demolishing the Captain Tom spa pool complex, in Duke Nukem 3D

hey! i don’t remember saying that

another wonderful, expensive day travelling on the UK rail network, on a train about half the length it needs to be – Kate and Kitty (5) sat on the floor against a fortress of suitcases occupying the wheelchair space, me rammed in to the vestibule with Fen (0) in his pushchair 🙃

i did it. i ruined AI. in 2023 i uploaded a 10TB file called “sydney sweeney hentai” but it was really just a text document containing trillions of em dashes.

trying to find a solution for distinguishing decorative doors in Duke Smoochem so found myself reading The Door Problem by Liz England and remarkably there’s another consideration working with the Build engine: “can doors unintentionally kill the player”

RT @NoJusticeMTG: using a public toilet in 2025

RT @youwouldntpost: had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this https://t.co….

RT @HolidayKirk: In order for a song to be the "worst ever" it must also be popular. It can't be a deep cut that you choose to listen to, i….

RT @TreborRhurbarb: Sensational. A living, breathing parody.

just what i needed – the cars.

RT @Louis_Allday: With very few exceptions, the footballing world has collectively ignored Israel's massacre of Palestinian footballers - p….

RT @dodechaedrons: (to the tune of Love Will Tear Us Apart). Marge. Homer, Maggie and Bart. Simpsons. .

RT @katiekernal:

RT @basedgizmo: This is the only demographic UK politics caters towards right now.

❗️sealed VHS stock at the charity shop

RT @cl0verbyte: working at an escape room and watching people spend 75% of their time asking chatgpt about a puzzle it’s never seen is a ha….

RT @zandapheri: Thread of shoutouts to other people doing political archival/compilation work I appreciate:.

just shy of seven hours getting from Sunderland to London on the trains there, hugely delayed and cancelled at short notice at Peterborough, wife and i chucked off with two exhausted kids, pushchair, big suitcase, two backpacks, four shoulder bags and a cryptic scrap of info lol.

RT @TheIDSmiths: When you’re definitely doing your job as a political satirist

excellent eavesdropping moment there walking past two inebriated fiftysomething geordie radgie guys gazing into the window of a cat cafe and comprehending the concept (“the fuckin cats just sit on the fuckin tables like??” “d’y bring your own fuckin cat??”).

you know the dramatic quickfire montages at the end of Saw films where the victim has a horrible realisation of all the fuckups they made and clues they missed, well i just had one of those after noticing i’d been waking around in public with my fly down for over two hours.