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A humble writer, journalist, filmmaker, comedian, fashion icon, vodka enthusiast, raging queerhawk and #sexysocialist
Joined March 2019
It’s a new dawn, it's a new day, but sanctions are here to stay!. I've made yet another hilarious film with my silly friends @PendingOnPends @AlexEDarko @AriannaSilver96. See it on YouTube!
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there's a scots version ae that daft spongebob meme
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@eff_hey Take money away from people and up their interest rates, that'll help the economy :).
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🗳 BREAKING: 4 polls in a row now suggest a significant rise in support for Scottish independence. 🏴 The latest independence poll from YouGov:. Yes: 53%.No: 47%.
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Anyone know where you can get one of these but for Labour?
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who’s got that one doctor who clip?.
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@twodoorgeorge @TomatoJamSalad @shawncbrown Do you really need it explained or are you not aware of the concept of paperless tickets.
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@twodoorgeorge @TomatoJamSalad @shawncbrown Really standing up for the working classes there, aren't you?.
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Did Douglas Ross just ask "how will the Scottish government stop people like my policeman wife from being racist?" #fmqs.
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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak wants you to prove you're gay if you don't want to go to Rwanda.
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@popcorn_amazing @elliottt69420 @amelia_perrin @Euphoria1983 Their mother's breast milk but I doubt you can ask a woman in the shop for some of hers.
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@desertrose1969 @AndyShandy2023 @27_saffy Tried to deport vulnerable persons? Exonerated Cressida Dick?.
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@dandouglas We had a councillor in my hometown who voted to close public toilets who was later lifted for pissing at the side of a bus stop.
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@peacockdyke @Timmy_in_SF @b_disgustang @notkingdeficit So will probably end up with intense anger towards authority figures and a warped sense of jealousy towards childhood innocence. .
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@VoicesByZane @MrPostsGood In a parallel world, Richard O'Brien took Broadway by storm with his sensitive yet audacious portrayal of Cornelius, joined by Patricia Quinn as the headstrong Zira. With Brian Blessed as Dr. Zaius.
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@Jen4Scot @ScotNational Because there's gay mums and dads out there. I was pretty young when I started hearing homophobia so this to fight that.
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"well, you know show business can be crap" - Barbara Knox
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@josephjames94 The bigger, sweatier one denies the smaller, skankier one has ever used such an application.
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@JackDunc1 why has he taken more care to look presentable in his grindr pic than he did at his own wedding?.
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the flower of scotland
post a pic where your body tea was insane.
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@applegrass1963 The first sign Russell lost his touch was adding this nonsense because he thought audiences were too stupid to gather what was happening through the episode.
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"elon musk thinks space is the solution to everything. which coincidentally, his ex wives did too".
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If folk think is terribly annoying and disruptive, just y'all wait for the food riots, the climate migrations and the utter destruction of society ☀️.
Sam Johnson, 40, a construction worker from Essex, said:. “I took action today simply because we have run out of time. We’ve got to tackle this now. We have known for longer than I’ve been alive what would happen if we kept burning fossils fuels and now we are seeing this
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Betty Turpin commenting on Twitter is like seeing Churchill watch Star Wars.
Obsessed with Rosie telling Betty about Twitter and who Kanye West is.
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@PhilipProudfoot @alexander_olly Canny wait for his two further appearances on the telly and biography winding up in poundland 😍.
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Calling Scotland "Ireland" not once, but twice and literally calls Humza Yousaf "Mohammed" ????. Well done @UKLabour your man is several shades of bigot all rolled into one.
Should Nicola Sturgeon be suspended from the SNP? . "Humza Yousaf needs to get a grip of his party", says Labour's @peterkyle as he believes 'the SNP is imploding and the people of Scotland are being let down' . 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Coming out in order to batter Kate Forbes is the power move we like to see ✊.
"I'm being asked to vote for someone who thinks there's something wrong with me, not because of any views I hold but simply because of who I am. I will not do that.". Greens MSP @Ross_Greer sets out why his party opposes the appointment of Kate Forbes as deputy first minister.
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"it's just casual drinks". me:.
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SCREAMING at Lawrence and A'Whora making pals in the corner from theIR sheer hatred of Ellie. #DragRaceUK
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That's funny cos Jeremy Corbyn managed to do better than Ed Miliband within two years AND a party coup against him.
@HackneyAbbott Yeah. i was knocking on doors yesterday and we are still being punished on the doors for Jeremy Corbyn and had Jeremy Corbyn put up a better campaign/opposition/fight we may not be where we are today. Jeremy's damage will take a decade to repair😕.
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Why does Billie Piper's name have to start trending every time that mad ex of her's does?.
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Daryl last year was peak fuckboy. How was I still single??
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These cunts would do everything in their power to block Clement Attlee.
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Remember when Jeremy Corbyn went on that debate in 2019 and said climate change would affect the poorest people across the globe and the audience booed him and centrists shamed him and Green Party members smeared him and-
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Jeremy Corbyn superfan Kizzy is speechless for her idol's result 🙀
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@randomstuffxzxz I think he'll be largely exalted. He'll be in a mental health documentary a year from now and it'll all be water under the bridge.
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@ScottishTrans @TransPrideScot Was a brilliant turn out! Any chance you could give this a retweet?
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Joe Pesci reacts to the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
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