Peter Crouch
@petercrouch
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The Catholic Vote, Trump, & Affordability What’s the POLLING, what’s the solution??? Cortes Chalk Talk time. @CatholicVote Plus, article link in replies…
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Give it to Wirtz !
🗓️ On This Day | 2005 It was 20 years ago today Peter Crouch scored his first Liverpool goal. Time flies. @petercrouch ✊ https://t.co/xpymGqsjfI
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I’m so used to saying piss off Karl 🫨 Feels weird this @PeterCrouchPod
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We just published "The Definitive Guide to Bitcoin Inheritance." We break down everything you need to know about securing your legacy: from Custodial and DIY solutions to the new standard of Autonomous Inheritance, leveraging on-chain timelocks. Read the full guide:
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The Sovereignty Paradox Bitcoin introduced the world to true digital sovereignty. For the first time, individuals can hold wealth securely without relying on banks, governments, or custodians. This...
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I do a better one Elon
Thanks Jack ❤️
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That was some buzz Then it wasn’t
18 years ago tonight, during the infamous Croatia loss at Wembley. David Beckham with one of the most underrated assists ever seen in an England shirt. Pure class. https://t.co/xCGO5FP3DI
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Imagine being Kenny McLean; you grow up desperate to play football, you graft your whole life for it but you’re never sure if you’re going to get to experience a World Cup like the one you watched your country play in as a 6 years old boy. Then, at the age of 33, an injury to a
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I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet
🗣️ "After scoring four goals against Norwich, I came home expecting my wife to congratulate me. But she didn't say a word. The next day she looked at me and said, 'Do you know why I didn't congratulate you? Because here, you're still my husband, the father of your daughter... the
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Underrated: Starting homeschool mid-year Overrated: Waiting until next fall while your kids spend another semester being indoctrinated The "right time" to reclaim your children's education is right now. January might be the best decision you ever make.
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“Things can’t get any worse can they ?” “They can” 👀 tomorrow
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The best time of a young players career this. I remember hanging around the training ground till it went dark Loved every minute of it #eggyboff
🎶 Stand By Me 🎶 Sung by the Tottenham Hotspur youth team… December 2011… Lead singers: Andros Townsend, Oscar Jansson and Tom Carroll… 👏 Backing singers include a young Harry Kane, Ryan Mason, Alex Pritchard… 👏 Cameraman: Dean Parrett https://t.co/JbCJtti6tL
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Class act
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Dear Customer, we regret to inform you that delivery of the “AI Data Center” Girder & Panel Building Set you ordered has been delayed. In the meantime, perhaps the aspiring industrial engineer on your gift list would enjoy our classic “Hydro Dynamic Building Set” instead. With
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My 7 year old is tall enough for the ride and his dads too tall 😂😂 Maybe next year son
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Has a penalty ever won goal of the month? Because that’s the territory that we’re in.
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