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@melhuman

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@melhuman
Human Mel
5 years
Training magical thinking
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
I feel like death but it’s so romantic of me to be hungover and slumped in a claw foot tub in paris
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Got a fantastic ad
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Collecting small shells, lichen, butterflies, scarabs, ferns, acorns, soils, seeds, bones, bark, corals, rocks, grains, teeth, roots. There is a warm indifference to all of it
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
What I need is a smoother google street view perusing experience
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
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Human Mel
2 years
I work so hard it’s crazy. enough
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Combining the joys of soft serve with the joys of mix ins, and sharing with a friend. You even have more ready to pop in the freezer for later. Who gives a rat’s ass
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doctor worm
2 years
Wisconsin healthiest family
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Please please watch this
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Human Mel
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@cool_hot_woman
Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Average fitness trainer from Bristol
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Pearl jam made a whole generation of guys start singing weird
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Sorry but how do so many people not have the self awareness/foresight to realize these grey-toned floors ARE the dated 90s orange floors of this decade?
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
The horrors are unending btw
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Your girl intimidated because I do my daily brain puzzles
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
Just say you don’t like it! Don’t weaponize vaguely-positioned class symbols to strengthen a weak point
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Human Mel
2 years
Pretty classic case of “I call it bourgeois if I don’t like it”
@jacobin
Jacobin
2 years
Wes Anderson’s films, even at their best, are affected and embody the sensibilities and values of the elite. https://t.co/nyAGchgKNz
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@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
2 years
It is very important to note this SCOTUS ruling does NOT remove Biden’s ability to pursue student loan forgiveness. The Biden Admin can use the HEA (Higher Ed Act) - our position from the start - to continue loan forgiveness before payments resume. They should do so ASAP.
@stevenmazie
Steven Mazie
2 years
BREAKING: the Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN President Biden's student-debt-relief plan by a 6-3 vote. The plan is not authorized by the HEROES Act—the law relied upon by Biden's education secretary.
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@melhuman
Human Mel
2 years
How to Talk to Your Teen about the Void
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vivian
2 years
this is how it feels to be a girl composing an insane text
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