Geoffrey Baron
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The road to hell is paved with Bible verses used for power.
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@MaryLTrump
Wow, this is already getting old and they've just started. They've gone full Tan Pants on him.
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My grandpa had to hide from Nazis in a wheat field in Holland while they shot at him. My other grandpa served in the South Pacific.
I'm honestly thankful they aren't around to see this trash.
Apparently it's time to fight Nazis again.
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Imagine my surprise after thinking I was a Christian for over 40 years only to find out I’m not because I refused to bow the knee to Donald Trump
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I think the most compelling thing about the story of Adam and Eve is Adam blaming God for making Eve.
This explains a lot.
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If you aren’t eating an ice cream sandwich with scotch.. are you even alive?
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I'm a Theobro nightmare.
I know the Bible and American history better than most of them. I was a Republican, I know my guns, I own an axe.. and my beard can beat most of them in a fight.
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Need a follow up to J&JW called Jesus and Fred Rogers.
@kkdumez
.. I need some lightness. Tell me about all the quiet faithful.
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Here me out.. what if instead of Twitter we just all edited the same Google Doc
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I was accused of having bad "systematic theology" while trying to explain that Jesus doesn't want us to execute gay people.
I now hate the term "systematic theology" even more.
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"Nazis are like cats, if they like you it's probably because you are feeding them." - Stephen Colbert
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This is the classic “I’m just asking questions” and then actual Nazis show up in the cheering section.
“Nazis are like cats, if they like you, it’s because you are feeding them” - Stephen Colbert
On Historical Revisionism & the Faith:
It is becoming manifest that dissent from the officially endorsed story of WW2 is quickly gaining traction. This is something I greatly welcome, not for its own sake (since only the truth should be pursued for its own sake, wherever it…
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Jesus was fine, but think about how more we could accomplish for Christianity with Ceasar.
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None. I didn't learn about any of them.
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The Babylon Bee is to satire what every Christian band is to the good band that they were copying
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This is how one gets a Hitler
I judge politicians on their effectiveness against the left.
In an existential war, you do not remove an effective officer—much less cede his position to the enemy—because an affair or gambling problem comes to light.
We are in a war for our civilization.
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One of the best things about living outside of the US for a few years is realizing it's just another country. It's not the center of the Universe.
AND, we can learn from other countries.
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Paul: without love you are a clanging gong
Theobro: IF I DONT CLANG MY GONG HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW I LOVE THEM
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I was called racist the other day.
By a white person.
Because I’m apparently racist towards white people.
But I can’t be.
Because I have a white friend.
This is a true story.
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@RevKevDeYoung
She was booted from her tribe for standing up for truth and you are taking HER to task over it?
This is exactly the kind of stand a Christian should be taking.
She's unpopular for speaking truth, not for "switching teams".
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Kids got 6 full size candy bars each. Apparently inflation cuts both ways. Don’t worry, I checked all their bags for CRT.
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@PachuauMatana
Imagine telling MLK he shouldn't care about segregation and just focus on spiritual things.
Imagine if Jesus didn't bother feeding or healing people.
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Wow, I don’t remember ever engaging with him. I guess this is some sort of weird honor?
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@ostrachan
vigorous nationalism? I think most Christians just don't want Ukraine to be decimated by Russia. My question is why do so many Christians seem to be pro-Russia when they are clearly the aggressor and Putin has always made it clear that he wants to rebuild the USSR.
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If you think ADL is the problem, then you either haven't spent quality time on Twitter or you are in fact the problem.
Public reminder that
@elonmusk
wants you to falsely believe there isn’t antisemitism on X, and refuses to remove hateful comments and accounts
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I wonder how many of these Christian Nationalists are going to be super surprised when other Christian Nationalists line them up against the same wall they put others up against
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No One: Why am I on Twitter?
Me:
1) To make myself laugh
2) To make others laugh
3) To scream into the void
4) To support others who are screaming into the void
It's collectively group therapy at the end of the day. I don't want to feel alone in this mess.
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@JoelWBerry
James 2:16 If one of you says to them, 'Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,' but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it?
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"Matt Walsh is right.." <= Immediate block.
I honestly don't care if he is accidentally right occasionally. This guy needs zero validation.
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@_slowstacking
Yeah, I've heard that as well. Same people skip over the "and he shall rule over you" as part of the curse.
Patriarchy is part of the fall.
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I'm going to keep saying this: Aliens didn't master traveling zillions of miles across space only to crash in our deserts.
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Why some Christians just need to go back to wearing white bedsheets
i’m pretty some christians read an entirely different bible
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We are in danger.
Right wing pastor Kent Christmas urges Christians to "get a hold of some passion" & be willing to die: "You want to know why the Muslim faith has had its advancements? It's because they were willing to strap bombs to their chest".
@RightWingWatch
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I have an idea, how about.. wait for it.. we all stop killing each other? It’s crazy I know. But I think it could work.
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@LauraRbnsn
@albertmohler
Yeah, I really want Trump apologists to start apologizing. Take some ownership. Everyone who did their homework could see this coming. We all make mistakes, own them.
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My brother just found an old Christian Nationalist Bible we had growing up. It's from the 70s.
@kkdumez
Note the Bible verse is about return land during Jubiliee.. which is the most perfectly perfect thing about this.
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Please explain the "anti-tax" but "pro-military" position
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White pastors on here whining about will happen if they become an oppressed people take note
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I read a lot of history because I was taught that this is useful in avoiding making the same mistakes.
Really, it just makes you angry while you watch history repeat itself.
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He was the lone GOP vote to impeach Trump.
The GOP needs more Romneys, not less.
Romney: On the Trump wing of the party, I haven't heard policy other than saying build a wall and he was president for four years and he built 50 miles. And he had a health care plan. Remember that?
