Hannibal Buress
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Got 3rd place. We'll get em next year.
why did i just meet hannibal buress at the state fair’s pumpkin weigh off
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bullshit.
Denzel Washington will star as Hannibal, the man who attacked Rome atop of an elephant in a film by Antoine Fuqua for Netflix.
(Source: Deadline)
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Jokic act like he just won 3 dollars at the slot machine.
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Americans be like ''let me put you on some UK hip-hop'' and it's just Dave, Little Simz and Central Cee
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they banned me from post game interviews after this
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getting an appraisal tomorrow. time to set up pictures of white people around the place.
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Legalize Everything out Now! on
@netflix
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amazing
Anderson .Paak ordered a cameo from the Island Boys for him and Bruno Mars with their real names. I am simply deceased 💀
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Feb 4th was my birthday. But in light of recent events I'm claiming today also.
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I was working on Scarface reboot. Black Scarface.
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i support this type of chaos
So like… the fuck is the point???
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Americans be like ''let me put you on some UK hip-hop'' and it's just Dave, Little Simz and Central Cee
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Rocket League teammates really be out here with no heart. Quitting while down 2-0 with 4:30 to go.
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just got to houston. where's the best place to get fake jewelry?
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This is a fascinating summary. Yes.
So you really just gonna take the spider man money and never make another special again huh?
@hannibalburess
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Biggie on Get Money. When he said "showed you the safe combinations and all that", I thought he meant drugs that you can combine safely without dying.
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I don't want to hang in Rogers Park after anything in my life. Even if I had a show in Rogers Park I don't want to hang in Rogers Park after.
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Why do gate agents always wanna scold you for making your flight at the last minute instead of celebrating your precision?
Crazy ass Asking me to speed up as I approach the finish line. Ma'am the race is over. Victory is mine.
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Doing an hour of stand up then closing the night out by rapping better than you.
Was hype to find out Hannibal Buress was coming to town but I think he’s rapping
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Thank you. It's my 3rd one. 2/4 3/4 4/2 also. Blessings.
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Why doesn't it work in my hand though.
iPhone 11 Pro survives 30-day dive in a deep-freezing lake [Video]
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Recorded a salsa merengue dubstep EP with
@Fluxpavilion
in 2 days. A true visionary.
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Thank you !
Wishing a very happy birthday to one of our favorites on and off the lanes,
@hannibalburess
! Here’s to another year of hitting that 1-3 pocket 😉
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He's grossly overestimating the coach wilson bag though.
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My day peaked too early when I changed two smoke detector batteries. I think I need those chirps as an antagonist.
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A couple of years ago I ate a cannabis infused meal with
@2chainz
and
@tommychong
and it definitely put me in a zone.
#420
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I took his vision and made it my own. THAT'S A KEY TO LIFE!
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Today I had someone from high school put up an IG story detailing how he and others saved me from getting beat to death by a bunch of Latin Kings on the way to football practice.
I remember this very differently.
but he got more playing time than me so it might be CTE.
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dope to see it come to life like this.
I don’t really come on here anymore, but I wanted to tag
@hannibalburess
so he can see the animation my daughter made for one of his bits.
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Drake and Central Cee’s On the Radar freestyle is out now.
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We were getting cooked so I had to go for the highlight.
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Can't believe the Milwaukee Bucks and Doc Rivers are wasting Patrick Beverley's prime with this losing.
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Finally got my Jerk Ribs truck up and running. Come see your boy on Red River.
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rebuilding my stand up set 10 seconds at a time. 1 set every 8 months.
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Then she asked me for a picture after she scanned my BP.
Just 10 seconds ago you had some real strong issues with my gate approach speed, now we have time for photo ops?
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Gotta just start freestyling every time it feels off.
Do we even have the social skills to live this unmasked life? It’s about to be so weird out there.
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No it's actually worse. I saw my unsent tweet from earlier about Rocket League and I sent it. now I'm replying to you instead of playing Rocket League and quickly realizing this is a waste of life energy and about to immediately abandon twitter and play Rocket League.
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Pat Bev would've never let this happen on his watch.
Rudy Gobert throws a shot at teammate Kyle Anderson during a timeout.
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Played the Star Wars theme just in case Durant did something dope and he did something dope.
