Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO
@kittystremy
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lesson learned: never tell your friend whose life objectively sucks about good things that happen to you unless you want to lose all your respect for them.
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this is a middle-class democrat american woman in a zara dress sitting on the street at a tourist cafe. she can't vote for marine le pen and she doesn't speak a word of french. she went into credit card debt for preventative botox a few weeks before this trip.
French upper class gf: wears tailored Chanel suits, dines at Michelin-starred restaurants, secretly votes for Marine Le Pen
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i’m playing chess in surroundings you couldn’t even imagine
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parents have called to inform me that my brother is flying out on birthright from JFK on new years day. and asked if he could stay at my apartment on his way there
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i would rather sleep outside than bring the filth of new york into my beautiful home and sheets. there is a reason the most hygienic cultures in the world bathe at night.
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so just for the record, the situation in Gaza officially satisfies all five acts listed in the Genocide Convention. These blackouts are premeditated and mean it will only get worse. It’s now our job to proliferate information coming from Gaza as much as we are able.
Breaking: with the collapse of telecommunications in Gaza, paramedics are unable to identify the location of casualties.
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what on earth could be worse than a man with an eating disorder.
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no I will not take part in sending my baby brother into a warzone on occupied land to further the agenda of a genocide. have a great new year. don't call.
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the way men eat when they're single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
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im sharing the passing of life events with you and all you can talk about is yourself because you can’t be happy for me. bitch you are dead inside!.
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sabrina carpenter is 5 feet tall, fake tanned, and only writes songs about sex. she's like a horny oompa loompa.
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@saritanigma I'd be the only one in my family with no blood on my hands. Unfortunately, it would be so painful that there would be no satisfaction in being correct.
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has anyone ever told you identity is a trap and the 'real you' is just a myth, and even that whatever concept you have of your internal self is not a truthful representation of who you are, but rather something you invent so you can feel ownership over your interiority?.
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@nkohlenberg my parents got him a nice, comfortable hotel room close to the airport, and for the record would never let him stay with a stranger. I see black lives matter to you, but Palestinian ones don't. what an interesting case of cognitive dissonance you are.
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@merrittk the cans of mountain dew. the gatorade cooler. wood paneling. uggs. gray carpets. the deviant art ass fursuit. pageboy caps. the thin mustaches and unibrows. god is speaking to us through these photos.
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"don't drink red wine it stains your teeth" babe we are LITERALLY dust and to dust we shall return.
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@NastasticVoyage he's gotten "the talk" many, many times over the holiday season (and many times before October 7th!) I'm not giving up on him yet - we've made tons of progress on many other issues, but I just can't have any involvement in supporting this.
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@Coolsaver472616 being unable to celebrate other peoples wins is a sure way to lose friends. life sucks sometimes and for some people it sucks often but you shrink your world and your opportunities with antisocial behavior.
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@cab87539319 I have a neuroscience degree, a business degree with latin honors, and a six figure income but you do you.
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woman: I'm going to carve out a small place in this terrible world to study smell, something I love thinking about. I'm so glad that anyone can study what they love if they decide on a career in academia :).man: I am going to rape the vegan out of you.
To be clear, this is where I draw the line. This is abhorrent and illegal and no one should ever have to deal with this.
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@HardOnDaleDuro maybe if you have a lizard brain or are a narcissist. this is just not how friendship works. not sure what you want me to say.
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when you’re in love you don’t care who wins the election.
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@JoeBenoi guy who offers constant emotional support to their friend and gets treated like shit in return because their excuse is that they’re struggling. now you try.
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@cab87539319 and even if I did have a 3.1 anthropology GPA from bryn mawr, I’d still have more intelligence in the saliva I’d hardly care to spit your way than your family tree does over the last 3 generations.
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your trash can is full of empty protein shakes, stale rice, and containers of red meat. you are eating like you have intrusive thoughts about going on steroids if not for that empty family-sized bag of potato chips.
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this is what happens when a downers bitch and an uppers bitch go to war.
The feud between Susan Sontag and Camille Paglia captured on camera here in 1993 (on public TV) is so painfully entertaining it's impossible to look away.
