New video. Transformers One. It's the best one. It flopped.

One time a lady asked me what I do for a living. I said my job was being a part time Doug Walker. They asked what type of dogs. I said, no “Doug Walker”, then morphed into Nostalgia Critic before her eyes as she let out a horrified scream.

Why’s he letting his Thing air out.

RT @ThornedRosarium: @HubPointless Este mundo no me deja ser bueno.

Spoilers: At the end of Superman they shove Jimmy Olsen into a giant toaster

Didn’t see the new Superman but I did see the original one for the first time and I loved it.

This scene but its just Buck Cluck from Chicken Little killing himself because the town is making fun of his son

Missed the sticky grenade and turned my teammate into an unwilling suicide bomber.

Absolutely obliterated by brave Doug Walker. This is why history will not remember my name.

“The wife just asked me why the CEO of X just quit, and you know what I said?. I said, “You ever hear of a guy named Hitler?”

Accidentally introduced a new generation to the IRA with a Harry Potter joke.

2003 kids getting dosed with 1000 rads of microplastics while Baghdad gets bombed live on TV.

It was really bold for the Superman movie to have another Black Adam teaser. James Gunn you’ve done it again.

I’m not watching any movies this summer. Nothing appeals to me. I’m an addicted to crack man, myself.

On this day Quinton Tarantino quits flying commercial.

Mammoths.

Using a time machine but only to travel back to that time when everyone thought Brian Griffin was dead and going "Just you wait. Ohhh just you wait.".

#GunnToMyHead.

*Only Irish character*. *Constantly explodes*