Momsplaining is my job
@Momsplaining101
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Follower of Christ. Wife. Mom. KY & AL. I block trolls & idiots so don’t bother. Autocorrect hates me. Mostly parental. Occasionally political. Feminism is dumb
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The newest & littlest lady.
Fun facts:
Was having contractions & didn’t know it when I walked in to be induced which changed plans
She came so fast the epidural didn’t have time to kick in & the Dr missed her by 3min.
She had a knot tied in her cord
No cone head
*not my legs🤣
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@mommabunnie
Ok, hear me out.
Let her sleep on her stomach or with you
Turn the tv off
Let her explore
If she doesn’t want to be held don’t hold her
Slimy things are actually pretty gross to touch
Girls got an attitude already
Not all kids talk “when they should” & they’re usually just fine
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@CBSNews
She was jumping, by the time she stopped it was too late for him to stop, and if he let go there’s a good chance she wouldn’t have cleared the rocks. He did what Dad’s are supposed to do! He was protecting his child and I’ll bet she enjoyed it and had fun.
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If you’re a man & wouldn’t marry a single mom, stop participating in the activities that create them.
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One of the most hurtful things someone said to me after my first miscarriage was “Oh, well it was *only* 8 weeks. You weren’t that attached & hadn’t made any real plans”…I’m sorry, what?
I can’t believe people who have lived this can still be so insensitive.
I might get some backlash for this… but telling someone I lost a baby after 34 weeks of pregnancy… and then them saying “oh I lost a baby too.. at 8 weeks”… I’m sorry, what?
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I wish more people understood how little you actually need for a baby.
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Them: Why would you want to homeschool your kids?!
Me: Can you tell me why the Civil War started?
Them: Because of slavery.
Me: Incorrect. And that’s why I want to teach them. So I know they’re being taught the truth.
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We live in a society where young women are starting to desire large families again but they don’t have the “village” support to make that a reality and it’s sad.
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@ClownWorld_
The mental health of young people is suffering greatly in the name of “inclusion”.
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Ladies, if you don’t want to be a single mom, stop participating if the activities that could result in you becoming one.
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Want a good laugh? There are people out there who are convinced that, unless you have a degree, you have no knowledge of almost any given subject even if you have years of experience in/with said subject.
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@AbbyJohnson
Kinda like a certain virus targets church gatherings and family events but not the big box stores and events hosted for/by the “elite”.
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@realDailyWire
Gotta love how he talks down to them like they aren’t capable of understanding anything.
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@toxicgreekmale
@CadillacRetro
If she still runs her mouth the same though, it wouldn’t matter.
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@libsoftiktok
If you have to ask where it goes…it’s highly unlikely that you actually have the place it’s supposed to go.
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Why even say something like this? Publicly shaming your husband rather than taking the opportunity to encourage others young couples to communicate better so we don’t end up like this…publicly shaming our spouse for likes.
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
My husband has just informed me after 45 years of making Sunday roasts that it’s not really his preference. I’ll tell you right now what my preference is. Him in a sleeping bag on the back porch for the next 45.
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@POTUS
They should be allowed to play in the sport designed for the gender they were born as. There a reason men and women have their own teams. The fact that people willingly fail to acknowledge this says a lot.
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The other day someone asked 5 what she wants to be when she grows up.
5: I wanna be a wife & have lots of babies because I love them!
Person: But you should be whatever you want!
5: I SAID! I wanna be a wife & a momma!
Me & Hubs: You’re gonna be a great wife & momma one day!
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@RitaPanahi
Nothing to see here. Just another woman I don’t want my kids being influenced by because she CLEARLY doesn’t have her priorities in order.
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@michaeljknowles
Grandma knows what’s up & she knows exactly who to take her concerns to. Grade A Grandma right there & most only want to judge her & says she’s not loving this girl. She definitely is loving her.
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@PathToManliness
If she can’t respect such a simple request from an elder and her man, she’s not worth it.
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@RealSaavedra
Selective social justice warrior. She only defends people who have something to give her.
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Not to brag or anything, but my husband was the only one there tonight who wasn’t being nagged by his wife for riding the dirt bikes & four wheelers.
I was also the only wife who got on and went with her husband. 💅🏼😎
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Ok, here’s the deal ladies (specifically Christians). You don’t get to use your period as an excuse to treat people poorly. It’s not Biblical. However, if you can’t manage to do that, I suggest reverting to the way they did things in the OT & isolate yourself till you can be nice
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99.99% of men look better with a beard.
