Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.

Don't buy me lingerie, buy me a boulangerie.

What do you want to know?.

Annoyingly I have discovered that the best cure for writer's block is running up a hill.

Still amazed by the discovery that when you swing a lantern in ancient caves the cave paintings appear to move and come to life because of lines carefully scribbled over the images. Us humans have been making movies for THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS.

RT @kingstonwrites: When people ask what screenwriting is. this. is. screenwriting.

RT @kingstonwrites: I write for the same reason I eat. I enjoy it. Plus it keeps me alive.

In terms of doing it for the plot, what genre are we talking? Celine Song romcom or Ari Aster psychological horror??.

RT @kingstonwrites: My friend told me that moving city doesn’t solve your problems but what if I move to Paris and they become problèmes.

critical thinking girl summer.

Horse tranquilliser playing an unexpectedly pivotal role in world politics.

Seventeen minutes into my jog listening to music before realising my headphones were in fact dead and I was listening to the soundtrack of Mulan booming out of my phone at full volume for the good people of London.

I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you.

Waking up to the news that Paddington Bear (the UK film industry) is a threat to US national security.

Time to send my accountant my yearly accounts in Microsoft paint.

Stonehenge was looking majestic in the winter sun this morning.

I don't know why but this would have got 6.7k likes on old twitter.

Every time I am on a bus I try and sit real still just in case Keanu needs to do the video loop thing.

RT @hansmollman: you circle back to me on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding.

The science is complex but fundamentally if you feast on a vast amount of chocolate you then need a little bit of cheese and if you feast on a vast amount of cheese you then need a little bit of chocolate.

My greatest strength is my ability to be placed next to anyone at a wedding. Give me a hostile grandma, a silent co-worker, a deranged second cousin. I will disarm them, I will charm them. I will break them.