Staff Sergeant Johnson
@Colonel_Myway
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I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke at Birth. A Raw Unfiltered Parody Account.
San Diego
Joined January 2024
ROLL CALL: If I didn't follow you back then I screwed up, especially if you hate MAGA & love Stupid Stuff. I'm Interested in you & want to be your friend & that's no bull. Tap the Like button & I will make us right. If I'm already your friend, can you give a Retweet so that we
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Could it be that windsocks are working in partnership with windmills to kill birds?
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RT @Colonel_Myway: Charlotte Rose is in the top 200 of the 126k entrants, thanks to your votes! She's close to advancing to the top 100 but….
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There's a little dust up in the Johnson house right now. She took my keyboard. I'm down to my phone, and she just punched me in the face for no reason. HARD!.
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Wednesday Night Motivation. Mark @MarkHamill will be back, and it will Sting @GovPressOffice
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A message from Her Mom: We live off of 1 income. My husband is a blue-collar guy & I'm a SAHM. We live our lives around the future of our daughter. This money would mean a solid deposit into her college fund, which we would not otherwise be able to provide. Charlotte is outgoing,.
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Charlotte Rose is in the top 200 of the 126k entrants, thanks to your votes! She's close to advancing to the top 100 but needs big support from my many big friends like you! Nancy, Hoodlum, Jack, Liam, Jon, Quinten, & Mark, Susan your influence is noteworthy AWESOME. We thank
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In two weeks, I will be making a huge announcement that will change the world. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I treat Twitter like I own it, and there is nothing you can do about it.
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If I didn't follow you back, hit the Like button, and I will make us friends. End of Tweet.
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Occasionally, when a total stranger sits next to me, I bow my head, and in a low, slow voice, I ask. Did they put the chip in your elbow?.
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At work, they call me a Subject Matter Expert. SME.
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What happens after 9 beers, I Tweet fast because I know that the end is near. Thank you for your attention to this matter. BELA.
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I work from home. I have to write or reply to 100+ emails per day. I drink beers while I'm working. I'm heavily dependent on ChatGPT, cut & paste. I wish you my kind of success.
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I'm nine beers deep heading for the danger zone. Thank you for your attention to this matter. BELA.
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I can't thank my friends enough for their condolences. I've been in a foggy funk for several days. It helps, and I feel the love. I'll be okay.
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Hey MAGA, am I doing it right? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. BELA
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