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National Edward R Murrow Award Writing • Filmmaker • Comedian • “Franklin brings irony to a medium that rarely trusts its audience to get the joke”-WashPost
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No one on FOX was talking about Trumps sick pathos. It felt like the thing to do.
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I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?
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Raise your hand if you think nurses should ALL have their student debt wiped from their record after COVID 🖐
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How would you feel if Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump all lost in 2020?
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Raise your hand if you support Rep Jimmy Gomez's resolution to expel Marjorie Taylor Greene from Congress ✋
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Who agrees Trump should be the first sitting president to be impeached twice? ✋
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Retweet if you stand with Michigan Gov Gretchen Whitmer
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BREAKING: Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in their 175-year history, and today they endorsed
@JoeBiden
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Who thinks EVERYONE needs to see this? 🖐
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I agree, looting isn’t part of protesting.
Just like murder isn’t part of arresting.
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BREAKING: France just froze the assets of the Central Bank of Russia. That's 24,340,000,000 dollars Putin no longer has available.
How do you feel?
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Raise your hand if you think Election Day should be a national holiday 🖐
#ProtectOurVotes
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BOOM! Russian planes are now BANNED from landing in the United Kingdom, Poland, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Romania, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia.
Who thinks the U.S. should follow their lead? ✋
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Wouldn't it be a HUGE shame if this picture of
@realDonaldTrump
, with child sex-traffickers Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein, trended all day?
How scared do you think Trump should be of today's news that Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested, in connection with Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring?
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Do you support Delta Air Lines saying employees who are not vaccinated must pay $200 extra per month for health insurance?
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Friendly reminder to Marjorie Taylor Greene that AT&T has turned over her cell phone records. Have a nice night Marj!
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BREAKING: GOP Senators and Congressmen were BRIEFED on the 38-page coup PowerPoint memo two days before insurrection.
Who else thinks they need to be EXPELLED and TRIED for SEDITION! 🤚
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Raise your hand if you think Lindsey Graham needs to resign ✋
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Who agrees with
@aoc
the Governor of Texas needs to get off TV pointing fingers & start helping people 🤚
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Pete Buttigieg is in another league.
They once asked him about how he’d respond to Donald Trump taking swipes at marriages like his.
His answer is one for the books:
“The idea of the likes of Donald Trump lecturing anybody on family values…
I mean, I’m sorry but one thing…
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Could you help give me some hope? Tell me you voted for Biden already or that you will. 🙏
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Who thinks ALL White Supremacist organizations should be labeled as terrorist organizations? ✋
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Anyone else think Trump should be the first sitting president to be jailed?
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BREAKING: Jewish Comedian Ariel Elias got a beer thrown at her at a club in NJ for REFUSING to back down from a Trump heckler. Ariel was shocked. Picked it up. CHUGGED IT. The crowd cheered.
As a comedian, I am SO proud of her. RT to cheer her on too!
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BREAKING: 67% of Americans support banning assault weapons.
Raise your hand if you're one of them!
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This is what happens when we make Kyle Rittenhouse the hero and Colin Kaepernick the villain.
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Raise your hand if you will support Joe Biden’s VP pick, no matter who she is 🖐
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BREAKING: The January 6 Committee reveals it has proof that members of Congress met with people who came to Washington to participate on January 6.
Who else wants them NAMED and EXPELLED? ✋
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When 2 died of Ebola they said Obama should resign.
When 4 died in Benghazi they said Hillary should go to jail.
When 162,000 died from the Trump Virus, they said put him on Mount Rushmore.
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If you have to, would you wait in an 8 hour line to vote Biden in, to get Trump out?
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BOOM! Ron Bloom has been FIRED from the USPS board.
DeJoy is NEXT.
How do you feel?
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BOOM! Mike Lindell has been told by his bank that he has 30 days to withdraw his money, because they don't want to be associated with him.
How do you feel?
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Who else agrees the most pitiful excuse for a member of the House of Representatives is Jim Jordan?
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Raise your hand if you're still wearing a mask in public ✋
I want EVERYONE to follow you!
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Quick question: Is there anyone left who has STILL managed to avoid getting Covid?
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BREAKING: Memo reveals DeJoy personally ordered overtime cuts last summer. And denied doing so in August – under oath.
Who else wants Biden to get DeJoy's ass FIRED?
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How would you feel if Republicans lost in a landslide this November because of Roe v. Wade?
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BREAKING: Lindsey Graham is "under criminal investigation in Georgia for his phone call attempt to overturn the election."
@CalltoActivism
What do you want to tell
@LindseyGrahamSC
right now?
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BREAKING: "Donald Trump Jr. Is Now Under Investigation By Prosecutors From Multiple Jurisdictions."
@CalltoActivism
How do you feel?
(gifs only)
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BREAKING: Chris Wallace just STUNNED Fox News viewers by calling Jen Psaki “the best Press Secretary ever.”
@CalltoActivism
How do you feel?
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Who thinks the Postmaster General DeJoy committed perjury at today's Senate hearing? ✋
#SaveUSPS
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BREAKING: "MLB players are ready to discuss moving ALL-Star Game from Georgia in wake of voter-restriction laws."
@CalltoActivism
Raise your hand if you think they should ✋
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Who's ready to watch Kamala Harris dismantle Mike Pence on the debate stage? ✋
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I am sorry but it has been several hours since it was revealed 100 GOP members of Congress agreed to help overturn the election.