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@skynoer I agree! I love hearing when things go well for my loved ones. Luckily I have friends who are the same way.
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my ex who loved me mexicanly was my neighbor and he lived above me for 5 months before we met. on halloween I was sitting silently on the steps drinking hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps after a disagreement with a close friend. he came downstairs "to smoke" and invited me.
@kittystremy WHERE DO U FIND THEMMMMMM.
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@PaulSkallas as a neuroscientist working on a medical device for AD patients I can tell anyone in this thread who is curious, the best things you can do are 1) daily exercise, at least one hour 2) meditate daily, at least 30 minutes 3) REGULAR SLEEP SCHEDULE 4) probiotics and gut health.
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me as a baby in Italy with my parents, proof that women who look like movie stars end up with smart, silly little dudes (just had their 30th anniversary). they also got married in their mid/late 30s, my mom is in her 40s in this photo. the wall is not real and it can't hurt you
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in the abiding words of the real Slim Shady, y'all act like you never seen a white person before.
MAGA partygoer on NY magazine cover revealed to be Texas sorority leader referred to as ‘Madame President
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fellas is it racist to wake up next to the love of your life every morning?.
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cocaine in the morning, girlfriends take warning. cocaine at night, girlfriends delight.
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though I hate the aesthetic being described here this post is a perfect example of someone who is metaphysically stunted beyond rehabilitation.
Taylor Swift is the antithesis of everything I hold dear in this life. Just the lowest common denominator of wholesome vapid TJMaxx quirky girl The Office Trivia Night girlboss board-games-for-grownups bullshit, a nonstop stream of poison to the american cultural well.
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when my ex got out of prison he went to rehab for relapsing on heroin and was in there with hunter thompson's literary assistant who started using drugs bc of the anxiety caused by hunter thompson constantly, randomly shooting shit in his house.
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my latina lyft driver just got a call from her boyfriends phone… “mi bebe BLOCKED”… his second phone… that he uses when she blocks him 😭.
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I'll always remember when I was in the library at BU and said I wish Benjamin Netanyahu would suffer some sort of incapacitation before he starts a war. A girl behind me stood up with tears in her eyes and screamed "THATS MY UNCLE".
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@bbloomme it's important to talk about these feelings. I think everyone who has had to live in survival mode experiences it - this has happened to me maybe once or twice in my life. I actively redirect those thoughts by asking myself what I am missing and make a plan for self improvement.
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I can cook and clean. I love children. I have a 5'10 hourglass figure and I am latina. I am manipulative and love downers. My talents are wasted on this generation.
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@coffeemousee look on the bright side: now you have a lot of free time to focus on clearing up that skin.
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@eiffeltyler we are dangerously close to going back to a point in time where girls layered their polos.
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when I was 16, I dated a 34 year old line cook at the Chicago Diner next door to this 7/11. he studied photography at UIC and called me his "idol" and his "muse". after school I would wait here with my bike for him to buy me alcohol and cigarettes. I never said I love you back.
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some of your think about yourselves way too much. nobody cares about your inner world or your self image. please just be funny.
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sucks to see someone else living your dream.
a UCF comp sci professor was let go after his TA (and girlfriend maybe???) left hello kitty coloring book pages saying Happy Birthday Daddy on his office door LMAO
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as a beautiful woman, I couldn’t live in “mid”town. as a slut however I would gladly live in the “meat-packing district”.
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went to the dermatologist for the first time in maybe 5 years and the doctor got a boner and was shaking during my skin exam. pull yourself together king this is a matter of life and death.
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there’s a wealth of beautiful jewish women drinking martinis in soho right now and you’re sitting at home.
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some people aren't ruminators, interrogators, or seekers/they do not spend their free time trying to find new modes of thought, but with this way of looking at others you're dangerously close to thinking of them as not human when you just disagree with them aesthetically.
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the CIA used to be something in this country.
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HR just told me to stop saying "sent, goddess" every time someone asks to see a document. we used to be a proper country.
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@Atreesto I wish that is the case, but patterns have revealed it's impossible for this person to express happiness for me - something that I do even for their smallest wins.