I will die on this hill.
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Given recent developments on this crazy bird app, I feel the need to start a husband appreciation post.
Let’s hear it ladies! What do you appreciate about your husband?
I’ll go first.
I’ve been sick all week so the house has been a disaster. After work he’s cleaned the kitchen 🥰
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@JoJoFromJerz
Do you have the bill number or a direct link? I’d like to see what else was in it.
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Girl at family function today: HOW did you got through the “terrible 2s?!”
Me knowing better than to answer that: What’s he doing?
Her: He won’t stop screaming at me & hitting my BF when he’s mad & time out doesn’t work anymore.
Me: Unpopular opinion…spank him. He’ll stop.
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Ladies, get you a man who refuses to let you carry anything into the hospital, won’t let go of the baby, & tells you how beautiful you are after he just watched you have said baby.
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Get married, get a dog, have some kids, get another dog. Why? Because it’s fun to constantly be asking “why do I smell poop?!”.
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@Texas_Made956
I don’t prefer violence…but this doesn’t happen to enough people anymore. Being held accountable for your actions.
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@prageru
All of them.
But if I had to pick property and estate/inheritance tax are top of the list.
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@Rich_Cooper
Same reason why the pups of 2 purebreds aren’t considered purebred if the mother was bred to anything other than her breed. There has to be one “pure” littler between the mating with the non purebred & the purebred littler.
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If you don’t know within 3 months if they’re “the one”…they aren’t.
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@Texas_Made956
The fact that there was no reaction from the guy filming made me laugh…but I also have questions.
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@MattWalshBlog
The kid even says “I don’t know who I am!” Letting kids decide they want to be the opposite sex it nuts. They don’t have the mental capacity to understand the life altering repercussions.
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The 1st cycle post miscarriage never gets any easier. This one is kicking my butt!
4: Mommy, you ok?
Me: Yeah Buddy. My belly just doesn’t feel too good right now.
4: Oh. Is there another baby comin?!
Me: No Buddy. There’s no baby coming.
4: Oh man! But I wanted one!
Me: Me too😭
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2/2
Everyone: *horrified looks & daggers*
Me: I’m sorry, but who’s kids are doing what they’re told & who’s are running around like little heathens? 🤨
Everyone:
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A lesbian couple came to church today
4: Mamma, she’s pretty
Me: You think so?
4: Yep. But why she look like a boy?
Me: What makes her look like a boy?
4: Her clothes & her hair
Me: But is she a boy?
4: Nope! God made her a girl and she’s still pretty like a girl
Me: That’s right
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@PatrickMignault
That’s how it was at first for us. The sacrifices are worth it! I wish more women understood that.
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@GiaMMacool
So, you start taking your clothes off in front of a bunch of men & have a problem when they like what they see. Then you have the nerve to shake your butt at them. Wut?! 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Literally, take the compliment & move on.
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@JoyMoone
@s_e_t_h_w_
@Addyhml
@NotThatHeidi
@Glinner
@KathyBurke
@stephenfry
Your attitude is disgusting.
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@AOC
@NydiaVelazquez
What about people who live in Alaska where is sometime daylight/dark for roughly 22hours/day at times?! 🤦🏼♀️
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Them: Why on earth would you want to homeschool?
Me: What caused the recent earthquakes?
Them: The climate crisis.
Me: No. Who taught your Geography class?! They should be fired!
Them: What does Geography have to do with this?
Me:
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@JackPosobiec
The sad thing is they probably know them but won’t acknowledge it. Men being abused by women has flown under the radar for too long! They’re told to “man up” among other unhelpful things.
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Probably gonna get kicked out of the moms FB group today because I don’t condone people trying to make me feel guilty for being white. 🤷🏼♀️
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@TheMuppetPastor
3 things can be true at the same time here.
1. Jesus isn’t wrong
2. Paul isn’t wrong
3. We are wrong if we think that either of them was.
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Any “pastor” who refers to God as “they” isn’t worth listening to.
Jacob means that this church doesn't love you enough to tell you that God hates the way they created you.
Jacob can keep his "love."
But if were you, I'd check out this church.
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I am not the least bit worried about my husband leaving me.
Yall go enjoy your weekend & stop the “what if” game.
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@HeatherLH05
I choose not to lie to my children about our history or the current state of society & how the 2 are connected. I also refuse to let strangers brainwash them into believing things about themselves that aren’t true. ✌🏼
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Ways to tell someone is from The South.
That’s pollen.
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Them: have you ever wrestled an alligator?!
