccadilly Line and Victoria Line at Green Park is longer.
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@MikeMacRaeMike Whoa. Lou Bega was 24 years old when Mambo Number 5 came out! He sounded much older.
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@hansmollman I think I can remember an episode of That's Life 30 ish years ago where they reported this happened in France. Some British tourists parked their car in a quiet side street, which turned out to be where a senior minister lived, and they came back to find the doors blown off.
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@charline84 Thankfully he has been incredibly magnanimous on Instagram.
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@flemingsean @fcampbellhowes There's some corner of a foreign lounge.That is forever England.
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@GSGB01 @Lewisrendell1 @UKLabour Achtung! Here is another photo of today's protest. (5000 tractors just out of sight).
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@dieworkwear It's 17th century tulip bulbs all over again.
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@hwallop "The arrival which brought everlasting midwinter" makes it sound like the mother has just given birth to the White Witch in Narnia.
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@HLThompson93 Is there one of Paddington leading Captain Tom's daughter's spa into the afterlife?.
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@LiamKWalker @GeorgeABrowning @Conservatives They had longer skirts and more cumbersome cameras then.
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@i_zzzzzz The one time I actually spoke to someone about turning their phone off was when I saw A Monster Calls. I was absolutely blubbering at how moving that film was, but a guy a few rows in front of me was still turning phone on every few minutes. I actually went and said, with a.
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@exitthelemming Adding a positive number, you walk forward the number of steps. Subtracting a positive number, you walk backwards the number of steps. Subtracting a negative number, you turn round then walk backwards. So it's the same as walking forwards. You can physically walk on a lawn.
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@sarajmichels @quakerraina St Maud might be the only film I've ever seen where a woman vomits but isn't pregnant. Oh, maybe The Exorcist.
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@CommonGyalPost Not that new.
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@DavePunFun @LolOverruled Have you heard Americans pronounce "oregano"?.
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@upuntil_dawn I mean.
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@xAlexTHFC Maria Sharapova won the women's title at Wimbledon at 17. Olga Korbut won three gymnastics gold medals at the Olympics when she was 17.
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@RichardJMurphy Would he not want to minimise the coverage for his security detail, so staying put in a secure area, giving his bodyguards more of a chance for a Christmas with their families? I think I recall Johnson didn't do that.
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@AlsikkanTV That was nine years after Evil Under The Sun!
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@jodieharsh I like the joke. The grammar pedant in me is starting to stir.
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@HolyGentryJ @SailorSammy93 @BrayFitzsimmons @mxrnie_cm It's all water off a duck's back.
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@fesshole His body had departed, but his sole remained.
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@YeOldeMMRF @chrisjallan @chrislepkowski 38 years ago, the song was raising money to feed people in Ethiopia. Now it's raising money to feed people in our own country. Doesn't feel like progress.
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@DamCou I bet she can even remember which is Ant and which is Dec.
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@melbrown00 I don't think Lisa, the priest in the UK version, would have approved of that.
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@hunleyeric Please note, this is in the US rather than the UK, where copyright law is different. In general in the UK, works become out of copyright the calendar year 70 years after the author's death. e.g. Hemingway won't be out of copyright in the UK until 1 January 2032.
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@InternetH0F Bring back lawyer cat.
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@bonobomindset Tap dancing.
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@fesshole Made for each other.
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@Bagpuss2019 @the_traitors_ Because I don't want to throw my television out of the window.
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@pauljohnsontog @wwgish @KashSeff And it looks even better in black and white.
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@BritishComedy "Make room for new comedy shows"? If they wanted to make room for new comedy shows, could they not show Bargain Hunt fewer than five times a week?.
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@gavinshuker Self deprecating humour with a graph? That deserves a follow.
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@Livvyrach @kingstonwrites Ah yes, aren't the words for humid and gay either the same or v similar in German?. And the words for bus stop and bra are similar too!.
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@slothsaretight3 And the behind the scenes footage! It was a huge sequence.
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@SailorSammy93 We'd never heard of Erin Brockovich, John Nash or James J Braddock, but they were still the subject of successful films.
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@theglamchop If I had an electric one, I wouldn't be here.
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@FilmUpdates I'll be making my way there.
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@anon_opin "Pop music was best when _I_ was a teenager" - everyone.
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@ChrisRugaber Americans should learn the glory of custard made fresh with vanilla pods, and see what they're putting trade barriers in front of.