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though we ultimately wanted different things out of life, our chance meeting allowed us to catalyze each other out of stagnant life situations. he made me want to believe in myself again, and i gave him the courage to leave a situation that wasn't working out and find himself.
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@miri_yam_ correct, all NYC tenants are entitled to the fulfillment of the warranty of habitability that your landlord must provide by law. file for rent abatement with a court and it will no doubt go in your favor. one of the pros of living in the most pro-renter city in the US.
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we also no longer talk because I think it would be too painful for both of us - covid forced us to discover just how radically our life paths were leading away from each other in double time - but in many ways we are embedded in each other forever. we are each other's legacy.
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for those looking to match my freak this site is at a 2 km uphill waterfall hike at aguas calientes at the base of machu picchu. flight NYC -> Lima, Lima -> Cuzco, bus then train from Cuzco -> Aguas Calientes.
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@DaveMcNamee3000 i was watching it during the peak of my alcohlism. wonder if our cycles were synced.
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@Vabanquespieler at this point in history, being in your twenties or early thirties is hard. the job market sucks, real estate and education are less accessible and more expensive than ever, people value marriage less so it’s hard to find a partner. i have a lot of sympathy for people who have.
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I stopped trusting my parents judgment when I was 12 and they let me keep a sasha grey t-shirt that I ordered on ebay with my babysitting money.
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@Hoelessbychoice i cook every meal every day and eat out only as my social or work schedule demands. My dad is a great cook and my mom is a great baker, they taught me early. If you can’t cook i’d stop complaining. If you can i’d raise your standards.
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@MikeHandles133 On one hand, it makes sense - you hear the bomb sirens go off, and that sticks with you forever - "we're truly under threat reeeee". on the other hand, knowingly sending people's CHILDREN onto the site of a war/ethnic cleansing for tourism is as barbaric as anything I can imagine.
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show me the width of your hips and i will show you who you are
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my nail tech looked up at me and said “oh you’re so tall. you model?” so close! i am unemployed.
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why don’t you shut the fuck up and let the real men weigh in
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I think homeschooling should be so tightly regulated that it's practically illegal.
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@BKellyGorman I know! I didn't take birthright, but have been to Israel as a child ~12 years old and frankly had a terrible time. I never wanted to go back. I tried to tell him about my experience, but he told me there's no way he *wasn't* going.
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looking at my friend's dating app matches in nyc, as someone who would rather never date again than be in an open/poly relationship, is so bleak.
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the rise of the trad girl was orchestrated by men and women of cultural caché who live in complete fear of the female pervert, of her power, and her self-understanding, two things that are central to living an embodied femininity. they're not imbuing us with power but robbing it.
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if your dog approaches me indoors at a restaurant I should be able to have your entire party kicked out immediately.
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if someone honks for more than two seconds their car should blow up i think.
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everyone is agreeing that men are abnormally horny right now.
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@SELFIMMOLATI0N If your dog approaches me indoors at a restaurant I should be able to have your entire party kicked out immediately.
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every friend group got that one person who exhausts everyone by only talking about themselves and their trauma/bad luck/unhappiness.
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@ZeroSuitCamus i actually think directors should be banned from making movies about how much they love Hollywood. like we know.
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@IwriteOK so he can coerce his son into getting on a deadly submarine but cuts his sister with MS off for smoking weed? rich people are just so amazing.
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I have yet to meet someone ideologically or morally opposed to "hedonism" who isn't scared of their own shadow.
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anyways. you can spin your web of secrecy or you can be like proust and channel this feeling into an utter tome. the choice is yours.
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@Rimbau_delaire she's a teacher at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. and you believe you are qualified to make this judgment because. you are into mainstream French literature? spend all your time arguing with people on the internet? or just because you say so?.
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@Monardafire @Morbidful I understand why you’d think they sound harsh and annoyed but part of their training is to keep asking questions, even if they seem irrelevant, until help arrives to keep the person on the line and their mind active. that’s why she keeps reiterating.
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@donotdelay the most important moment in TV show history delivered by the most beautiful actress under 50 on earth.
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