This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, .Chappelle, David K.

As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle. http://t.co/LCJZmNsn.

I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue. Must. keep. tweeting.

Why'd twitter change my picture to an egg?.

Chinese Riddle:.If a man does not tweet does he exist?.

Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm).

I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!.

I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?.

Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization. .

Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.