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if you have come to my profile to search for something to own me with, all you will find are various other conspiracy theories that i not only believe in, but will combine into an even more schizophrenic+powerful argument if invoked
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9/11 centrist who only thinks one of the towers was a controlled demolition
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Plug hit you with the rodent block 6mg pressies
how it started/how it ended 👍🏼 got narcanned 3 times friday night n woke up in the hospital. better than waking up in jail tho so can’t complain!
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if you have an old sony digicam with nightshot mode, a neodymium magnet, and a variable density filter, you have a full on IR camera
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Ah for all the places you need to bring both a passport and a gun to
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Update:
Debunking the debunk of the Australia Breakdance Lady cheating allegations:
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@bintcrubbs
That’s an entire set of patio furniture lmao that’s a 200lb+ box that bro is getting squashed by
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I wish Ted Kaczynski had lived long enough to see himself get deepfaked I think he would have enjoyed it
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@posting_forever
Genuine question: What the fuck else would it be? Apart from the incredibly blatant terminology, what else would they be selling for $3000 that would be a .jpg along with an encrypted file?
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Holy shit lmao this clip of the nardwuar/steve albini interview is fucking wild given the recent context
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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*coding an app that makes everyone in the world die instantly* There are plenty of legitimate uses for this. why shouldn’t it be available to the public
Deep-Live-Cam is trending
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on github. It enables anyone to convert a single image into a LIVE stream deepfake, instant and immediately.
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@airbagged
I’m choosing to interpret this as this guy thinking pride month is about being proud of your skeleton
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1 year ago today, I posted a video of a weird soviet drum machine I had, wound up getting some unexpected traction, and figured I’d try making a couple more videos with the end goal of advertising my failing electronics company. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all so much.
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Wrong it’s molest them
the worst thing you can do to a child is tell them they are smart
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Ain’t no damn way
NOW - Trump promises RFK Jr. that he will establish a commission that will release all remaining classified documents on the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
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It would be really funny to accuse these guys of stolen valor
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An adult writing like this is indicative of a set of personality traits that really can only be removed via torture
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Mhm, NOW who’s the idiot for proactively obscuring their voice with obnoxious and distracting electronic music specifically incorporating vocal formant sounds, plosives, and atonal melodies in the frequency register of the average adult male voice
Holy shit this is creepy
During a conversation, out of nowhere, GPT-4o yells "NO!"... then clones the user's voice.
(OpenAI discovered this emergent behavior while safety testing GPT-4o)
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every year we should vote for our least favorite person, tally the votes and then throw the top 100 Most Killable People out of a helicopter into the ocean
Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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They hit me with the Retard Beam jack
🧵🚨 URGENT: Scientist whose previous work included directed energy beam research for the US intelligence community said Biden's symptoms during the CNN debate made him think of the Havana Syndrome.
This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.
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Handheld emulators are perfect for when you want to play 5 minutes of Super Monkey Ball 2 then quit out to the menu and feel vaguely depressed
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@MuskTillDawn
It is an all-time great bit to have a sprawling network of secret tunnels, completely unrelated to your massive and systemic child abuse problem lmao
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Well now I don’t know WHAT to think
JUST IN - Biden puts on a Trump 2024 hat in Shanksville, PA today
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Surely nobody will catch me doing bank fraud at chase bank after I tagged chase bank in the video I posted of me doing bank fraud at chase bank
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@tgdeceiver
Completely unrelated mechanism of necrosis. The Krokodil shit was from improperly filtered particulate matter resulting from synthesizing and injecting desomophine from otc codeine pills and was really kinda limited to one specific city in Russia
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@ChazakielDoremi
That 90% of Reddit comments about any political, news, or social topic are from AI chatbots run by the Air Force for purposes of information control and testing disinfo (and that the Reddit API shutdown was to prevent analysis after ChatGPT entered the public consciousness)
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NEW VIDEO TIME
it’s actually a good one I promise
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genuine question: do they build pairs of train tracks? Like one set for each direction? Or do they build one sometimes and the trains take turns
BREAKING - Two trains collided in a shocking head-on crash in Boulder, Colorado
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Sadism being named after the Marquis de Sade is so funny. like just one guy being such a colossal dick that they actually named the concept of enjoying the pain of others after him
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@KeyOsc
@posting_forever
That's plausible, but for that to work, there would have to have been someone already doing that on there for real
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it’s a winning formula
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looking back through the selfies tab and found some rare vintage fleshes, including
- Taxi Driver Flesh Simulator
- Beaker Muppets Flesh Simulator
- Youth Pastor Who Kills His Family Flesh Simulator
- Hostage Execution Video Flesh Simulator
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Aww did somebody just find out they’re in the matrix? Grow up
This Salt Lake City Tech CEO went on a work trip to Silicon Valley, and a week later, was Found Dead after making Strange, Unusual Calls to her Parents. Her last words were: 'It's all a Game... We're in the Matrix.'
