Jerry Seinfeld
@JerrySeinfeld
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The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
Joined July 2011
Liz was always the sweetest, nicest TV mom a son could wish for. Every time she came on our show it was the coziest feeling for me. So lucky to have known her.
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Maybe just this once, just for this Festivus 2020, we take pass on the “Airing of Grievances”. .
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We made this little tribute to one of our favorite people ever in the world of comedy, the one and only Bob Einstein. (And yes, I did give him the car. )
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What about "Bee Movie 2"?.What's going on with that?.Should I?.Any interest?.
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Deeply contemplating “Seinfeld” re-boot if I can lock up @Pete_Alonso20 for next episode of “The Boyfriend”.
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I love the coffee. .I love the cars. .I love the comedians. .And yes, doing the show with Eddie was really special.
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Always loved Larry King and will miss him. The ‘canceled’ bit was just me having fun with his little mistake. Nothing more. Or less. #ripLarry❤️.
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I do love all the Festivus nonsense every year. Holidays are nice but some silliness was good to add. Thanks again to Dan O'Keefe.
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I love this Festivus display our great friends at Sony in Culver City have set up. What I love most about Festivus is the great speech we wrote for Jerry Stiller telling the story and they’ve done a beautiful job laying it out graphically.
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Trending after 4 years on @Netflix. Maybe there’s a silly, fun show shortage? Appreciate you appreciating.
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Here we go!.Unfrosted on May 3rd. Let’s light this candle!
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A small but very important place in my life .can now be an important but still small place in your life.
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In 1988 at the Westway Diner on 9th Ave, Larry David and I hatched an idea for a show about a comedian but with no story. Ted Sarandos was 24 years old working as a sales manager for a Blockbuster distributor in Phoenix.
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You better believe I will be on stage tonight 8:00pm @GothamComedy Opening God Damn Night!.NYC Lives!.
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The Original.Coffee-drinking.Car-driving.Comedian-talking.talk show.July 19.@netflixisajoke
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Trevor Bauer to the rescue!.Love this guy. The @RobManfred proposed changes I have heard are reckless and disrespectful to the beautiful game. It has a special magic to have lasted so long. #hardtocreate.#easytodamage.
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New episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee only on @NetflixIsAJoke July 19. @rickygervais
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"Is This Anything?" is the title of my new book because that’s what comedians say to each other about any new bit they want to try.
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The first episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee went online ten years ago -- on our own website, without any press or promotion. Just me and Larry David having a funny conversation. We called it a web series because nobody knew what streaming television was. (1/2).
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Your time is valuable. One car, two comedians, and some coffee. That’s plenty. We like to think short. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, streaming July 6 on @Netflix.
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12 comedians, 12 hand-picked cars, and of course endless coffee. New episodes of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee stream July 6, only on @NetflixIsAJoke.
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At one point I was thinking about an invention of the Pop Tart movie. Imagine the drunk .on sugar-power .Kellogg’s cereal culture of the mid-60’s in Battle Creek, MI. That’s a vibe I could work with.
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Gary, you are the best. But,.it is not technically correct with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the 9th to say, “The Nats are down to their final strike.”.Because a base hit gives them at least 2 more strikes. It would be accurate to say, “The Mets NEED only one strike.”.@garykeithron.
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Tonight on Fallon: @MirandaSings and me - the All-Star team of Tonight Show Pictionary. #cantmakeherhappy
http://t.co/LrrbJZJifx.
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Tweets are just our jealousy of birds. "Why should they be the only ones dropping a series of small daily turds upon the earth? We can too.".
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I cannot understand the spelling and pronunciation of Worcester, Mass. So I'm coming in for 2 shows Saturday night to figure it out.
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I always thought one of the funniest parts of Frank's Festivus origins story was that he was buying a doll for his son.
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I love these two guys. They’re so busy and that they were able to grab a quick coffee with me is the biggest deal I could ever imagine. Thanks to Paul Kaminski, Dan Mora and everyone at DC, the greatest comic book brand, for this incomparable experience.
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Pretty obvious the basic structure of my show was based on .The MTM Show. Hub of the wheel, let's say. But I adored her. Perfection.
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Alright, I'm here in Worcester for my shows tonight and.Nobody here can even agree on how the hell you say it. Not giving up . .
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Here’s more about “UNFROSTED - The Pop Tart Story”.1. Yes, it is the same lunatic writing team that gave you the uncomfortable hit. “Bee Movie”. 2. The story of how the Pop Tart was invented is told like “The Right Stuff”. 3. A few parts we did not make up. 4. I work clean.
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No superpowers, no evil masterminds, just two comedians having some coffee. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is now streaming on @netflix.
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Ten years later, we have produced 84 episodes and we’re on Netflix. It’s a crazy story, and this book seems like a good way to tell it, along with some of my favorite photos and dialogue. The Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book is out November 22.
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I’m also in the Abbey Road photo if you look closely.
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. As I rained blows upon him, I thought to myself, 'There must be a better way.'.Happy Festivus everybody !!.
