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Former coach for the Dallas Stars and LA Kings (as far as you know.) XU. MKTG. Beer. Pokemon. Bad sports opinions. Cleveland is the Reason. He/Him. #coys
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All the talk about the new miserable Fanatics MLB uniforms has shifted to the pants being see-through.
And then I just noticed that two players ON THE SAME TEAM, IN THE SAME PHOTOSHOOT, have different sleeve cuffs.
Unreal.
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@BroncosFailedMe
I am willing to concede this point while realizing that the man on the left is Austin Hedges.
He did not play for Cleveland last year. But he did in 2022.
Meaning he *may* be wearing a TWO YEAR OLD JERSEY just to avoid wearing these new abominations.
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Montez Sweat: I need facts.
WFT: *brings in experts with facts*
Montez Sweat: Not those facts...
DE Montez Sweat on the team bringing in vaccine experts to speak to players: “I’m not a fan of it at all. ... I won’t get vaccinated until I get more facts.”
On why he’s hesitant: “I haven’t caught covid yet, so I don’t see me treating covid until I actually get covid.
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@NicksProps
@FanaticsSucks
I'll concede that possibility, but it's actually worse.
Hedges didn't play for the Guards in 2023. But he did in 2022. Meaning he may be wearing a TWO YEAR OLD jersey here to avoid the new Fanatics abomination.
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@PhillyD
Oh god, uh...
"Legend Has It" - Run the Jewels
"Till I Collapse" - Eminem
"Throne" - Bring Me the Horizon
"Alright" - Kendrick Lamar
"Welcome to the Black Parade" - My Chemical Romance
"Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC
"Mothership" - Enter Shikari
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@Charalanahzard
I was told they like "Duhduhduhduhduhduh duhduh duhduh/duhduhduh duhduh duhduh/Duhduhduhduhduhduh duhduh duhduh/duhduh duhduh/LETS GOOOOOW", but hell if I know.
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@Reflog_18
Or, you know, don't kick people in the dick.
Draymond Green wasn't happy after receiving his 12th technical foul of the season on Friday night.
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@EugeneLeeYang
It's not a good show.
But it is Masked Singer.
I hate everyone and everything about and on that show, and also I will absolutely tell you who every single one of those costumed waking fever dreams is.
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@jlhenderson20
@Reflog_18
@David_All103
@CollinJones
@LowkeyKyrie
LeBron removed hair from his head.
NBA removed the Sonics from Seattle.
Sonics are now Thunder.
LeBron to OKC.
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@SportsDIYguy
@hiverhuit
As noted, it's very possible.
If so, problem is, Austin Hedges (on the left) hasn't played for Cleveland since 2022. Which would mean he'd be wearing a TWO YEAR OLD JERSEY to avoid wearing the Fanatics disaster. Which might be worse.
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@Reflog_18
You mean the Cavs doing something seemingly impossible against a team in yellow and blue?
Naaaahhhhhh.
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@Indians
Any chance we're going to see those helmet wings on the block C? I would buy that hat in a heartbeat:
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It is hard to not sound like a whiner for the Cavs this morning but what in the hell was this?
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@Reflog_18
Once was a man from Ignatius
Who's QB play nearly saved us
Ran him out of town
For that A&M clown
Who's money signs purely enraged us
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@CosmonautMarcus
I love Halloween and these insane, selfish people have ripped my joy away before I could even determine that my costume choice was stupid.
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@Reflog_18
Always remember that if it wasn't for Cleveland, you wouldn't have had free tacos.
You're welcome, America.
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@KenCarman
Week 2: McCown
Week 3: Kessler
Week 4: Josh Freeman
Week 5: Air Bud
Week 6: The guy from Draft Day
Week 7: JR Smith
Week 8: Lima
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@Indians
What happened to that young stud we called up from AAA, Relish? Had a really good first outing too.
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@Reflog_18
The "boom" Clevelanders heard at 1:00am wasn't the power plant demolition, it was Courtney Lee's life decisions imploding.
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@KenCarman
Millennial checking in.
In addition to enjoying killing industries and being entitled, I just appreciate how good Kluber truly is.
