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@BudLightSadness That beretta got me wanting to commit a felony 😩
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Israeli plate carrier
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Honey you don’t understand, I need tactical baby gear because I am terribly insecure about my masculinity
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@DocStrangelove2 50-round 5.7 SMG that magically never stops working? Yeah I’m thinking it’s sticking around
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@paykhar And they said that globohomo didn��t win in Afghanistan
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Marine Infantry clearing Fallujah with M16A4’s:
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Peter Pilot🚁
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@SSgtKotyk 20” stans trying to exit a vehicle or enter a building.
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Boy I’m not really sure the argument of “we beat our POW’s with the severed limbs of their comrades” is really helping with the “we’re not lower primates” argument.
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The face you make when You Sh*t yourself after seeing your friends arms ripped off and slapping you in the face 🤣🤣🤣 you guys got F*cked up and your still crying about it 😭😭😭
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It’s fentanyl
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@GlomarResponder “Look! Jackson, MS solved racism!” >unmarked mass grave located directly behind the jail
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@NomadicAnalytic Squatting only applies to property abandoned by its owners. If you’re an owner and someone is living in your property without your permission, you have a trespasser, not a squatter.
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@persecutedsgin Just how I like my women
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“It just like the GWOT, but this time we are honest about who we’re fighting for”
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@bigsnugga @Howlingmutant0 Yeah, one’s reasonable, proven and easily displayed via FBI statistics and the other is a figment of your imagination.
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@shortmagsmle @nakedpastor Uhhh, she makin dat tax revenue fo dem programs yt boi 💅🏿
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@braxton_mccoy I explain homeschool in temporal metrics and it blows everyone’s mind. “If you had an employee who had 8 hours a day to accomplish a task, but that employee couldn’t do so and required 2-3 hours of extra work after-hours to complete that task, would you keep that employee?”
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@Rockfish40 @8kgabe1 You are a pathetic excuse for a father
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@eviljohnonline Post cash app
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GM!
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@saigonandy1 @Howlingmutant0 I don’t wanna hear it. If I can get ChatGPT to automate most of my desk job, the nations elite law enforcement agency ought to at least be able to get it drop a hard R
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Yes, that’s both what we expected and what we are concerned about.
@0liviajulianna
Olivia Julianna 🗳
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This is what a 21 year old Joe Biden voter looks like 🗳️ 💙
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@georgieIockhart Afraid your supply of suitors is gonna dry up?
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Do you not understand the resolve of a man who knows he has nothing to lose and is sure he is going to die?
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It’s almost as if we had eliminated measles in this country until we started letting massive unwashed hordes cross through our southern border unopposed
@DougWahl1
Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog
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GREAT JOB FLORIDA! The "Sunshine State" is having one of the worst measles outbreaks that this nation has seen in decades. And yet the FLA Surgeon General wrote a letter this week allowing non-vaccinated kids to go to school- which is against CDC guidelines. Your thoughts?
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Hell yeah
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@AetiusRF And the harbor master replied: “I’M. ON. MY. BREAK. 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿”
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@DissidentSoaps @9mm_smg “Man, I really wish I knew who owned those slave ships?”
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@GlomarResponder The best part about this is despite the fact he’s directed two of the movies now, Denis’ opinion on Paul Atreides holds as much weight as yours and mine (ie he’s not Frank Herbert)
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@Howlingmutant0 Guy brings back his wife from the dead and she just nags him to death.
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@JoelWBerry @acohencidence @goyabeangroyper I mean, you’re right, but not in the way you think you are.
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@braxton_mccoy My entire timeline right now:
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The people who approved shit like this are now in senior leadership positions in every military branch and arm of government.
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@Ivan_Snook @KarlMarxsux @EODHappyCaptain How’d the wars you fought in turn out bud?
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Iran and the US are staging attacks on Israel and you’re blackpilled?
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In other words, the "attack" was agreed upon in advance. Additional proof: If Iran and the US had not agreed on this rough playbook and timing in advance, the "attack" would have taken place during the period Monday-Friday when the markets are open, allowing selected parties
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@RaraCool04 @realCSFreedom @RuairiKeogh1 @ape_spark @Ntman2000 @ConorWarwick @dlLambo @AndyBoulton12 So you’re saying that you like having uninvited child stabbers, groomers, and rape gangs in your backyard?
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@shortmagsmle Huh. Would you look at that
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@lporiginalg When your income relies on tips
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@ChrisRiley73800 @wayofftheres @ssnbattlechop @johnmccumber @USAA Gonna be a real shame Chris Riley, who posts Cost Guard Cutter James (754) docked in North Charleston, South Carolina, when tragedy befalls you and your family.
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@LoTooky @RealCandaceO @Cernovich That’s crazy weren’t there enough of them to fight and win a war of independence in Israel in 1948?
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Imagine Nikki Haley sliding into your DM’s: “Helo bb send dicc and bols”
@disclosetv
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JUST IN - Nikki Haley did cheat on husband Michael — Daily Mail
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@Howlingmutant0 Dudes just making sure he doesn’t have to pay for college in the future
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@6Voodoo Being the middle-man between these guys and the “Sons of the Awakening” was one the most, uhhh… complicated? challenging? positions I’ve had. At least with the MiTT it was very straightforward. That was Shia’s from BDad in uniform vs. local Sunni’s with minimal training.
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@KootenaiDad @HomericFuturist I mean, it does happen, but Texas isn’t fucking drowning them, their demented parents dragging them across the Rio Grande bear sole responsibility
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@6ukima9 @Sunni_Labeouf @BjornIronSkull Corpsman I knew was arrested for hitting a meth head with his car while trying to escape three of them attacking him with knives. Smart people know damn well to do everything in their power to avoid these types of situations.