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I'm almost 46 and I still keep waiting for the adults to show up and solve problems..
.. but.. it was the adults of my generation who caused most of these problems..
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Reminded of this meme..
Whenever I hear people say that we should cure diseases “naturally” I think of the bear I saw with a ten foot long tape worm hanging out of its butt.
Nature is great, but not having tapeworms is also great.
And having affordable tuberculosis testing would be even better!
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KKK, Confederate, Nazi, Alt-Right. You are all the same.
I don’t care if you are wearing red or white bed sheets.
You will all wave the white flag eventually.
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Some good anti-CN voices out there (I'll keep posting more as I think of them):
@scott_m_coley
@PastorBenMarsh
@JosiahHawthorne
Doing the Lord's work
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Please cleanse my timeline.
Post things that bring you joy.
(assuming those things don't involve praising conquistadors)
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Suddenly I hope there is a hell, Hitler is there, and he is shown this
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@birbigs
@NormOrnstein
@sarahchurchwell
Mitch turned on him and the Joint Chiefs issued a statement about "sedition" and "insurrection".
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Thank you
@JosiahHawthorne
for this. Few things set me on fire quite like Lost Cause garbage.
It's so important we push back on this as a society.
We need to talk about post-Civil War history and how it affects the US today.
The failure of Reconstruction -> BLM
@Momsplaining101
The great thing about being a homeschooling parent is, you can take them back to the original primary sources, like the original Articles of Secession from various Southern States, so they can see for themselves.
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This would be the ultimate slap in the face to MAGA short of Jeffries.
BREAKING: Liz Cheney is now the favorite to become the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives.
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The Bible is so clear that only an mDiv can understand and only my church got it right.
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Good night, sleep well, I’ll most likely delete twitter in the morning.
I love how some of my Twitter friends have nightly sign-off catchphrases — comforting prayers, reminders of God’s faithfulness.
I’ve tried to come up with one of my own, but let’s be honest: I would “sign off” at bedtime and then you would see me posting again an hour later. 😆
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I hope this is Milan MI.
I can't fathom going to Italy and eating at McDonalds.
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@ErikReed
my male mentor tried to get me into his bed, so to me this sounds like DARVO. He abused a friend of mine and he's nearly killed himself because of it
people can be jerks to pastors, but that's part of the job of serving people unfortunately. Sexual abuse is not the same.
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few things grind my gears more than white people trying to diminish the brutality and inhumanity of chattel slavery in America
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My failed reconciliation took me to a dark place. The anger and bitterness came back.. the hurt and loss. I poured myself out, I was open and transparent..
And they did the one thing I asked them not to, try and "correct" me with their Tucker Carlson nonsense.
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At this point, I think we should roll with this
BREAKING: a sword has been discovered buried to the hilt in the liberty bell with the inscription "whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone, is right wise speaker of the house"
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"Do not take the Lord's name in vein"
Trash belief: Don't swear.
Deconstructed: Don't say you follow YHWH if actually don't.
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@TimStringfellow
Over 90% of Germans in the 1930s were Christian. Maybe saying “both sides” here isn’t appropriate.
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Needing a deeeep timeline cleanse. Have a peaceful Sunday. This my yesterday at Blue Lake in the Washington Alps
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I’m out, find me on 🧵🪡 .. the defense of Lee and slavery is too much. I’m going to have a stroke.
Cheers.
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@DavidAFrench
On Reddit there is a subreddit called "win stupid prizes". This belongs there.
Our Republic was built largely on decorum, while loopholes have been closed, it still relies on people doing what's in the Country's best interest. The GOP has lost the plot.
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Christian Nationalists are like the dwarves digging too greedily.. 100% chance they are going to unleash a fascist Balrog.
Former Trump administration official William Wolfe says that as Christian nationalists, they must make it clear that all elected officials, whether they are Christians or not, are required to exercise their authority in accordance with the Bible.
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I can smell Tucker Carlson talking points from a mile away. Don’t come at me with that crap. Read a book.
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Does anyone remember the show “The Greatest American Hero” about a guy given a super powered suit by aliens but loses the instructions? I’m realizing that this might have been dead on satire of the US.
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@BenjaminPDixon
The vast majority of white people I know wouldn't see this as racist at all. That's the problem.
When I brought up something similar with white family members I was called racist.. towards white people.
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I don't think anyone actually believes in Hell.
It would drive them insane.
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If a single bomb or Russian troop touched down on US soil we would flatten their entire region including unrelated countries.
But the GOP expects Ukraine to roll over and accept death.
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I watched "All Quiet on the Western Front" last night and 0/10. It didn't get me excited about war at all. The Woke somehow even made war seem terrible.
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Am I really that scary? I don't know who this is and as far as I know I've never engaged with them.
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my annual "there is no such thing as pumpkin spice" tweet.
It's just.. spice.
If you put it on potatoes you could call it "potato spice" and enjoy it year round.
But if you are into it.. go for it! Let people like things!
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An amazing amount of Nazis have crawled out of their hole to mock me and the holocaust
Never ceases to shock.. and they get an immediate block
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As infuriating as it can be on here sometimes.. Twitter has been a huge source of encouragement to me.
I have a lot of thoughts.. and in many ways I thought I was alone with most of them.
Thank everyone who plays along with me on here.
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Me following everyone back like a proper gentlemen and now chatting with bots, like a gentlebot
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@TheOtherPaul2
Both my grandpas were active participants in WWII. One lived under Nazi oppression in Holland and the other fought in the South Pacific.
I personally went to Dachau and Auschwitz. I can still smell the burned corpses.. I touched the ashes.. I saw the shoes.. the luggage.
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Can we please stop talking about beards? I have had mine for over 20 years and I still need it to not look like I’m 12. I can’t shave it off just because of some jackasses on here.
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