fit and glasses combo kinda giving Fio from Metal Slug 2day

@monkeyspiit I drew you a birthday spitting monkey unc, plz put it on the fridge

happy fweakin birthday mUNCkey spit

bands and musicians please make more baby tee/women's fit merch drops im begging you I wanna retain my swag when I rep you PLEASE make more stuff like this I beg you

>get home from work >poop for 6 hours >go to bed fuck my life

*my name is mud riff by primus plays* “MY NAME IS CHUD”

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

weather was nice today so I went to the beach for a snack ❤️ I love living on the coast

First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie In theaters on May 7, 2027

[hot girl] do you like [hardcore band] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUUUUUUUDE THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO YOURE ASKING A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IF SHE LIKES A BAND IN THIS OUTSIDER NICHE YOU ASSUME SHE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT BUT WOULD BE COOL IF SHE DID THATS SOOOOOO FUNNY BRO!!

monkey spit fell off

Twitter hasnt been the same since @monkeyspiit died

https://t.co/GHyaR21JZv

the picture op posted is extremely fucking funny btw I just hate it when this discourse comes around bc popular bands are good sometimes

How life feels when you listen to bands with 7k monthly listeners AND bands with 17m monthly listeners because the music sounds so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it isn't

you’re in his dms i’m fattening him up

everytime i get on my pc this image flashes in my head

I forgot to post about it but last weekend I stood for a very long time to see Deftones at almost barricade view and Chino lifted his shirt up sexual style (if u know me, u know this is a huge monkey spit W)

@Emp4thchan @monkeyspiit *takes hit from pookie pipe* “Someone is upset they didn’t think of it first”

U can tell an egirl is a nazi by how greasy their bangs are

no haha the chopped e-girl is doing blackface for Halloween haha get it guys?? She's actually funny!! She's not like other girls! Haha give her attention!