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"I reached for Cespedes, but so did another team. As I rained money upon him, I realized there had to be another way. A one-year opt out.".
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Justin Bieber Runs Into Jerry Seinfeld in His Lamborghini. I told him if I make Bee Movie 2.Justin Bee-ber and Jeff Bee-zos are definitely in.
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Science and nature make the rules of this game. “Bees don’t care what human beings think is impossible.”. Nov. 2, 2007.
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Now that even super-villains want stand up specials, only secret agent comedians can stop them!.23 Hours to Kill — May 5th — @netflixisajoke
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I was in the bathroom. Did I just miss a Seinfeld Reunion?.http://t.co/Gt7ygcc8lY.#overcheer.#SB48.#SuperBowl.@Acura_Insider.
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So honored CCC will be considered among these outstanding shows. Time to get the shine off my '93 Emmy tux. @acura
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I asked @GothamComedy if I could be the first on stage at 7:00pm. They said ‘Yes’. So that’s when.
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I know cows are ‘her’. But I like a cow with a ‘him’ voice for that scene.
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As I've said many times, if you don't get Jerry Lewis, you don’t understand comedy. Spending an afternoon with.
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Thank you everyone for all the wonderful good feelings about the show. We loved every second of making it for you. #RespectComedyGods.#25.
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Me and Elaine from the "Seinfeld" show about to bust onto the Last Letterman. We felt so honored.
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Dear @ynscspds,.Once again you have thrilled all of Met Land!.We are so excited that you chose us. We love watching you play. Talk soon. .
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Season 5 of Comedians in Cars starts Nov. 6th:.@jimmyfallon.@KevinHart4real.@amyschumer.@billburr.Fred Armisen.@AliEWentworth.@MirandaSings.
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Couldn't love "Trainwreck" more. @amyschumer too good to live. Maybe the most opposite of the title movies ever made. @iamcolinquinn great.
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Thanks @SenSchumer for getting SAVE OUR STAGES in the COVID relief bill. I got to help a tiny bit. Politics is much easier than I thought. Let’s keep fixing things!
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Today is of course, my favorite milk expires day when you need a sinister talking cow punchline. #Ju-ly3rd. .
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Just to be clear on the Pop Tarts, I really did love them as a kid. Just not now. But regardless, whatever works for the joke, that's what I'm going to say. @PopTartsUS.
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High school can be tough, but it gets better. Just take it from Massapequa’s two most famous losers.
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I am postponing my shows this weekend at @BeaconTheatre, in NYC. Let’s do this another time when we can relax and enjoy it a lot more.
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New episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee only on @NetflixIsAJoke July 19. @iamjamiefoxx
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You too can have the breakfast of Jerrys: three fried eggs up, very very very stiff bacon, and a lot of laughs.
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TRUDEAU TURNS TO SEINFELD TACTICS TO TAME TOWN HALL HECKLERS . Try throwing paper towels into the crowd.
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I think maybe it was the way the cow didn’t want anyone to hear him/her say, “July. 3rd. ” to the farmer milking him/her. It was a little conspiratorial. That was the funny part. Also that a cow could even know about calendars. It was just a lot of things. .
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I’ll be on @FallonTonight on Thanksgiving, and we’re looking for people to record video of themselves performing any bit from “Is This Anything?” that we can show on the air. Do the bit any way you want – no need to imitate me. Send your video to seinfeldchallenge@tonightshow.com
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If you see @galifianakisz and Jerry in a bike shop, maybe just say hey instead of filming them.
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When @mets get hot it's different from Knicks, Yanks or Rangers. It feels like something crazy is happening. #thebest.#backinthenygroove.
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Can’t wait to play my first UK shows in 8 years, next July at Hammersmith Apollo. Tickets on sale Friday with this ticket link @EventimApollo.
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I can't believe how upset I am about two teams I have absolutely no interest in. #reallyupset.#justhatedumbnessiguess.
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New episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee only on .@NetflixIsAJoke. Now streaming. @rickygervais
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Season 8 is almost here!.First guest will be…the irresistible @JimGaffigan!.You've never seen two men eat pastrami like this.
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“Rise and shine, pretty boy”.What better way to celebrate almost 30 years since “The Boyfriend” than a creepy $40 clock?.#timelessepisode.@SNYtv.
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We've got @realtracymorgan in a @ferrari 288 GTO, Jerry Lewis in a 1966 @jaguar E Series Roadster, @danacarvey in a Meyers Manx Dune Buggy, and Kate McKinnon in a 1962 @Fiat 600 Multipla. What more could you want? Now streaming on @Netflixisajoke.
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I've saved every bit I ever wrote, that worked on stage, from 1975 to this year, and assembled it all chronologically along with some memories and analysis of each significant period.
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I think I miss casual tweeting. Haven't really done much lately. Any point to it?.
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On this day, I’m giving thanks for the inspired insanity of my new passive-aggressive friend @MirandaSings . http://t.co/pnDrwXuIXF.
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New episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee only on @NetflixIsAJoke. Now streaming. @Sethrogen
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