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Town Planner based in London, working in renewables across the UK. Views my own. RTs not always endorsements. Domestic tourism fan. He/him.

London | Nottingham
Joined April 2012
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Reliably informed people don't say "gaffer" in Germany so I'm either impressed at this guy's ball knowledge or disappointed Newcastle are putting out false quotes
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@BBCSport
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It's done! 🔒. Newcastle have completed the signing of Malick Thiaw from AC Milan ✍️
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Liam Livingstone is dangerously GOATed.
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Generate videos in just a few seconds. Try Grok Imagine, free for a limited time.
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They are really embarrassing themselves now.
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Crystal Palace F.C.
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At a time when we should be celebrating our victory in the Community Shield at Wembley, the decision by UEFA and followed by the Court of Arbitration for Sport shows that sporting merit is rendered meaningless. Full statement 👇. #CPFC.
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RT @xylottie: They would think of twitter user @JordLPM of course.
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Don't ask why I'm here on a Monday but someone in the pub just came up to me and started asking for help as though I worked here hahahah (and then refused to take my help when I revealed I don't work here).
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So happy for him.
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RASHFORD TO RAPHINHA 🔥🔥🔥
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RT @MoSalah: Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?.
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Haircut secured.
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RT @BenJoyceFoot: Genuinely insane to post this, completely ignoring how he died, who was responsible, that they have remained a member of….
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RT @dlLambo: Absolute cowards @UEFA . Who killed him?. How did he die?. Israel remains a full member of UEFA despite its teams playing on i….
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Who remembers Dolly Mixtures?.
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My hair is too long. It’s true. Everyone agrees. I need a haircut.
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Glad to finish this book, not because it was bad (it was fine) but because I'm tired of being the simpleton on the tube reading a fiction book by Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet, EastEnders and Roman Kemp fame
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So MPs need to get paid £1m per year to encourage the “brightest and best” but civil servants (who actually do the work that runs the country) shouldn’t even be encouraged with a humble ice cream.
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EXC: Civil Servants Handed Taxpayer-Funded Free Ice Cream for No Reason
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as Ekitike*.
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Awoniyi scored the same amount of Bundesliga goals the season before he joined us than Ekitike, and more than Sesko.
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Nooooooooooo.
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How on earth has mediocre Championship nobody Angus Gunn been called up to the England squad? We have at least 10 better/more proven keeper ffs.
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Coming up to 7 years at my company, soon be longer than I was at Secondary School/Sixth Form, what a concept.
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In a good place right now, not Edinburgh, just mentally
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Going to all the Uni buildings for Edinburgh Fringe making me miss uni 😭.
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