
Happy Captain
@EODHappyCaptain
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not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Host of It's A Blast Podcast (link below) | views are my own, not DoD.
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Joined August 2021
I had a grilled cheese for dinner last night with my kiddo, and it was the first time in a long time that I dreamt I was back in Afghanistan. Coincidence or science? What do you think?.
🚨#BREAKING: Officials say a new research study has found that cheese could increase the chances of having nightmares
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Turns out your nightmares aren’t service related, it’s that block of cheddar you’re crushing before bed.
🚨#BREAKING: Officials say a new research study has found that cheese could increase the chances of having nightmares
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Hands down some of the best training I’ve received in the Army. Some young cadets are about to have a gut check, and that’s a good thing.
Cadet Summer Training is here! 🇺🇸 Future Army officers are mastering the skills to lead, fight, and win. 📷 Talitha Maloy, Ohio University, CST Public Affairs Office
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Thank you to everyone who made recommendations. After overwhelming endorsements from you all, the next shop coffee pot will be a @BUNN. I really didn’t think this post would blow up, but it turns out you guys take your coffee as seriously as I do.
Ok, people are saying I need a commercial coffee maker for the office. I have zero experience with this. What are your recommendations, realizing that I’m not trying to break the bank, but also need a steady flow of caffeine?.
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Ok, people are saying I need a commercial coffee maker for the office. I have zero experience with this. What are your recommendations, realizing that I’m not trying to break the bank, but also need a steady flow of caffeine?.
Today, After almost 18 months in command, the coffee pot died. It served thousands of cups of coffee, often making 3-5 pots a day. It will be missed. Luckily, we have a secondary pot on standby.
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Congratulations on your promotion! He needs a new 𝕏 name. What are your suggestions?.
Well, I pinned Captain yesterday. No longer an XO. I have to figure out a new title. I don’t think “The Angry Captain” would be appropriate. I don’t want to become the alter ego of @EODHappyCaptain. 😂
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Fireworks are incredibly dangerous, even for bomb techs. Unlike commercial or military grade explosives, fireworks are meant to ignite easily. This is done through the use of tinders, such as sulfur, which greatly reduce the ignition temperature. Fireworks are fun, but remember.
🚨#BREAKING: Emegerncy crews are asking people to evacuate the area after massive explosion took place at a Fireworks Warehouse . 📌#Esparto | #California. Emergency crews in Esparto California, are urging residents in the area to evacuate following a massive explosion at a
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Great question. The Global War on Terror. Units were deploying and coins were almost a currency. Need help from a different unit? Give em coins. Cheaper than awards and cheap to produce.
@EODHappyCaptain When did military coins become a "thing?" I retired in 1991, and that year, I received a coin from Gen. Collen Powell- then Chairman of the JCS. Until then, I had never known of the practice during my 20 years.
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