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@RuairiKeogh1 @realCSFreedom @ape_spark @RaraCool04 @Ntman2000 @ConorWarwick @dlLambo @AndyBoulton12 Hurry, we need to open the door to more kid stabbers in the small chance we maybe let in a brave kid stabber stopper too!
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This thing is literally just Handmaid’s Tale in movie format. Stop trying to apply meaning to woman porn. This movie is political propaganda aimed at people who should have never been given the vote. Steal the aesthetics and make them ours so they regret ever making it. Sinple.
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It’s a power-fantasy movie aimed at white women and low-IQ browns. Stop trying to dissect it for meaning.
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Okay 🤷🏼‍♂️
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BREAKING: Mexico says it will not accept migrants repatriated by Texas under its new immigration law that allows state police to arrest illegal aliens
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@Howlingmutant0 Killed for smoking crack with the wrong film director (it was hers, btw) 🖐️😔🤚
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Why should I listen to anything a government says when they clearly favor pornographers over parents?
@TrueTexasTea
Erin Anderson
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BREAKING: Federal court sides with Pornhub and other porn-industry plaintiffs to keep Texas from enforcing a new age-verification law set to take effect Sept 1. U.S. District Court Judge David Alan Ezra GRANTS preliminary injunction against #HB1181 . #TXLege
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@RealDianeYap Unironically yes.
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GM
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@Howlingmutant0 “You mean female prostitutes, right?” Me:
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You know what dumbass? Fine. Have your equality. But next time the barbarians are at the gate and about to turn you into a permanent 3-hole mini golf course, fight your own fucking battle.
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@MartinRageTV2 @ChestyPullerGst Trick question - even biological women are traps.
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@sfosean_ @GeauxGabrielle Your grandma saved many women through her heroic actions.
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@CryptoOnlyCoims @USArmy We going to war dawg
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@ElectRightYT You mean the guy who acquitted due to his teammates testimony?
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@currentsamwise “It’s him.”
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If you see a room of white men and immediately go to “klan meeting” you are quite literally proving that we can’t co-exist and shouldn’t even try to anymore.
@tamisawyer
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🥸 well this looks like a Klan meeting.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl This is what happens when you lack a “winner’s attitude.”
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl @khamenei_ir Whole nation got dabbed on like you wouldn’t believe
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@JustAmerican_ @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl When you are an invader but the country you’re invading wants to use you as a witness against a man who tried to stop your invasion
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I’d guess that much of London already knows how this feels
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🇮🇱 David (david.aka.daud) 🇺🇦
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Imagine getting roasted by the Luftwaffe 🔥🔥🔥
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@DaRumbling Not that redemption is contingent upon it, but repentance usually (usually!) includes silence about past sins. Marketing oneself based upon those past sins usually indicates a lack of repentance.
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@shortmagsmle Tbh, I hope the two desert tribes that hate me just have a fun time.
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@Kratoslives @MarkoSilberhand That’s because there’s also a blunt hanging from the kids lips
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@Howlingmutant0 @wildgooseALT General disinterest is traumatic to the narcissistic
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For every refugee the Fed lets through Eagle Pass, Abbott should send 4 wild pigs to each “sanctuary city.”
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@theHUEMANGOOSE Stop thinking small. Feral hog refugee programs. I wanna see the 415 deadlocked due to feral pigs. I wanna see Hollywood blvd. overrun by them. Feral pigs thrashing through Skid Row, demolishing store fronts and homeless encampments.
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@RaraCool04 @wayofftheres Not true, I’m buying guns and knives with the profit I make from those who pay me their rents (on time, unlike you) with great Black Friday deals like this:
@palmettoarmory
Palmetto State Armory
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Get it while the gettin's good! #BlackFriday #AllWeekendLong
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@YoungDonDraper @FrenBarian @egavactip @EPilot53 Taxes ought not pay for this creatures fudge rounds.
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Southeast Washington DC… In space.
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@LtOnEnterprise
Lydtenant Commander🌠
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Here's your next gen space RPG bro
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@shortmagsmle I hope he keeps getting away with it
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@Alkibiades_ The last of the Indo-European Horse Tribes. The last true Aryans.
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@AetiusRF His early work was a little too PUA for my taste. But when BB came out in '21, he really came into his own. The movie has a clear, message, and a pan-Africanism that really gives it a big boost. He's been compared to Farrakhan, but I think Tariq has a racial humiliation fetish.
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@PeterRQuinones @glennbeck When I’m in a Semite deep throating contest and my opponent is a mainstream right-wing radio/tv personality
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@AetiusRF “What if it isn’t yours?” Sinple:
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@ThomasSewellx @9NewsSyd Every. Single. Time.
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Putting my kid in the back seat of my car so my DUI doesn’t count
@BonifaceOption
Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓
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“Crime should be legal if you bring your small children along.”
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@skenzyme @martyrmade Of course they will. The local DA is their cousin.
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@krus_chiki This is just my father-in-law
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You do understand the ones preying on children and supporting genital mutilation are the demons, correct?
@SpartanA376
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Homophobes using Doom edits is really funny to me because the Slayer would likely hang you by your entrails for preying on the innocent, as he's a protector of humanity.
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@GarbageHuman23 @dechain88 Why do they always adopt boys? 🤔
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Man I’d hate to be a conscription officer in Appalachia when this news gets out
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
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The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight
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@Aristos_Revenge THIRTY-THREE (33) years ago today.
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