Colin Robinson
@fermiparasocks
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i like the theory that right leaning guys don’t like septum piercings because you typically need to be 18 or older to get one
Geniuenly the easiest way for any woman to look 5 times less attractive
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Let's do it
Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law
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i just performed an actual heroic feat (carried all the grocery bags into the house in one trip)
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These stories are heartbreaking.
nytimes.com
For the 42 million people who rely on the country’s largest anti-hunger program, it has been a chaotic, nerve-racking week. Here are some of their stories.
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can’t lie i didn’t think pharrell had production like that 🤣🤣🤣 bro needs an award for this beat
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he’d make the same face no matter who was dying behind him
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it’s so funny that every republican who hired 28 year old groypers to run their social media and are now just sort of stuck posting like this now
Launch the nuke.
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BREAKING NEWS: Mike Johnson Sees First Thing
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
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Holy shit I’m going to vote for him so many times
Throwback to Zohran Mamdani at a Nakba protest 2021. Just going to leave it right here.
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lara, i’m sorry but you can’t sing this time. we don’t want any “grate gatsby” posts on the timeline
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Hoover's presidency ended when he was photographed feeding a steak to his dog.
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