Why haven't they been arrested yet?
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BREAKING: "
@BetoORourke
is considering a run for Governor of Texas against Republican Greg Abbot in 2022."
@CalltoActivism
Retweet if you want Beto to run.
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BOOM: Adam Schiff confirms the January 6 Committee will refer anyone who defies subpoenas for CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.
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Raise your hand if you are embarrassed that Trump is our President. ✋
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BREAKING: The Kenosha Police has been SUED by Rittenhouse’s victim’s family for letting him walk the streets with an AR-15.
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BOOM! AT&T turns over cell phone data to the January 6 Committee and Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t happy.
How do you feel?
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Who else wants Stacey Abrams to beat Brian Kemp in a landslide to become the next Governor of Georgia?
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Do you support ending the NRA's tax exempt status?
Yes👇 Yes👇 Yes👇
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Raise your hand if you got vaccinated as soon as you possibly could ✋
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BREAKING: California will now let everyone vote by mail for every election – PERMANENTLY.
Who else thinks this should be done in EVERY state? 🖐️
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BOOM! New York orders Trump to TESTIFY under oath in their fraud investigation into whether Trump manipulated property values for financial advantages.
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BREAKING: 64% of Americans believe the January 6 attack at the U.S. Capitol was PLANNED and not spontaneous.
Who agrees with them? ✋
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Raise your hand if you think
@SpeakerPelosi
should NOT allow ANY member of the House to be seated if they tried to overturn our election ✋
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Raise your hand if you think Twitter should turn off the retweet button on Trump's lies ✋
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BREAKING: A Capitol Police officer says it's a 'disgrace' that Pence is dismissing January 6: 'We did everything possible to prevent him from being hanged and killed in front of his daughter and his wife'
Retweet if you STAND with the Capitol police! ✋
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Jon Stewart deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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Who else is amazed at the guts of Russians filling the streets of Moscow, demanding their country get the hell out of Ukraine? 🖐️
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Should Trump be prosecuted for crimes against humanity, election tampering or tax evasion?
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Raise your hand if you oppose Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court ✋
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Who else thinks its reprehensible Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul refused to accompany President Biden in Kentucky?
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My 98 yr old mom died today. Her name was Ann. She was still razor sharp. Covid kept us apart, but yesterday I sang to her via Zoom, “This Land is Your Land.” Her favorite. She once recorded an Opera record. She raised 5 kids by herself. I miss her. Call your mom, say I❤️U
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Who else "rigged" the election by being one of the record 80,000,000 people who voted for Biden? ✋
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BOOM: Adam Schiff called Marjorie Taylor Greene, "legitimately nuts."
Who agrees with him?
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Am I alone, or does Al Franken deserve a second chance?
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Raise your hand if you would stand in line for 8 hours, in freezing rain, to vote out every MAGA traitor who tried to overturn the 2020 election. ✋
I want EVERYONE to follow you!
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If you are vaccinated, retweet this
If you are a Democrat, like this
Proving a point
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BOOM: "Democrats introduce a bill that would strip the pension of a president convicted of a felony."
@CalltoActivism
Who else agrees this needs to happen?
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Raise your hand if you agree the IRS needs to seize Trump’s assets immediately 🤚
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BOOM! A judge has ordered MGM to turn over Trump's secret NBC Apprentice tapes in a lawsuit against Trump, Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric over an alleged investment scam.
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Here's what I want to know:
Why did Al Franken and Andrew Cuomo have to resign but Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan are still in congress?
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Who else wishes Clarence Thomas was retiring from the Supreme Court instead of Justice Breyer? ✋
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Raise your hand if you support Rep Jimmy Gomez's resolution to expel Marjorie Taylor Greene from Congress ✋
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I trust Dr. Fauci more than the Governor of Texas.
Who's with me? ✋
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Whenever the NFL says they care about these young men, remember tonight. A 24 yr old was getting CPR on the field and the NFL told the teams to warm up and get ready to play. The two coaches said “fuck off” and pulled their teams. Heartbreaking.,,
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Raise your hand if you're voting for Joe Biden within the next 17 days.
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Anyone else remember when 52 GOP senators voted not to impeach Trump?
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Raise your hand if you appreciate Jon Karl for calling out Trump for lying to the American people. 🙋♂️
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Who's watching the Biden town hall tonight, and boycotting the Trump town hall? ✋
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Should Tucker and Fox News be sued over COVID misinformation?
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Who else has lost all faith in the U.S. Supreme Court?
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On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you be of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert both lost their next election?
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BREAKING: Lindsey Graham has been diagnosed with brutal debate humiliation.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you appreciate Eric Swalwell for suing Donald Trump over inciting the Capitol riot?
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Anyone else hate when you wake up in the morning and Trump is still President? 🤚
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Raise your hand if you agree Fox News isn't news. ✋
Proving a point.
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Should the January 6 Committee issue an arrest warrant for Steve Bannon by midnight tonight?
Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇
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BOOM! “Merrick Garland restores Andrew McCabe’s full pension after he was fired by Trump days before his retirement.”
@CalltoActivism
How do you feel?
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BREAKING: "Army Lt. Col. Yevgeny Vindman is set to be promoted to full colonel, despite attempts by Trump loyalists to derail his career."
@CalltoActivism
On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you about this?
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What kind of shithole country removes postal mail drop boxes before a vote by mail election?
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BOOM: A Proud Boys member has been sentenced to 7+ years in prison for a weapons charge.
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