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Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.
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youtube wants u to pay for their services so bad 😭 it's not gonna happen bitch play that 15 second ad
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ravers are so strong... how are yall seeing this while dehydrated while also on molly and/or psychedelics and surviving
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she was my lab partner in organic chemistry. and she carried us
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i don't have it in me to grind like im so sorry.. i was put on this earth to eat berries and play in the ocean
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people who wear yellow shirts under denim overalls are so brave.... i can’t imagine the strength it must take to go out in public wearing the minion’s uniform
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how do we know this isnt his studio
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the word "ew" coming out of a pretty girl's mouth holds so much power... it could tear apart nations i think
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my ideal husband has 23 instagram followers and his best pic of himself is from 3 years ago
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its not as fun when men sing about it cuz u might be for real idk
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her crazy ass ugh... love her
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i’m 1 meltdown away from crying about my life on a black snapchat screen so please be nice to me
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sleeping from scratch tonight (not drunk, no edibles, no melatonin)
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spotify changing the heart to a plus sign is so bleak... why are we so afraid of love?
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nintendo wont put cooking mama in smash because they’re scared of powerful women
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if i don't buy a little treat (coffee, tea, boba, or small snack) for myself every day i will literally die
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asians this is our black panther 😍
“I’m done running from my past.” Watch the new teaser trailer for Marvel Studios’
#BlackWidow
, in theaters May 1, 2020.
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i wanna make more money but i'm not going back to school like.... it's either play with my p***y on camera or learn to code oh my god
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disneys color grading is starting to piss me off omgggggggg why are they in chernobyl
First look at Yara Shahidi as Tinkerbell in Disney’s ‘PETER PAN & WENDY’.
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the way cheat is in present tense
Tristan Thompson talks about cheating on Khloé Kardashian in preview for the next episode of ‘The Kardashians’:
“When I cheat, I feel disgusted the next day”
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1 min in his room and its "come lay down 🙄" sir can i sit at the edge of the bed holding my purse for one second
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starting at a new job will have u shy about the littlest shit... i just remembered when i first started at my work and i was too embarrassed to fill up my hydroflask all the way
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a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best
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i clicked on your spotify link and listened to the whole song. i love you btw
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east asians love saying "stop asian hate‼️" like bitch... you first!! 😭
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hate thrifting with a bitch who taps out after 15 minutes... get your ass up and check the men's jacket aisle.
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every time i write a cover letter i feel like im dancing and clapping like a silly little court jester
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this bitch is everywhere but the studio
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how can u be so sure it belonged to women.? ik Grog and Thag got freaky too
@historyinmemes
These Cavewomen dildos were found during a cave excavation in Germany. At 28,000 years old, they are believed to be the oldest sex toys.
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asian teenagers are running these boba shops like its the navy
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me watching everyone joke about sophia the robot like she isn’t reading these tweets and storing your names and IP addresses in her 3000 terabyte brain for the day she finally snaps
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i think about this clip all the time squidward is such a freak for this
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whenever i meet a straight man who knows his moon and rising i kno he's been ran thru
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i like my men a little gay... go ahead and order that dessert bae 😍
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ik there is a crack pipe in this photo but its crazy to me how u brought the ihop menu home
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im off all dating apps so if u want me im meeting ppl the old way and showing a little ass in a coffee shop or whatever they used to do
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guys good news and bad news. my family lost our tutor and let go of our maid and our driver. but here's the good news... we were able to find a new tutor, a new maid, and a new driver in the same month ^__^ and we even hired an art therapist for my little brother <3
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that screenshot of the weeknd has been pissing me off all day like... you used to talk like that to bella hadid princess of Nazareth?
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shes pegging bad bunny and there's nothing any of us can do about that. i respect her
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these are polly pocket shoes
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joan grande fulfilling the gay son and thot daughter prophecy... woah
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she is 5 apples tall and weighs 3 apples. this could kill her
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just nasty and racist. i knew there was darkness in his soul. mudkip wouldn't do this btw
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imma be honest babe this looks like shit
Strawberries are in season and my grandson’s in town—that means strawberry shortcake!
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and there's still a peel on it so what now
when a beautiful woman asks me for an orange this is what i do. it’s that simple
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kehlani kind of inspired me! might get pregnant this weekend
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hedgehussy just out in the air. this is so humiliating for her like.. delete this im dead serious
In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like
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want to be a 40 year old housewife just cooking dinner for my gay son and hoe daughter
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quit saying he didn’t follow the theme. it’s camp because he is dressed as the photographers. it’s a critique of the media and met gala itself, calling the whole thing campy. he had the ambition to think outside the box and think of the theme figuratively. he’s reppin the culture
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rory gilmore used to come home from school to cookie dough, chili cheese fries, and coffee for dinner
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when i say i love sports i'm talking about the baseball scene in twilight
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sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices
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if u see me comparing hand sizes over dinner with someone ugly mind your business. its getting cold outside
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disney channel not putting life with derek on disney+ because they KNOW they were wrong for what they did
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i love a bitch with adult braces like... whats your story...
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ive never drunk texted someone when i didnt mean to..... i know what the fuck im saying and i know who the fuck im sending it to
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i keep watching these videos when i see them on my tl like.. it's cocomelon to me
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can someone tell auntie who these people are
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now that instagram likes are gone we can focus on everyone's real measure of worth. how funny is your twitter
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i would love to eat the duolingo bird battered and fried with some ranch
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tonight i'm eating with no netflix youtube or hbomax just as my ancestors did
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its a whole side of twitter out there tht treats chri**y te*gen like shes malcolm x cause she says something spicy to donald trump like twice a week
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Netflix is expanding the ‘SQUID GAME’ brand with:
• A second season of the main series
• A reality series releasing in November
• A real-life immersive experience in LA
• Netflix’s first slot machines at casinos
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tweeting this with a full cart that says order confirmation at the top is crazy
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squirrels:
I pocket acorns as I walk. I recently emptied the contents of my coat and the autumnal diversity is just 😮💨🤌
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being intimidated by white girls is very 2010... thoughts and prayers❤️
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when the iced coffee starts tasting like i need an almond croissant to go along with it
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just saying shit
i wanna be kissed and kissed and kissed until the moon is jealous
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why julia child was 6'2" cooking french food and not in the NBA is beyond me
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idk who annie is but she put her whole pussy into making this
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