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not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Host of It's A Blast Podcast (link below) | views are my own, not DoD.

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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Time for a new episode of It's A Blast Podcast!. I sat down with Representative Rick Crawford to discusses his military background, particularly his experience as an EOD technician, and how it has shaped his career in Congress. We talked about the importance of supporting
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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I never met Mike Garcia, but I was in Afghanistan when he was KIA. His death shook our community. He was my buddy’s team leader, and by all accounts a phenomenal EOD Soldier. 14 years ago, half a world away, Mike Garcia flipped a coin with another EOD Tech to see who would go
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Is Helldivers 2 worth getting for Xbox?.
@HelldiversAlert
Helldivers Alerts
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Helldivers 2 -Xbox Announcement Trailer
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Remember to record all the fireworks tomorrow so that you can never watch the video ever again.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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I had a grilled cheese for dinner last night with my kiddo, and it was the first time in a long time that I dreamt I was back in Afghanistan. Coincidence or science? What do you think?.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Officials say a new research study has found that cheese could increase the chances of having nightmares
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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The look on my 1SG’s face when I ordered something without knowing what it was and it came out on fire made it all worth it.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Turns out your nightmares aren’t service related, it’s that block of cheddar you’re crushing before bed.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Officials say a new research study has found that cheese could increase the chances of having nightmares
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Hands down some of the best training I’ve received in the Army. Some young cadets are about to have a gut check, and that’s a good thing.
@USArmy
U.S. Army
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Cadet Summer Training is here! 🇺🇸 Future Army officers are mastering the skills to lead, fight, and win. 📷 Talitha Maloy, Ohio University, CST Public Affairs Office
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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It’s the day before the greatest day in the world, so gather around to talk fireworks! . Fireworks are awesome. Independence is awesome. July 4th is awesome. Just make sure you wake up on July 5th with all your fingers. Fireworks are dangerous…which is one of the things that.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Thank you to everyone who made recommendations. After overwhelming endorsements from you all, the next shop coffee pot will be a @BUNN. I really didn’t think this post would blow up, but it turns out you guys take your coffee as seriously as I do.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Ok, people are saying I need a commercial coffee maker for the office. I have zero experience with this. What are your recommendations, realizing that I’m not trying to break the bank, but also need a steady flow of caffeine?.
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@EODHappyCaptain
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To the person who just donated 20 dollars for a new coffee maker: thank you.
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Happy Captain
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Unpopular opinion: the spy story and theming in Cars 2 is highly underrated.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Rotten Tomatoes scores for all the Pixar films 🍅
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Happy Captain
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Ok, people are saying I need a commercial coffee maker for the office. I have zero experience with this. What are your recommendations, realizing that I’m not trying to break the bank, but also need a steady flow of caffeine?.
@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
2 days
Today, After almost 18 months in command, the coffee pot died. It served thousands of cups of coffee, often making 3-5 pots a day. It will be missed. Luckily, we have a secondary pot on standby.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Congratulations on your promotion! He needs a new 𝕏 name. What are your suggestions?.
@TankerAGguy
Captain Anger 😡
2 days
Well, I pinned Captain yesterday. No longer an XO. I have to figure out a new title. I don’t think “The Angry Captain” would be appropriate. I don’t want to become the alter ego of @EODHappyCaptain. 😂
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Happy Captain
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Today, After almost 18 months in command, the coffee pot died. It served thousands of cups of coffee, often making 3-5 pots a day. It will be missed. Luckily, we have a secondary pot on standby.
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Happy Captain
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This is a great ad. The Army gives you something that most other jobs don’t: cool stories. I’m happy I didn’t choose the mundane.
@USArmy
U.S. Army
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Play it safe or be REMARKABLE. Which way will you choose?. 🎥 @usarec
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Fireworks are incredibly dangerous, even for bomb techs. Unlike commercial or military grade explosives, fireworks are meant to ignite easily. This is done through the use of tinders, such as sulfur, which greatly reduce the ignition temperature. Fireworks are fun, but remember.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Emegerncy crews are asking people to evacuate the area after massive explosion took place at a Fireworks Warehouse . 📌#Esparto | #California. Emergency crews in Esparto California, are urging residents in the area to evacuate following a massive explosion at a
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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With Fourth of July coming up, tell me your favorite military holiday stories when you were away from home!. We worked every holiday like clockwork. We hadn’t had a call in about 3 days, which was unusually calm for the summer. On July 3rd, I told my team to double check the.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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VA Treating PTSD: “have you tried cutting out cheese?”.
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@EODHappyCaptain
Happy Captain
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Great question. The Global War on Terror. Units were deploying and coins were almost a currency. Need help from a different unit? Give em coins. Cheaper than awards and cheap to produce.
@RobertFoxJr1
Robert Fox Jr.
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@EODHappyCaptain When did military coins become a "thing?" I retired in 1991, and that year, I received a coin from Gen. Collen Powell- then Chairman of the JCS. Until then, I had never known of the practice during my 20 years.
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