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Saudi Arabia players to get a Rolls-Royce each for defeating Argentina.
Wow 👏🏼
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Maradona never won the Copa America
Pele never played in Europe
Ronaldo never won the Champions League
Cryuff never win the World Cup
Cristiano never win the World Cup
Messi won it all
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Reminder: Wayne Rooney is younger than Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Jose Mourinho wants FIFA to prevent African players from representing countries other than their country of origin. He thinks such a rule would help African countries win the World Cup. 🏆
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Germany should have concentrated on football instead of disrespecting a country's law. 👀
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Meet Fernando, Real Madrid's bus driver for the last 13 years.
He has been to more UEFA Champions League Finals than Manchester City football club.
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Unpopular opinion:
Sadio Mane was carrying Liverpool not Mohamed Salah.
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Klopp called Toni Kroos a genius.
Johan Cruyff said he should of won the Ballon d’Or.
Xavi said Kroos reminds him of himself.
Paul Scholes said he tried to play like Kroos.
Guardiola said he is the most bravest player he has seen.
One of the greatest midfielders ever.
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🚨UNPOPULAR OPINION: Gareth Bale has had a better career than Neymar 👀🔥
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Greek police have set Harry Maguire's bail at €5000 but Manchester United are willing to offer €3000 plus Jesse Lingard and Phil Jones...
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Bellingham 🗣️: “I want to win 5 Ballon d'Ors like Cristiano Ronaldo.”
Reporter 🗣️: “Why not 7 like Messi?”
Bellingham 🗣️: “I said I wanted to win, not steal.” 😂😂😂
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"Baby wait. There's a counter attack"
"Ahh. Do not end the call. It's Werner."
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Pep Guardiola begging for another £500m from the Sheikh:
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José Mourinho:
• Pogba is a virus, not a team player.
• Martial is lazy and needs to leave the club.
• Rashford can't be Man United's main striker.
• Luke Shaw doesn't use his head.
The Special One will always be right.
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Jadon Sancho since arriving in the Premier League:
• 30 games
• 3 goals
• 3 assists
A flop nobody is talking about.
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Kids today will never know how good this man was. 🇪🇸
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De Gea conceded 70 goals in 21 games against Man City
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BREAKING: Management is consistently calling Messi but it's Mateo who receives the call. He's just saying "HalaMadrid" and disconnecting the call.
😂😂😂
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Gareth Bale has had a better career than Neymar 👀
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Manchester United U11s beat Stoke City 6-3 yesterday.
Wayne Rooney's son Kai Rooney scored a hat-trick and assisted the other three goals. 😯👏🏻
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10 July 2016: Cristiano Ronaldo won his first International Trophy
10 July 2021: Lionel Messi won his first International Trophy
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Barcelona now have to pay Liverpool £5m in add ons as Coutinho has won the Champions League 😂
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Raphinha: My dream is to win 3 Champions Leagues in a row with Barcelona, like Vidal did.
Journalist: Did Vidal win 3 Champions Leagues in a row?
Raphinha: No, he dreamed it too.
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Portugal had won ZERO trophies before Ronaldo.
He took them to two Euro finals, won a Euro, and won a Nations League trophy.
Now he's 37.
And he is getting hate for not performing at his usual level.
This is crazy to me. He's done nothing to deserve this treatment.
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Both training like they’re facing each other at Wrestlemania 37 😂😂
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Frank Lampard is the worst manager in Premier League history.
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Sir Alex Ferguson won the league with this squad.
Give Pep Guardiola this and see him fight for relegation.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the last man standing from this Man United team. 💪💔
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Reporter: "What's the possibility of you playing for Arsenal next season alongside Odegaard?
Haaland: "Yeah, he spoke to me about Arsenal's interest but I love my phone ringtone, can't change it now.
Reporter: "What's your ringtone?"
Haaland: "Champions League anthem."
😂😂😂
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Congratulations to Liverpool for winning the "We beat Man United 7-0 trophy” 👏🏻
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Erik Ten Hag has found Harry Maguire’s best position.
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Won more trophies than Zidane. Provided more assists than Beckham. Scored more goals than R9. Gareth Bale is far too disrespected by Madrid.
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Denmark's Simon Kjær made sure that Eriksen didn't swallow his tongue when he was unconscious, gave him CPR, made sure the squad was around to stop the media from filming and comfored Eriksen's wife.
Hero. 🙏🏻🇩🇰❤
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This year, Mbappe has 55 goals in 55 games and Haaland has 42 in 40.
Two beasts at their best.
Their numbers are so amazing that when added together, the combined number goes up to 97 goals in 95 games, they are pretty close to the 91 goals in 69 games Messi scored in 2012.
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BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has arrived in Mykonos to help Harry Maguire with the penalty he faces.
More to follow...
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Name: Kylian Mbappe
Idol: Cristiano Ronaldo
Job: Destroying Barcelona
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Liverpool fans should apologise for comparing this guy to Terry, Ferdinand, Vidic and Ramos.
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Mesut Özil is the only player in the history of football to be top goalscorer or assist provider in:
• Premier League 🏴
• Bundesliga 🇩🇪
• La Liga 🇪🇸
• Europa League 🏆
• Champions League 👑
• UEFA Euro Championship 🇪🇺
• World Cup 🌍
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BREAKING: Manchester United’s first player to be inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Leave Man United and become a top class performer. 🔥
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He got the striker he wanted.
He got the midfielder he wanted.
He got the goalkeeper he wanted.
He got the defender he wanted.
He sold Ronaldo.
He kicked out De Gea and Sancho.
He got money in the transfer market to spend.
What's the excuses now Erik ten Hag?
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PSG were winning 0-2 against Monaco.
At halftime, Cesc Fabregas was subbed on and he completely changed the game.