#NBAPlayoffs
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Someone get this to
@BenSimmons25
and the
@sixers
at half time. Music by
@Kiefer_on_Keys
and
@brianbabylon
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I'm going back!
‘SNL’: Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant & Kyle Mooney To Exit Alongside Pete Davidson As Major Cast Shake-Up Set For Season Finale
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let's take the best 500 hot takes about turkey and engrave them in a wall in Turkey. and then never speak of it again.
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Let that man take his dive in peace and feed his fam.
BREAKING: Anderson Silva's ability to compete in Saturday's main event boxing match against Jake Paul is under review by the Arizona Boxing and MMA Commission. (via
@marcraimondi
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Need a new video editor. Only accepting submissions from folks that were born on 3/13/99 or 3/13/90
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You ever juke on a girl while drunk crying about Jak Knight dying? 10/10 experience.
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DJ Burgerfeet at North bar right now. 1637 w north bar. congrats to the GDs on another successful festival.
we playing Will Smith vs
@jaden
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You ever be looking through your contacts and realize that you have a dead person blocked?
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God doesn't create shooters. Dell Curry does.
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me and the Latin Kings have had an unspoken peace treaty for 39 years and counting.
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@hannibalburess
Really?!?!? You’re just gonna walk away and not tell us why?!?! Really?
#EricAndre
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He snapped.
My 6-year-old loves to play with loops on GarageBand. He created this music after days of experiments. He asked me to post it on YouTube.
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They got a white lady doing my twists today. She's probably competent but I definitely feel a way about it.
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Shawty acting all bumfuzzled. Everything is cattywampus.
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Don't worry. I'll hold the city down until Donda drops
@kanyewest
produced by
@mubzgotbeats
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Barkley Golf was the only sketch I got on SNL when I wrote there in 2009-10. And my cousin Percy actually came up with the concept. So actually I have 0 sketches.
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popped out in Detroit at Bruiser Thanksgiving.
performed Vaneers (veneers) (vanears)
was hella nervous before .
thanks to
@xdannyxbrownx
@ZelooperZ
for hyping.
@xskywlkr
for DJing
@DARTparker
and
@danameyerson
for helping set it up.
congrats on a dope event.
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Didn't want to start the new year with this type of energy but it is what it is.
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Damn Daniel....
The worst part of Bitcoin 2022 was the comedy festival. The headliner
@hannibalburess
actually said "we should put childrens books on the blockchain to counteract the environmental damage"
We have funny bitcoiners like
@giacomozucco
and
@thecryptoc0up1e
- why not include them?
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I'm mad at him for lying because I WISH I had this story. it's so absurd. I would've used it constantly to deflect questions
Journalist: So in 2014 you got on stage and... -
Me: In 1998 THE LATIN KINGS BEAT ME OUTTA MY SHOULDER PADS! And that's why I make music now!
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Sometimes, you just lose yourself in a role. You fully become the character you’re portraying. This is method acting at it’s finest ladies and gentleman.
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just started punching my uber driver in the back of the head over some damn construction rerouting.
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a message to the Jehovah's witnesses of Los Angeles.
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Here's some information that's only specific to a small segment of the population.
Saturday's first show with
@Thundercat
is now an hour earlier at 3:30
New
@handsomerambler
podcast episode with
@Mike_Eagle
available now.
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Beating Last of Us 2 in one sitting. Head to my YT channel tonight as I break down my old specials live at 6pm pst 9pm est. Miami Nights premieres July 3rd at 6pm pst 9pm est
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purple tie guy seems like a jobber. too easy to be real. Early match on Monday night nitro type shit.
“The people on FOX News talk about athletes that way. That’s my issue.”
JJ Redick didn’t hold back 😳
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i've weathered the adderall shortage and I don't think I'm returning. How've you been handling it?
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Sold discounted White Sox tickets door to door.
Just wondering...what's the most "Chicago" job you've ever had? (i.e. bagger at da Jewels...)
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I lift weights
Majors artists have been droppin mid after mid…
What are some HARD songs??
I need something to go to the gym and listen to
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I've watched one full movie in the past four months and it was a documentary on card counting on the Bezos network.
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so I guess with all these movies bring delayed you got your wish of studios not releasing anything for a minute so you can get caught up.
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