Erin Valenti was a highly accomplished 33-year-old CEO of a
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Aww does somebody feel bad they did 9/11
fascinated by george w. bush’s leaked self-portraits
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What if we just killed every AI researcher in the world instead
My god, this paper by that open ai engineer is terrifying.
Everything is about to change.
AI super intelligence by 2027.
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Why didn’t he try that earlier
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Radicalization
What was your COVID lockdown thing? My husband and I watched the entirety of Top Chef. Every episode.
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Nice I haven’t gotten paid $80 to act like a retard since the last time RFK needed fill-ins at an orgy
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Haha blue pee ass
how it feels to not smoke or drink while being in college
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@austinc3301
Everyone has their own set of basic questions they find ridiculous for an adult to ask
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I can look at people and see what size soul gem they’d fill
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I like to imagine this acct was the guy on the outside of the fence taking the picture
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I suffered a critical-mass Larry David moment today when Mr. Anon, the old Indian man who owns this gas station, asked me to explain what I found funny enough about his sign to warrant taking a picture of it
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I’m sanding your cock off
You tell a killer “you don’t have to do this” what the scariest shit they can say
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If that’s a crime, then lock me up
JUST IN - Hunter Biden bought a revolver and 'full metal jacket' bullets while smoking crack 'every 15 minutes', prosecutors tell court, Daily Mail reports
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We cannot allow the president of the United States to become a king. That’s why we must all respect the selfish wishes of an unpopular and unfit ruler to cling to power, at the expense of the nation, out of his own sense of ego and vanity
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Anyone who first used the word demure this week should be stripped of their ability to read or write
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From what
Video from September 11th 2001 shows the terrifying debris cloud engulfing fleeing citizens.
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@CantEverDie
That happened to me as well. Applied after having somebody impersonate me and ask strangers for money 3 separate times lol
got unsuspended, then the support ppl told me I was approved for meta verified (fake kind) then rejected me again because my ID didn’t say FLESH SIMULATOR
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If you throw a bag of fast food trash out of the window of your car, it should be completely legal to murder you for at least a full month
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@BluebriarArts
1v1, 90s bully wins every conflict. In a social setting over a longer period of time, there will be initial carnage but inevitably he’s toast. Much like a single chimpanzee in a group of humans tbh
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Whew, I was worried
U.S. President Joe Biden and his Security Team are said to be Closely Monitoring the Situation in Israel.
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Most recent comment to get printed+framed+added to The Genius Wall
will eventually do a video going through all of them when someone finally leaves a comment idiotic enough to warrant a
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spot and a video response
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I would rather everybody on earth die than sleep at 82F
it's so crazy how everybody is totally unwilling to ever do even the slightest thing to help the rest of society, a country of ingrates and miscreants
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Put his ass in the New Guns room at General Dynamics (the one with the giant hamster bottle of adderall on the wall)
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CIA Eminem: everybody from the 703 put ya mothafuckin hands up n follow me
CIA Danny Brown: so much coke just to sell need an airlift, topple your regime if you cut it with the bullshit
CIA Method Man: imma put a hanger on the stove, let that shit sit there for like a half hou
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Chris Chan
what about the modern world would actually be difficult to explain, at a high level, to someone from the 1200s?
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Losing my mind at this playlist on Jeffery Epstein’s Spotify acct
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I daresay that’s about as sharp of an image as I’ve ever gotten out of a $62 camera
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Looks like shit
From a million miles away, NASA captures Moon crossing face of Earth. (Yes, this is real)
Credit: NASA/NOAA
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referring to my gf as a foid for the rest of the week due to the way she coiled this xlr cable
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getting fired from the coroners office for referring to a decapitated head as “a loosie”
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yet again I evidently need to clarify to a subset of retards who follow me that I’m not “your guy”
I am not on board with being an asshole to people just on the basis of their race/gender/sex, and I am very obviously visibly jewish
you aren’t even competent at being nazis lol
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