He got an assist and scored a goal.
FT: Monaco 3-2 PSG
Class is permanent! 😍
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Thiago since joining Liverpool:
13 games
4 wins
0 goals
0 assists
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Pep Guardiola running to tell Man City to buy Leo Messi after hearing he wants to leave Barcelona.
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🇦🇷 Carlos Tevez: "If I retired and had to put together a farewell match, my team would be Buffon, Hugo Ibarra, Rio Ferdinand, Gabriel Heinze, Patrice Evra, Scholes, Andrea Pirlo, Paul Pogba, Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi and Rooney. I’d stay on the bench."
What a team. 🔥
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🚨DID YOU KNOW: No player other than Cristiano Ronaldo ever put on a Juventus jersey and scored over 30 Serie A goals in 50 years. 😳🔥
People don't realize how crazy this stat is for a 35-year-old player! 🙌🇵🇹
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🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo has lost 1 UCL final in his career
🇧🇷 Neymar has lost 1 Copa América final in his career
🇫🇷 Mbappe has lost 1 World Cup final in his career
And all of them were defeated by Lionel Messi 🐐🏆
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Kids these days won’t realise how good this guy was in his prime. 🔥
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Leicester players displaying a Palestine flag after their FA Cup Final 🇵🇸
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A Champions League winner and some guy from PSG.
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Jose Mourinho and Antonio Conte have both won trophies at every club they’ve managed except for one.
Tottenham Hotspur.
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No debate has ever been settled this quickly in football history.
Erling Haaland didn't even give the boy a chance to adjust. 😎
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Harry Maguire has to face Mbappe, Neymar, Pulisic, Aubameyang and Saint-Maximin in the next few weeks.
Good luck to Manchester United 😂
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There is a 75% chance Mendy will win the Champions League.
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It only took Pep Guardiola 10 years and £1 billion to reach the Champions League final...
What a true underdog story 🥺
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Swiss TV found Luca Loutenbach, who became famous during the Switzerland match vs France.
He ended up with a free ticket to the quarter-finals between Switzerland v Spain from Swiss Air, energy drinks and even a free holiday to a place of his choice at the end of the Euros!🇨🇭
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Someone who sat on Real Madrid's bench for a whole year is making the Premier League look like MLS
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£60m Richarlison has scored ZERO league goals in TEN matches for Spurs.
A flop nobody is talking about.
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Replacing Paul Pogba with Christian Eriksen is Man United's best transfer business in a long time.
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La Liga dominance in 2012. 😳🇪🇸
Premier League will never reach these levels.
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The two pieces of clothes that were being used to give privacy to Eriksen while he was being stretchered off were actually Flags of Finland given by fans from the stands.
More than just a game ❤️
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A nation will win Euro 2020. A team of world class athletes will be declared Champions of Europe for the next 4 years but last night, these two guys conquered the pitch after treating Christian Eriksen for cardiac arrest.
The real heros of Euro 2020, these two guys. 👏🏻❤️
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"I have to adapt to what young players are now. Lampard at 23 was a man. Players now at 23 aren't men, they're brats."
- José Mourinho.
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Jurgen Klopp criticised Bruno Fernandes for scoring penalties.
So Bruno Fernandes decided to score a free-kick against Liverpool! 😂
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Only true football fans will remember this baller. 🙌🇦🇷
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Name: Kai Havertz
Price: Coutinho
Hype: Bruno Fernandes
Expectations: Kevin De Bruyne
Reality: Danny Drinkwater
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Picture of the day:
Zidane and Guardiola after the game.
Two absolute greats
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No corruption.
No allegations.
No sports washing.
Just pure footballing greatness.
There’s only one Sir Alex Ferguson.
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Klopp "the end of an era" - 62 points
Ten Hag "the new era" - 63 points
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13 years ago, Robinho joined Manchester City.
Never forget his alleged reason for joining:
"Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United. I was mislead by all involved. I wasn't aware there was another Manchester club"
😂😂😂
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When Juventus player Vucinic scored a goal and took off his pants instead of his shirt so as not to get a yellow card... he immediately got a red card 🙂
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Mesut Özil is the only player in the history of football who has been top scorer or assist provider in:
- Premier League 🏴
- Bundesliga 🇩🇪
- La Liga 🇪🇸
- Europa League 🏆
- Champions League 👑
- Euro Championship 🇪🇺
- World Cup 🌍
Legend.
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67’: West Ham were 3-1 up against Newcastle
69’: Kalvin Phillips comes on
FT: Newcastle 4-3 West Ham.
He only managed 2 passes in 30 minutes. Pep ruined him.
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Paul Pogba:
"I'm the happiest man in the world. I have a Chinese friend, an Italian representative, a Brazilian lawyer, a Bolivian partner and I'm also French with Guinean ancestry. My entire life is a mix of cultures". ✊🏽✊✊🏻✊🏾✊🏿
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Last night, Dynamo Kiev’s manager asked Lionel Messi for his jersey. Messi agrees to give him one from upstairs, due to the covid-19 shirt swap restrictions.
First time I’ve ever seen a manager ask a player for his jersey. 🐐
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Samuel Eto'o:
"I cannot compare José Mourinho to Pep Guardiola, one of them failed to win the Champions League with Bayern Munich while the other won it with Porto . "
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Wayne Rooney should be regarded more of a legend for Manchester United than Cristiano Ronaldo.
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🚨UNPOPULAR OPINION: Wayne Rooney should be regarded more of a legend for Manchester United than Cristiano Ronaldo. 🔥
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In 2020, Nemanja Vidić was voted the best defender in the history of the Premier League after a poll carried out by Sky Sports, with 200,000 votes! 👏🔥
The Serb was ahead of John Terry, Virgil Van Dijk and Rio Ferdinand. 🥇
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