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@Reflog_18
I've worked on a Drive spreadsheet covering (nearly) all breweries in NE Ohio and their status on beer/food availability and gift cards. It's being updated later today to add more information like delivery and take out options:
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@PhillyD
I'm a Browns fan, a Browns fan who thinks Mason Rudolph instigated this, and even I know that Garrett is in for a (deserved) world of trouble for that helmet swing.
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@Reflog_18
Keep in mind as well: it's not a 3-1 lead we'd blow.
It's a 3-0 lead. Big difference.
...wait. Shit.
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Browns and Bills are trading FG's.
I'm surprised NFL didn't flex this to Thursday night.
@Reflog_18
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@nick_porcaro
@MrSmith1014
@njanusz1
@hannibalburess
@TonyTrimm
@TheRock
@HandsomeRambler
How are we not counting Scott Hall taking stunners in perpetuity?
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@OurCLEGuardians
By proximity, probably Detroit.
By State Rivalry, Cincinnati.
By current results, Minnesota.
By the de facto everyone citing them as rivals, the Yanks.
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Indians fans to the Dolans after the Lindor trade:
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@ShadowTodd
I for the most part liked Encanto.
But, also, it felt like it was over before it began. There were no frills, it was point A to point B. I wanted to point it towards the speed and fluidity of the animation but...no, it was just a really quick movie.
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@ShadowTodd
This is going to be an amazing pop album that will, for reasons that continue to escape me, not chart or blip on the radar and I'll have to convince all my friends that "New Shapes" is the bop of the century like once a month.
Such is the life of Charli XCX stanning.
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BREAKING: .
@KenCarman
reports that the Browns have significant interest in Jimmy Garoppolo, citing multiple sources.
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@CollinJones
@LowkeyKyrie
@jlhenderson20
@Reflog_18
@David_All103
LeBron is bald.
Bald is a sign of aging.
He's getting too old for this shit.
LeBron plays Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon reboot.
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@Reflog_18
I stand that the Browns should just adopt this past year's Color Rush as full time unis. Get at me.
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@KenCarman
I'm not an expert
But one thing is always true
Joe Buck is the worst
#indianshaikus
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I'm 100% convinced that the Tribe should adopt this as the new logo.
The weather is heating up and we have two hot new launches! New C Feather t shirts and women's tanks are now available in both stores!
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@Reflog_18
I have literally heard people, attending this game, say that all we have to do is win today and then Watson comes back next week and wins 6 straight to get to the playoffs.
They also don't like this Cavs team and want JB fired for the Bucks loss.
Our fans are fun.
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@Charalanahzard
Also, to evolve Galatian Yamask, you have to have it lose at least 49 HP, exclusively from opposing Pokemon attacks, then you can run under the low end of the Dust Bowl arc, and also, don't hassle service workers if they still require you to wear a mask, just follow the rules.
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Fine, I'll put it into the universe:
Cody Bellinger remains unsigned. Guardians have their TV deal. They badly need an OF bat. He makes way too much sense.
It's not going to happen. But I have spoken.
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@HipsterTito
I really just don't like pitchers with 17-year-old-white-girl star tattoos behind their ears.
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@NOTSCCleveland
"Well, we don't have a QB, RB, or coaching stability, and our owner is in legal trouble, but we got ESCALATORS!"
#battling
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I will not tweet about Bryan Shaw. I will not tweet about Bryan Shaw. I will not tweet about Bryan Shaw. I will not tweet about Bryan Shaw.
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@Reflog_18
Trick or treating cuts off when the kids are old enough to be capable of becoming menaces on the evening (so...13?)
Halloween becomes cool again once they have the ability to consume (or access to people with alcohol that they can consume)
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@pattonoswalt
He's strapped his name to every building he can get his hands on, steaks, crappy ties. That he doesn't want his name on this says it all.
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We need to make "Liam Gallagher Names Rappers" a thing.
Liam Gallagher thinking A$AP Rocky's name was Whatsapp Ricky is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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@PeanutButterGmr
@eddyburback
Basically this.
So now, the same parents who demanded trophies for the kid they were certain would become a doctor/president/point guard so they could rub it in other parents' faces and validate their own feelings are telling the next generations that they're snowflakes.
