#BerlinWall30
I was 25 and seeing a really lovely bloke called Alan. Watching the news from bed he said he'd always remember he was with me when it happened and hoped we'd still be together for many years to come. I wish him and his husband all the best.
For me, the worst thing about depression is not being able to read as focus is limited. I've found it so difficult and upsetting these past few years but now happy to report I've read six books in the last six months. 👍🏼♥️📚
I’m chuffed for New Zealand but seeing videos of their freedom reminds me of being a kid watching other kids from my bedroom window playing in the flats while I was grounded for being an arsehole.
Cummings isn’t a ‘genius’ he’s an arrogant prick who broke the rules, was allowed to get away with it and fucked things up for the NHS. That’s his legacy.
So today, for the first time since March, I shall be going to a mates garden. I have that same feeling of excitement you get on the morning of a holiday, you know, to somewhere beautiful, like Greece. But I’m not a self entitled, privileged prick so Leytonstone it is. 👍🏼😎
At the end of the day, this lot, who have slimed their way into leadership, have grown up with the idea that they are better than everyone else and that they are entitled to behave how they jolly well like. I’m not at all surprised by this latest cuntery. It’s imbedded.
This pompous, privileged thick piece of stinking shit should resign for being grossly unintelligent, showing a deep lack of empathy and for being a cunt of the highest order.
It's fucking disgusting that the leak on
#GrenfellReport
was about the fire service. The real culprit was the cheap and highly flammable cladding. The council were warned about it by some tenants but they were ignored.💚
All those pious tweets saying you’re as bad as Trump if you’re not sympathetic can fuck right off. He’s a cunt and I don’t give a shit about him and if that makes me a cunt too then good. Have a lovely, safe day. 😘
What I love about the warmer months is hardly sleeping then being wide awake before six for no fucking reason. Really sets me up for the long sweaty day ahead.
And for those saying, ‘it’s alright for you’ etc. My mum died when I was two, my dad battled with alcoholism my whole childhood and I’ve worked in showbiz for over 30 years. I’ve got mental health problems coming out of my arse, kids.
I don’t usually block. People have called me all the fat cunts under the sun on here and I still don’t block. But if you come here telling me you like that shambles of a human and all his cunty mates you can fuck right off.
My showbiz pal, Roisin Conaty and I had a massive love up about Sean Lock yesterday. He was such a fantastic bloke. We’d love to see the absolutely brilliant 15 Storys High put on the
@BBCiPlayer
please. We’re not asking for much. ♥️
I’m not going to let a poxy pandemic stop me from doing what I do every New Year’s Eve. It’s my right, as a FREE CITIZEN to watch a bit of telly, bob a couple of texts and be snuggled up in bed by eleven. 🥳
My first professional acting job, aged 17 was the film Scrubbers which also featured Robbie Coltrane and Miriam Margolyes. Now you know where I get it all from. The naughty ones were nothing but inspiring.
Do you feel sorry for Laurence Fox? The actor, who caused a row on Question Time when he said attacks on him as "a privileged white male" were racism, has now come off Twitter because he says the abuse he gets every day is making him depressed.
#JeremyVine
All this ‘we didn’t know the procedure’ bollocks. I follow a couple of carers on here and they were shouting from the roof tops about needing PPE before that bumbling twat even announced lockdown.
So the person who reported about another persons fuckery, that we all see for what it is, is reprimanded but the person who did the dirty fuckery in the first place isn’t.
Morning, kids. Another week of lockdown ahead. Good. I know it’s tough, especially as other countries are starting to ease here and there but keep going, you’re doing great and I love you.
♥️💙♥️
People taking offence to a mild, silly tweet can fuck right off. I tweeted last week that I'd eaten all my stockpiled biscuits. I hadn't. It's called a JOKE. If you don't want to see me being as light as I can in dealing with this awful situation then mute or block me. Simple.
The majority of people have been absolutely brilliant this past year. Let’s not dwell on the idiots. Keep snug, keep safe and have a lovely one.
HNY!😊🥂😘
A small gang of us met yesterday. We'd all started school together 50 years ago! Sandra said that when we were making paper chains for Xmas decorations I told her my mum died from licking the glue bits so be careful. We were 7. What a dark twat I was. Nothing's changed.😀
History has a rightful place in books and museums. Slave traders should not be held in such high esteem where we have to look up at them as if they were gods. Its not our future it’s theirs, the young, and I applaud them for trying to erase the bullshit so they see the truth.
This past week has been a complete shambles. Our government were useless and spineless and didn’t give a shit about *anything* other than keeping that baboon and the baboon whisperer in power. What a show up.
#NotMovingOn
Last day of first two weeks holiday I've given myself in adult life. I've done little breaks of course but never completely relaxed and not thought about work. I shall be doing it again and more often because, quite frankly I fucking deserve it and so do you.
It’s lovely that some of you are at bit outraged at the stick I got on
#DragRaceUK
but it was a ‘roast’ so I was fully and gladly expecting a piss take. I actually thought the queens were quite mild. If the heels were on the other foot I would’ve annihilated those bitches.😊😘
Dominic Raab paid tribute to "Paul Grayson" before being corrected...
The deputy PM then said: "We need to avoid the wokery and the limitations on comedy"
#PMQs
I'm not against fascist Steve Bannon's mate, Boris because he's a leaver. I'm against him because he's a lying, self serving, thick piece of shit and he's a fucking embarrassment.
Should women wear tight leggings in public?
In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to pursue modesty, and men to kill their lusts.
Listen:
Worked the late A&E SHO shift on NYE and came out to this. Hundreds of maskless, drunk people in huge groups shouting "Covid is a hoax", literally outside the building where hundreds are sick and dying. Why do people still not realise the seriousness of this pandemic?
Just saw my postie, a lovely person & union rep. He said they were so sorry for letting people down with the strikes. As if!
These brilliant people, NHS staff and public transport workers served ALL OF US during the pandemic.
The least we can do is show our support to them now.
Not eaten meat for 35yrs.
Never owned a car.
Only flown 3 times in past 20yrs.
Don't need much home heating cos I'm a lovely fatty.
Blimey, I'm so much greater than I think I am. 💚
#climatechange
“I have never known Buckingham Palace to be *disappointed* with other members of the Royal Family” - BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell
#bbcnewsten
What's your favorite movie line ever? I'm torn between "We'll always have Paris" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat." (Quotes may or may not be exact.)
One of the things I'm chuffed about with this past decade is that women no longer whisper about the menopause but talk about it openly. Talking helps all of us. It's a good thing, kids.
Just remembered, when you did one of Paul O’Grady’s shows you’d sometimes get a pressie. One time, I was blooming gobsmacked. He’d bought me a first edition of my favourite novel, Hangover Square by Patrick Hamilton. Pure class.💄
So I'm not too surprised to hear that Bogjob is a big fat liar who ignored the advice of people more intelligent than him on a subject of critical, international importance.
Unsold fish are rotting on docks, seafood companies are hitting the wall, but Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’
Scientists are saying it’s incredibly doubtful that things will be back to normal by Christmas but I think Prime Minister Dominic Cummings thinks false hope is important to get us out shopping.
#bullshit
#keepkeepingsafe
😷
Gove laughed while trying to lie on Monday, Johnson was laughing yesterday and now this twit. What’s the matter with them? It’s like number 10 has turned into a nursery for big stupid man babies.