Peter Crouch
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Incredible from Mbappe but I was doing this shit in 2006
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We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time
Hikers have taken footage of what they believe are ‘aliens' in Brazil
They said they moved very quickly and seemed to be around 10ft tall
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I’m ok guys thanks for your concern
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I know it’s only a game and some things are much bigger but imagine all our games went ahead this weekend.
Black armbands, silences observed, national anthem, Royal band playing etc to the millions around the world watching ?
Isn’t that a better send off ?
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Extremely proud to be the Pfa player of the year trophy
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Congratulations! It was a pleasure sharing your big day with you 👋🏻 x
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After a lot of deliberation this summer I have decided to retire from football !
Our wonderful game has given me everything.
I’m so thankful to everyone who helped me get there and to help me stay there for so long. X
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A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time.
So much so I lent
@ladygaga
one of my suits
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That is outstanding but my record of 2 goals for 644 clubs still stands
To beat Messi’s 644 goal record, someone will have to score an average of 43 goals a season for 15 years....for one club. 🤯
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If you told me at 17 I’d play in World Cups , get to a champions league final , win the Fa cup and get 100
@premierleague
goals I would have avoided you at all costs.
It’s been an absolute dream come true 🤖
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If I’d have been playing in the VAR era my long arms would have been offside for about 50 goals 😕
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Everyone is so friendly in burnley. Very thoughtful
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Our beautiful baby boy was born Monday 3rd June mother and baby Divock Samrat Crouch are doing well
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This is literally how I enter the dance floor
Just seen how giraffes eat grass and I don't think I'm ever going to get over it 😂😂
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I’m alive and well and this gag comes out twice a year 😒
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I’m ready Jose
#thereturn
🤖
🗣 Jose Mourinho jokes he may be forced to turn to a familiar face at Tottenham!
"I was not aware of the possibility, but,
@petercrouch
!"
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I look at my boy everyday and think I should have called him Divock
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Not sure I’d have many goals left if maguires was no goal 😬
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I hate technology so much
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Kaka got lucky that year
🎯 2006-07
@ChampionsLeague
top scorers:
🇧🇷 Kaká: 10
🏴 Peter Crouch: 6
🇳🇱 Ruud van Nistelrooy: 6
🇪🇸 Fernando Morientes: 6
🇨🇮 Didier Drogba: 6
🇪🇸 Raúl: 5
#UCL
#rewind
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Please retweet or fave if you would like me to recreate?
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Our boy is beautiful the name is still to be clarified unfortunately Abs not going for Divock Samrat
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My pointy elbows wouldn’t stand a chance in today’s game 😂
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Calm down I haven’t done it for ages
Robots could destabilise world through war and unemployment, says UN
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Here he is . Heir to the throne . Johnny crouch born 3/1/18
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Pleased to equal salahs premier league record today . We both got one
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If Messi comes to the prem and the stadiums are empty it will be a travesty 😩
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Back in the game 🕺🏼
Chelsea could solve set piece problems by signing tall players, says Lampard. By
@JacobSteinberg
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A little toast to
@Cristiano
I watched him score more international goals than anyone ever last night from here
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Don’t worry we talk about it loads in our house
Peter Crouch’s European record isn’t talked about enough:
• 22 goals/assists in 29 Champions League starts 🔥
• 7 goals/assists in 7 Europa League starts 🔥
= a goal/assist every 111 minutes in Europe
World class numbers on the biggest stage.
Happy retirement Crouchy 👏👏👏
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Messi caught up in better than crouch shock
@petercrouch
yet to reach 100 premier league goals in years of playing. Messi has 100 goals in Champions League. He is twice as short but twice the player of Crouchie. Well done Leo.
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I’ve been training for this
Just cleaning the copas now
#backstronger
🚨 Harry Redknapp could make a shock return to management with Leeds United.
Could he keep them up? 🤔
(Source:
@MailSport
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Anyone up for a few more podcasts while we are in lockdown ?
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I have a real affection for Andorra since I scored half my international goals against them
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Congratulations Scotland !
I know you hate us but I was pleased for you 😂😂
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It’s only funny because I wasn’t seriously injured
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Thank god
The home schooling was killing me 🙋🏼♂️
Harry Redknapp has been drafted in by caretaker boss Jonathan Woodgate as Bournemouth search for a new manager.
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Congrats to
@JamesMilner
on beating my record of
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substitute appearances.
It’s the one they all want! 😬
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How do you guarantee getting a two footer in the first 5 mins ⬇️
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@cookiie992
@dazg93
cheers
@dazg93
really enjoyed making it, thanks for the feedback, enjoy ya course fella 👍🏻
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We had lovely evening . Catch you soon Shaq x
Shaquille O'Neal next to a replica of the tallest man to have lived [via ]
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I think it’s a close one but Harry just edges it for me
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Youngsters these days have no regard for tradition . We don’t get to Finals of world cups . How dare they
#BRAvENG
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What a cracking goal
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One of the best playmakers we’ve ever seen.
Could nick you 91 goals in a season as well which is a bonus
Messi was really doing all of this while scoring 91 goals in a year. 😭😭😭
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Dust off the cv
@OfficialClancy
we are back in the game
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I’ll head straight to the spare room 🤦🏼♂️
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Sir Alex Ferguson documentary is the best thing I’ve seen for while.
No matter who you support you have to admire greatness
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“This Var is terrible for the game” - quote from Abbey Clancy 2019
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No chance with me I’m afraid Phil
Retweet if you’d let Phil flop it over you from a tight lie two feet in front of tour face 😳
(🎥:
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Agreed but that same leg was scoring the winner in the San siro there 😉
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🤦🏼♂️
😂
@petercrouch
really forgot that he'd scored in both legs of a Champions League quarter-final...
"Good times!" 👌
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Ok enough
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I went to bed last night and imagined I was starting today.
I am a child again 😂
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Salah has scored 70 goals in 100 games for
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Thats more than Suarez, Torres, Fowler, Owen and Crouch after 100
Impressive
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Gareth and I tore teams apart with our pace that year
#OnThisDay
2nd November 2010. Champions League - Group A
Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 Internazionale
@rafvdvaart
(18)
@petercrouch
(61) Pavlyuchenko (89). Eto'o (80)
#COYS
#THFC
#Spurs
#UEFA
#ChampionsLeague
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I've had some proud moments in my career but 2nd in the dads race today was special .
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Ahhhhh the old picking apples routine . She’s going straight through my repertoire on this trip 🔥
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That was the record he wanted
Well done Mo you should be so proud
2 - Mohamed Salah is only the second player to score against both AC Milan and Inter Milan in the same Champions League season, after Peter Crouch for Tottenham in 2010-11. Robot.
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Proof that heading can be a thing of beauty 😍
Siempre es bueno recordarlo.
Esto es una de las mayores SALVAJADAS que he visto.
Activa sonido🔊
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Games gone 🤦🏼♂️
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I don’t think anyone has ever brought me more joy watching football than this man. Stat 😮
Ronaldo scored 88 goals by taking the ball around the goalkeeper during his career.
That works out at 21% of his career goals!
Remarkable. 🤯
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All skill
Nothing to do with being 8ft
50 - Peter Crouch scored his 50th headed Premier League goal in Stoke’s final day match against Southampton – the first and only player to reach this landmark in the competition (ended on 53). Trademark.
#OptaPLSeasons
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Are they really wearing it??
😂😂
The huddersfield town kit is real and it does look quite bad
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