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@KenCarman
@MrKennyKidd
Having no context, my dad has started shouting "WILDCARD, BITCHES!" at the TV when Delly has the ball. I'm so proud.
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Source: Joe Buck now a fervent Nationals fan, credit
@Reflog_18
Source: The Nationals have signed Kyle Schwarber to a one-year deal pending a physical.
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@rejectedjokes
Fire roasted mango White Claw, with a side of artisanal organic lime White Claw, and whole-wheat, flambeed grapefruit White Claw.
Repeating until passed out.
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Take this game. Bury it deep underneath the Earth forever.
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@GameGrumps
Crappy PSA piggybacking off this, but for anyone who does want amiibo for Smash, some Toys R Us stores do have some still hanging around for dirt cheap.
...you do have to fight through the waves of KK Slider 3 packs though.
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@Lowpunch
@exo_alter
@JonTronShow
@h3h3productions
This just in: everything everyone likes is awful.
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@tomgrossicomedy
How the hell did Detroit not give up any future assets AND GET BACK A SECOND to move up 30 spots?
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@sundownmotel
@HelloCullen
@TannerTrue
You know before the Joe Rogan Experiment I was strictly solo. It was the first really buddy I ever had.
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@ShadowTodd
Imagine if football was a concept, as opposed to a thing that was played by people.
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@drewmagary
Much of my family either can't drink or is Slovenian. So Kaluha/Bailey's was a constant since you could drop it in coffee and feel nothing.
That and Amstel Light. I have never seen Amstel Light outside of a Slovenian get-together.
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@KenCarman
It's a shame your draft crush isn't a running back from Georgia. Because then when watching, you'd be Full Chubb.
...I'll leave.
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@H_Grove
At this point, good.
Get embarrassed. Be mad. Take that frustration into the off-season and make the right moves to actually improve the team's weaknesses and not end up here again.
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Jeff Bezos: Biden needs to do something to stop inflation.
Also Jeff Bezos: I'm so rich I'm going to ride Space Mountain all by myself fuck you.
This photo of Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain completely alone is one of the funniest, most pathetic demonstrations of wealth I’ve ever seen.
Imagine having the power eradicate poverty & choosing to instead spend your money and time doing shit like this.
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Me watching the Browns lose their 16th straight opening week game.
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For those of you that want to get your Cleveland Spiders gear ahead of the wave,
@CLECLOTHINGCO
is on it:
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@Q_Review
What's so strange is when I was first getting into Street Fighter IV, I had watched him and Mike Ross' series to learn how to play certain characters.
I check back on his Twitter in the middle of last year and I'm like...dude, what the fuck happened?
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@TribeHotDogs
@SharkWeek
@Indians
That shark seemed to target Mustard quickly.
...anyone seen
@DreKnott
?
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@FranmilsEyebrow
I stood up and screamed watching this with multiple people and they turned back to me as if I was a fool.
Turned out I was but my brain broke in two.
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@Reflog_18
It's an antithesis of NBA Xmas games.
NBA: Here's a great game (with cool jerseys)
NFL: Here's JERSEYS!!!! (plus a game I guess)
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@DannyBKelly
@ringernfl
Check out this run for the Browns and Ravens.
The schedule makers this year were on one.
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@SportsBoyTony
It's sad knowing that I grew up in the early age of the internet, where every adult told me to not believe everything I read and to cite sources...
...and now those adults are happily sharing anything that fits their narrative.
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@roywoodjr
Might not have money. Might just be a long standing, clinically depressed Cleveland fan.
Source: am one.
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@FanaticsSucks
the picture doesn't do it justice (bad lighting )but here you go:
On the left is a Steven Kwan jersey. It's properly home white.
On the right is Andres Gimenez. It's off-white to nearly tan in-person, and the sleeve cuffs look gray.
Unacceptable.
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@biggestjoel
This is the thing - it's absolutely for the parents.
The same generation of people complaining about this are the same ones that, were I to have denied their future Astronaut/Doctor/Point Guard/Actor child a participation trophy, would've ripped my head off.
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Me to my liver every NFL Sunday
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