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@darrenjl Imagine that!
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@DrJamesJBailey @JonnElledge He didn't fight at Waterloo, but he has raised Money, Money, Money for the NHS.
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@BrianAhanotu @Gabrielle_AQ Loving it. A lovely emotional core with the story of Assane's father; watching with my mother, and chuckling in admiration every time he escapes from a scrape using his wits.
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@BritishComedy I should have researched more before tweeting. Bargain Hunt is on BBC One seven times a week.
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@fesshole When I lost a lot of weight in 2019, some people didn't want to mention it in case I was ill. It's all come back on now, though. With interest.
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@the_traitors_ If there's another "dig people out of a coffin" challenge, I am hoping the other contestants will be surprised when these three leap out.
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@fesshole And his friend Brigitte Zidane?.
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@Ewan_Valentine @superTV247 They've gone in five directions now.
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@RhodeToLove Have I got the film for you!.
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@Davundi @RottenInDenmark Must have been difficult with the boxing gloves on.
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#DuvetKnowItsChristmas. Definite fun to be had in my brother's old room.
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@austyntatious_ @callmesaowwhy Diane Morgan is also wonderful (as is the rest of the cast) in the sitcom Motherland - I strongly recommend you look that up.
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@SimShady99 @DiscussingFilm The Queen's Diamond Jubilee in front of Buckingham Palace?. "Some rally" - lol! 🤣.
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@brae_22 @sarajmichels @quakerraina Oh I did see that in the cinema several years ago. Enjoyed it a lot, particularly the "making a speech at the same time" scene. I'm not actively looking for films where women vomit, by the way.
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@frankcottrell_b @elockhart Many adults also use a Q&A session to do the same thing, though.
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@Telegraph And here is the power vacuum.
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@LittleCharlesTV He is one of the best actors around, and his Hamlet was heartbreaking (in particular act 1 scene 2).
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@FilmUpdates @Variety Quite an American-centric list.
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@ask_aubry Don't cook for someone unless you are willing to ask your guest for any dietary needs and work around them.
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@SJTimes13 Am seeing it at the Royal Albert Hall in London on Sunday, with the score played live by an orchestra, along with someone who has never seen the film before.
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@TheFilmUpdates @exitthelemming When you're having a lie-in on your day off, but the delivery driver needs a signature.
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@saoulidisg @DiscussingFilm And Henry V didn't talk in iambic pentameter, but artistic licence prevailed.
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@HollywoodHandle I am 44 years old, and this is completely unfathomable to me.
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@yonceeffect @Jolly_Blaziken Like Death Becomes Her?. Essentially a new telling of the underlying Faust story.
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@fesshole Should give the room to this woman:.
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I've been married to my hubby for 10 years, for 6 months I've been having an affair, I don't fancy the person I'm cheating with and the sex is terrible but quick, I like the time away in country hotels where I can relax and read or go walk with no distractions form hubby or kids.
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@nahuacapital @DiscussingFilm The $754 million-grossing Wicked movie was filmed in the UK.
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@VAugmetics @rjones1907 @MarinaHyde It's my lot in life to take one for the team on occasion.
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@DiscussingFilm We know the actors, but do we actually know all the characters?. Vanessa Kirby might be playing Princess Margaret, Sebastian Stan might be playing Donald Trump, and Ian McKellen might be playing Gandalf.
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@Pastor_Shots @hanleiarey We will always have his music. It's just that one day we will be without _new_ John Williams music.
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@MAA_Gunner @doroszewicz1 Needs a fronted adverbial. "Carefully, I got on the camel. In the corner were some flowers.".
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@brownliberite Keep your hands off Bury St Edmunds.
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@jed_mercurio What was that director expecting?
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@DavidGamble99 @robhouchen That's become a bit more problematic in the last month!.
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@DharmikDeeksha I cannot begin to understand just how meaningful personifications of Krishna are to people of the Hindu faith. But I find this painting, even though it's a bit of a cliché as an image, very beautiful in real life at the National Gallery in London.
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@TiaKofi There's more to law than being a barrister. He could write pension scheme rules.
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@mrbeats1690008 @RockyLotito It will have been 25 years since I was in the chorus of The Mikado at the Minack Theatre in Cornwall, so I might send Manny a couple of pictures if I can find them.
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