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Town Planner based in London, working in renewables across the UK. Views my own. RTs not always endorsements. Domestic tourism fan. He/him.

London | Nottingham
Joined April 2012
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Check out the full name of the guy who scored against England hahhhaha
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Tweet took so long to send they've taken two wickets since
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6 days
All part of the plan?
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big john the boshfather
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Another wonderful trip to London , whatever you hear or are told it is a wonderful city. Don’t believe everything bad you are told. London is great. Bosh.
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I've had to change flight to a completely different destination as I refused to get on the Leicester City plane 👍
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Having to keep all my thoughts in my head while I await a suitable time to reply to everyone in the UK so I don't wake them up with WhatsApp notifications
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10 days
V happy for Sangare, deserves it
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10 days
Panna Cotta for dogs
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12 days
Just finished reading this book and have to say it was utterly superb
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12 days
Forgot to post that I finished this book, another hit from the GOAT
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14 days
This proves the powers know that on balance VAR was a mistake. They can easily remove game changing 'clear & obvious errors' but won't because it'll slow things. Instead we will keep on waiting mins for the brains trust to decide subjective handball/fouls https://t.co/BjWECciO43
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Nottingham Forest boss Sean Dyche is frustrated after Casemiro's goal from a corner is allowed to stand, but VAR will not be changing to include them in its remit.
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16 days
Buzzing for Thailand on Friday 🇹🇭
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17 days
Leg extension 82.5kg ✔️ Shoulder press 67.5kg ✔️ Leg press 190kg ✔️ Leg curl 82.5kg ❌ Low row 92.5kg ✔️ Chest press 92.5kg✔️ Pull down 92.5kg ✔️ (basically)
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17 days
Gonna try & do 1 rep of max on all the resistance machines in gym, place your bets Leg ext 82.5kg ❓ Shoulder press 67.5kg ❓ Leg press 190kg question ❓ Leg curl 82.5kg ❓ Low row 92.5kg ❓ Chest press 92.5kg ❓ Pull down 92.5kg (no leg holder so will probs wont work) ❓
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17 days
Remembered a dream from last night where Nigel Clough and his backroom staff were sacked from Mansfield and rather than replace them they just played the next game with no one in the dugout
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18 days
When the corner shop got "Not For Individual Resale" Lucozades 👌
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19 days
Rest in peace Mick Carter
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19 days
Walking around suburbia on a night like this it is so tempting to go trick or treating
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19 days
The devastation in Jamaica is crazy 😞
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20 days
Honestly don't think I've ever heard of a letting agent actually doing their job, they are so lucky there's a housing crisis
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Alex Wickham
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Here’s the email chain between Rachel Reeves’ husband and their lettings agent. The lettings agent offers to apply for the license. Her husband says yes please. The agent says they’ll do it.
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