Jay
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Just remembered when Martin Tyler said: “De-Bruyne. De-Gea. D-erby.”
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Rebekah Vardy selling Coleen Rooney’s Instagram stories to the press
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No way I found a sculpture yesterday of Arsenal fans after the north London derby 😭
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Oh it’s so much better when football news is announced out of the blue and they aren’t spoiled by ‘Fab’ or ‘Orny’ beforehand
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I can guarantee that Alan Shearer is going to tweet something like ‘Good morning ☺️’ and get 250,000 likes
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I cannot believe this, I have been done SO dirty by my Evri driver.
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@pidorasm
@PoliticsForAlI
@BBCNews
@Ground_app
If they carry on the way they have, they’ll be going into lockdown every few weeks/months until the end of time. It worked well to begin with, but it’s not sustainable in the long term
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Chelsea will lose some games this year and Spurs will somehow get the blame
Mauricio Pochettino bottling a 1-0 lead a Soccer Aid is the most Spurs thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭
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@Miss_Snuffy
@danwootton
I think it’s pretty obvious that the account you’ve quoted knows this and is joking
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I sent this in a couple of group chats before kick off and I’m crying that it was actually an understatement
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This is my copium
For those many people asking, as I said previously and it's still the case, I understand Nuno Espirito Santo is not a candidate for Spurs' vacant managerial role.
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Dug himself a hole, now he's trying to get out. Hypocrisy at its finest.
http://t.co/zYUcYAOurd
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@nusuk
@MaliaBouattia
I hope you're happy that you've elected a candidate that incites violence and promotes terrorism.
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“What happened to men”
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@thfcem28
I was just thinking this… remember 4-0 away the year before so vividly but I literally don’t remember last season’s
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@AlasdairGold
You say ‘part of Wolves' travelling squad for their match at Brentford’, I say ‘travelling to London’ 👀
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Pogba Senior has made his way onto a Facebook group mocking Americans
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@Shrewsburywolf
@GaryLineker
@LCFC
@BBCMOTD
Bet you think lockdown is about ‘controlling the people’ and the vaccine ‘has been rushed’, too.
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Going to be a long day for Antonio Neil when he logs into the bird app
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Crying that this guy is actually still active on Twitter and likes stuff etc despite not tweeting in over six years
Last Tweet Until Spurs Win Either
*Champions League
*Premier League
*Europa League
*FA Cup
*League Cup
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Doesn’t mention the one player that literally always scores against them
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@davina_thfc
Funny thing is that the video is outdated and there are other things that could be added…
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I know this isn’t a lot, but I’m pretty proud of this.
I remember being nominated to do a 5k during the early parts of lockdown and genuinely struggling to do a single km.
Since being made redundant, I decided to start running regularly. So happy it’s starting to pay off! 🏃♂️
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@iamcobbina
When you fail a set that you “should have done” and have to let the whole gym know that you can do better
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Was watching the
#GavinAndStacey
Christmas Special 2008 behind the scenes episode last night, and look what James Corden said right at the end! 😮
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Crying. Every year our American relatives send us a Christmas card with an awful family photo attached. Here is this year's one:
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Ekin-Su: What would you say if I went to casa amor and kissed someone?
Davide: I’d say you fucked up twice
I’m crying
#LoveIsland
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Becoming a homeowner 🏠
BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Has he considered respecting Spanish culture? You know, considering he was so keen on everyone respecting Qatari culture in December!
Let's enjoy football away from any other disgusting things
@FCBarcelona
Disfrutemos del fútbol lejos de cualquier otra cosa asquerosa.
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A guy on the tube yesterday asked me what time it was.
“It’s 3:30.”
“Okay thanks, BST?”
No mate I’m gonna give you Azerbaijan Standard Time instead of U.K. time aren’t I?
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@STEFANCOYS
Hilarious that they can’t admit we played well, especially after everything they’d been saying in the week
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Quite different I think…
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