Me: no. But I’ve wrestled a 1yo boy who doesn’t wanna be part of whatever is happening. So that’s basically the same thing.
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@Texas_Made956
I can’t believe I’m raising a daughter in a world where she’s told this is brave & a son in a world where he’s told he should find this attractive.
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@ArtValley818_
I’ll leave this here
"When government takes away citizens' right to bear arms it becomes citizens' duty to take away government's right to govern."
-George Washington
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@Rich_Cooper
They wanna do whatever they want without any of the consequences. But that’s not how it works.
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@Texas_Made956
Someone filming themselves dancing in a hot tub…idc what color they are, I’m not about to get caught in the background if I can help it.
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@slightlycaustic
Sleep all night. Eat without having to share. Poop without an audience. Leave the house on time. Go wherever whenever they want. Stay up late & watch movies. Shower alone. Sleep in. The list goes on 😅
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STUFF YALL! Stuff! Medical expenses sometimes can’t be avoided, those aren’t what I’m referring to or the annual costs…those will differ for each of us for obvious reasons. I’m talking about the stuff for a BABY.
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Ok 2a/2
If you’re coming here to tell me not to hit my kids, you can just move on. Here’s a few reasons why. Spanking is not my “go to”. No, it’s not necessary for every kid, they’re all different. You don’t have all the info here. Quite frankly, I don’t have to answer to you. ✌️
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Muting this now because I have kids to care for & some of y’all really need to find other things to do. Maybe dig a little deeper to find the truth
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@Hogshower21
“Welcome back everyone! It’s been a couple years. I see we have some first time visitors, we’d like to welcome you as well and thank you for coming....”
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@ohmydepravity
These people don’t realize that we also condemn white trash culture because it’s the same thing. 🤦🏼♀️
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@thefactualprep
I’ve never been concerned about party preservation. That’s just dumb. I’m more concerned about who will run the country most efficiently.
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@DrShayPhD
Funny story. Years before they started turning these into little houses I told my dad that’s what we should do. We didn’t. Now look. 🤦🏼♀️
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@ControlledNeo
@tyromper
@michaeljringer
I never feel less attractive than when I’m pregnant & the 1st couple months postpartum. Hubs has always loved it, but this last time he helped me look at it a little differently. The process of creating something isn’t always beautiful all the time, but the result is breathtaking
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@IAmPoliticsGirl
I support the family…the one that the left is destroying by mutilating children, encouraging them to go behind their parents backs, encouraging women to hate men, & emasculating men at every turn. You say you stand for equality & rights but hate any who don’t agree with you. 🤷🏼♀️
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@ErrolWebber
@united
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Report it!
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@Texas_Made956
Drove up to another woman’s house, in her tiny car, with a bat & didn’t stop to consider the consequences. Classic 🤣🤣
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Once told a guy I knew I was going to marry Hubs (then my BF) he said “the sex must be great!” Blew his mind when I told him we were waiting. “What if he’s bad?!”
1, I don’t have anyone to compare him to
2, I’m not marrying him exclusively for sex & I’d marry him even w/o it.
"Sexual compatibility" is a lie from the pit of hell.
You don't need to "test things out."
Get married to someone you're generally compatible with & committed to; you'll learn & grow together in the intimacy department.
It'll be bomb.
Don't believe the lies of the world.
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@igarglewithfire
I’d be rich if I had a dollar for all the times I’ve wanted to tell a woman “stop telling your husband no all the time and your bad attitude will go away”.
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@ZeekArkham
I’ll never feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for kids who don’t have a decent school lunch because of her. I feel sorry for people who can’t get decent healthcare because of the lies they were promised by her husband. I feel sorry for the medical staff who have had to deal with it
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@JohnatanFuerte
It’s always about the money. Try telling people that money is more important that human lives & you almost always lose the argument & any support you would’ve had. They hid it well then & they still do!
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@MomWithNoPlan
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Dude, my friend went to the ER with kidney stones...came out with an ≈7lb baby. Now 10 years later he still hangs around, eats all the food, and acts like he owns the place 😅
Biggest/most expensive kidney stone ever!
You’re not alone, lol.
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@POTUS
If groceries going doubling in price, gas going up, taxes going up, & all this other garbage is what you call progress…I’ll take the other guy back. You’ve done the opposite of what you said you would…like we all knew would happen. You’ve failed.
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@CardinalConserv
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@Texas_Made956
Depending on what all was in his system, it sometimes takes more people than this to get them in a chair.
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