Maximilian Uriarte
@TLCplMax
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I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Bruin.
Bay Area, CA
Joined June 2010
You know this guy just chillin in his house watching all this shit right now:
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I gave a speech to like 500 Marines the other night and I just realized I was literally living the iconic carrier speech scene in MGS2
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If movies were realistic there’d be at least one scene in every film where the protagonist says something and the other person says “what?” And they have to repeat themselves like 3 times and it’s not relevant to the plot at all
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Really pumped that Battlefield 6 lets us have the coveted… Seahorse and Anchor emblem to commemorate the Marine Corps Birthday. 😌
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Obligatory throwback photos for Veterans Day 🇺🇸 Go get some free food.
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Happy 250th Birthday, Marines! 🎂 Insane what one crazy night of drinking in Philly 250 years ago accomplished.
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Fellas, what is stopping us from bringing back 1775-era fashion?
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My 4 year old did an IQ assessment today. The therapist came out, sighed and handed me a Marine Corps recruiting pamphlet 😩
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Marketing works. When I was a kid I used to collect these Chevron cars from the gas station near my house. 30 years later as an adult I basically only stop for gas at Chevron. I am brand-loyal as fuck.
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Got a S+ run in RE4 Mercenaries on this flight. Hunk is OP
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Yes and I made the SNCO’s and officers stand up for no reason
@TLCplMax Nice. Did you give a speech?
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Had a great time as Guest of Honor at the Quantico Security Bn 250th birthday ball last night. Ate cake. Drank way too much.
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I used to be an iMac 27" 5K guy, but they stopped making those. My last upgrade was a MacBook Pro M4 Max, which I love as a device, but I miss the big screen. X, your mission is to help me figure out what kind of monitor/desk set up I should do for my work station.
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Is that my fault though?
@TLCplMax Glossing over Gen X like we’re not in the room. I’ll take a pass on that socialist mayor. Still though, big fan. Happy 250th.
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