Breaking my self-imposed Twitter exile to make sure that Congressman Mike Lawler sees my call for him to be fired for breaking his promise and lying to my face.

Breaking news! #HIGNFYUS Season 2 premieres this Saturday at 9 PM on @CNN. We welcome guests: attorney George Conway & comedian Andy Richter! Points! Next day @StreamonMax!

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.@CNN has renewed "Have I Got News For You" (@hignfyus) for a second season! The series, produced by @HatTrickProd for #CNNOriginals, returns in early 2025 with host @roywoodjr and team captains @ambermruffin and @michaelianblack. https://t.co/JEUbIoiru1

Pretty sure I'm leaving Twitter. I'll continue monitoring this account but it sucks here.

[Matt Gaetz showing up for his confirmation] Chris Hansen: Hi Matt. Why don't you have a seat.

Republicans care so much about children they’re installing a pedophile attorney general.

I will note it includes the line, "Ayn Rand is cumming in her grave."

I wrote this for the Daily Beast.

Happening in Congress right now, a former Dept of Defense official saying, under oath, the the US has in its possession UFOs. He is the second such former DoD official to testify such.

I wrote about Elon Musk and his new, quixotic adventure. https://t.co/iiFvYJ0zq4

The Rocky III reboot we didn't know we needed.

Psyched for this.

DO YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

I don't give a shit who Trump picks for his Cabinet. Paula Deen, Hulk Hogan, that kid who mowed his lawn that time. It's all good by me.

Congratulations to the new Homeland Security Secretary: The guy who swam naked with no visible genitals, in the Bass Pro Shops aquarium!

I wrote about the comfort of tea. https://t.co/JB3hSbY9Sk

We need a good laugh these days. If only @michaelianblack had two shows in Grand Rapids this month. Oh wait... 🎟️: https://t.co/kf3SX775aD

Go see Judy. She's one of the best.

"A lot of people are urging people like me to turn it into something positive. Take to the streets! Protest! Cancel your subscriptions! Nah. I’m not falling for that again...right now I’ve got other things I’d rather do. What things? Literally anything."

Which federal program was that again?